Clever...?

Toiletroll

Here we go:









(scroll down slowly!)

5 Tests!!
Try it - it works :-))





*TEST 1*




This is the story of a young girl......
During the funerals of her mother she noticed a young man.
She thought that this was the man of her dreams and fell totally in love....
A few days later the girl kills her sister.

Question:
Why did she kill her sister???

Don't scroll down before you have answered the question...
Think about it....







































Answer :

She hoped the man would come for the funerals....


If you answered the question right like this, your thinking like a psychopath.

This test has been made by American psychologists in order to find out
who thinks like a murderer.



Many a serial murderer confronted with this question answered it right.

If you answered this question wrong - all the better for you.


In case that one of your friends answered this question right -
better forget about him...







TEST 2





Do this test within 1o seconds and then look up the result below.


Count how many "F" you find in the below text:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++



Ready!
Don't scroll down before you finished your count!
OK?
























How many? Three?
Wrong. There are six "F" ? no joke!
Go back and count again!
The explanation follows.








Our brain doesn't take note of the word 'OF'. True?
Strange, isn't it?
The one who counted six "F" at the first go is a genius, four or
five - is quite special, who counted three is normal.

Any one who counted less than three should buy new glasses.



TEST 3

The following test is quite remarkable also. Please go through it until the end.


Did you ever think about if your brains are average or special?
If you make this test seriously you will get the answer.





Answer the questions one after another, don't go to the next before having
answered the previous.,
You don't need to write down the results. You will be stunned
by the result.

What's the result of each of these:



15+6



3+56



89+2



12+53



75+26



25+52



63+32



I know that it's not easy to count so fast but that's the task

123+5




Now quick! Think about a tool! And a colour! Now scroll down a bit.


A bit more.






And a bit...

























You thought about a red hammer???


If not you are part of the 2% of people who's brain is different in that way
that they can think about something else.


98% think about a red hammer...



TEST 4

Your right foot.

It's not very special, ...but true!. Anyone who takes this test,will become
that curious that he will repeat it again and again to see if he's capable
to change the movement of his right foot.

But he cannot!


















1. You're sitting at your desk. Lift your right foot slightly and circle it
clockwise.


2. At the same time try to paint the digit 6 in the air with your right hand.

---

your foot starts to circle counter-clockwise!


3. I told you... You cannot change it...






TEST 5


Piggy-Test


Don't cheat with this test and take it seriously!


Although it's quite funny yes.gif

Take a blank sheet of paper and draw a pig.

Don't scroll down before you finished your drawing!



Don't cheat! no.gif


Ready? Sure???





































The pig is an image of your psyche.





If you drew the pig:

* in the upper part of the page: You are an optimist.

* rather in the middle of the page: You are a realist.

* rather in the lower part of the page: You are a pessimist.






* if the pig looks to the left: You believe in tradition, you are friendly
towards elder people, memorizes birthdays and other jubilees.



* If the pig looks to the right: You are an explorer and activist. You don't
have strong bounds with your family and things like birthdays are not
important to you.



* If the pig looks directly towards you: You say what you think and you don't
fear disputes and confrontation.


* If you drew many details: You are an analytic, calm, composed and distrustful.


* If you didn't draw details: You are emotional, naive, not methodical and you
often take the risk.


* If your pig has more than four legs: You are doubting or your life just
undergoes a big change.


* If you drew four legs: You are self-confident, stubborn and stick to
your rules.


* If your pig's got more than four legs: You're an idiot.

* The size of the pigs ears show your readiness to listen to others:
the bigger the better!







No - you may not take the test a second time... Ask your friends to do it.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

NOT WIN

Toiletroll

Sean_K wrote: »

NOT WIN

Cant figure it out? :P

Photi

Er...1998 wants its crappy email forwards back.

brianthebard

TL; DR.

Toiletroll

Photi wrote: »

Er...1998 wants its crappy email forwards back.

Its a laugh, I been pretty much spam free for the 10 years of being online... Maybe you are doing something wrong? :P

Anyway, not everyone will have seen it... I notice the results are interesting!

BravoSierra

1998 indeed. This went viral so many times since.

Sharpshooter

Toiletroll wrote: »

Here we go:









(scroll down slowly!)

5 Tests!!
Try it - it works :-))





*TEST 1*




This is the story of a young girl......
During the funerals of her mother she noticed a young man.
She thought that this was the man of her dreams and fell totally in love....
A few days later the girl kills her sister.

Question:
Why did she kill her sister???

Don't scroll down before you have answered the question...
Think about it....







































Answer :

She hoped the man would come for the funerals....


If you answered the question right like this, your thinking like a psychopath.

This test has been made by American psychologists in order to find out
who thinks like a murderer.



Many a serial murderer confronted with this question answered it right.

If you answered this question wrong - all the better for you.


In case that one of your friends answered this question right -
better forget about him...







TEST 2





Do this test within 1o seconds and then look up the result below.


Count how many "F" you find in the below text:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++



Ready!
Don't scroll down before you finished your count!
OK?
























How many? Three?
Wrong. There are six "F" ? no joke!
Go back and count again!
The explanation follows.








