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Man Utd Jokes

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  • 20-12-2008 1:42pm
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    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭


    Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
    A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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    Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
    A: Gifted.

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    Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
    A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

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    Q: What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
    A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

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    Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
    A: A Man U fan is a real dick

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    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Whats the difference between a Liverpool fan and a skunk??

    One has greasy hair and stinks,the other is a small furry animal.


    What do you throw to a drowning scouser?

    His family.

    What do you call a scouser in a suit?

    The accused.

    What do you say to a scouser with a job?

    Big mac and large fries

    Due to the recent pork scare the Irish Government has said the will refund the money for any useless Irish meat.......Rafa sent Robbie Keane.

    Liverpool are not selling any more replica kits this year,instead they are selling a plastic penis that Liverpool fans can strap to their forhead.Everyone will know who they support.


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