Our brain doesn't take note of the word 'OF'. True?
Strange, isn't it?
The one who counted six "F" at the first go is a genius, four or
five - is quite special, who counted three is normal.

Any one who counted less than three should buy new glasses.



TEST 3

The following test is quite remarkable also. Please go through it until the end.


Did you ever think about if your brains are average or special?
If you make this test seriously you will get the answer.





Answer the questions one after another, don't go to the next before having
answered the previous.,
You don't need to write down the results. You will be stunned
by the result.

What's the result of each of these:



15+6



3+56



89+2



12+53



75+26



25+52



63+32



I know that it's not easy to count so fast but that's the task

123+5




Now quick! Think about a tool! And a colour! Now scroll down a bit.


A bit more.






And a bit...

























You thought about a red hammer???


If not you are part of the 2% of people who's brain is different in that way
that they can think about something else.


98% think about a red hammer...



TEST 4

Your right foot.

It's not very special, ...but true!. Anyone who takes this test,will become
that curious that he will repeat it again and again to see if he's capable
to change the movement of his right foot.

But he cannot!


















1. You're sitting at your desk. Lift your right foot slightly and circle it
clockwise.


2. At the same time try to paint the digit 6 in the air with your right hand.

---

your foot starts to circle counter-clockwise!


3. I told you... You cannot change it...






TEST 5


Piggy-Test


Don't cheat with this test and take it seriously!


Although it's quite funny yes.gif

Take a blank sheet of paper and draw a pig.

Don't scroll down before you finished your drawing!



Don't cheat! no.gif


Ready? Sure???





































The pig is an image of your psyche.





If you drew the pig:

* in the upper part of the page: You are an optimist.

* rather in the middle of the page: You are a realist.

* rather in the lower part of the page: You are a pessimist.






* if the pig looks to the left: You believe in tradition, you are friendly
towards elder people, memorizes birthdays and other jubilees.



* If the pig looks to the right: You are an explorer and activist. You don't
have strong bounds with your family and things like birthdays are not
important to you.



* If the pig looks directly towards you: You say what you think and you don't
fear disputes and confrontation.


* If you drew many details: You are an analytic, calm, composed and distrustful.


* If you didn't draw details: You are emotional, naive, not methodical and you
often take the risk.


* If your pig has more than four legs: You are doubting or your life just
undergoes a big change.


* If you drew four legs: You are self-confident, stubborn and stick to
your rules.


* If your pig's got more than four legs: You're an idiot.

* The size of the pigs ears show your readiness to listen to others:
the bigger the better!







No - you may not take the test a second time... Ask your friends to do it.

Sorry , Toiletroll , but I am pulling the chain on this one.
You come across as a bit of a spacer, tbh..

BravoSierra

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Sorry , Toiletroll , but I am pulling the chain on this one.

Did you have to comment it in its entirety though.

RoundyMooney

Did no one else do the sums in their head?

Just me?

OK.

/shuffles off

Steve

/cuts wrist

delta_bravo

Yes this is such a waste of time, us gents have far more important things to be doing at 11.20 on a Saturday night

RoundyMooney

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Did no one else do the sums in their head?

Just me?

OK.

/shuffles off

bf and i did
then we both said yellow screwdriver same time

IsMiseConor

According to these tests, I am a Genius!

Everyone shall bow down before me.

RoundyMooney

Ha! Blue spanner.

In 1997, I did say Red Hammer though.

Fool me twice, won't won't get fooled again, and all that mallarkey

RoundyMooney

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Ha! Blue spanner.

In 1997, I did say Red Hammer though.

Fool me twice, won't won't get fooled again, and all that mallarkey

i think i said yellow screwdriver last time as well

Everyone shall bow down before be.

Yes, genius...

feylya

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Ha! Blue spanner.

That's what I said :eek:

RoundyMooney

feylya wrote: »

That's what I said :eek:

Great minds, Fey, great minds.

Why are you not beering?

feylya

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Great minds, Fey, great minds.

Why are you not beering?

Hungover to **** and I've to drive to Louth in the morning for a family thing

Local-womanizer

I thought of my yellow homebase hammer,but i was useing it today,does that count?

BravoSierra

Orange spanner.

IsMiseConor

:cool:

bluewolf wrote: »

Yes, genius...

Dammit!

I have failed.

FruitLover

Red screwdriver. Close, but no cigar...

DanGerMus

I think you're a Blue Spanner Toilettroll.

Creature

Toiletroll wrote: »

Here we go:









(scroll down slowly!)

5 Tests!!
Try it - it works :-))





*TEST 1*




This is the story of a young girl......
During the funerals of her mother she noticed a young man.
She thought that this was the man of her dreams and fell totally in love....
A few days later the girl kills her sister.

Question:
Why did she kill her sister???

Don't scroll down before you have answered the question...
Think about it....







































Answer :

She hoped the man would come for the funerals....


If you answered the question right like this, your thinking like a psychopath.

This test has been made by American psychologists in order to find out
who thinks like a murderer.



Many a serial murderer confronted with this question answered it right.

If you answered this question wrong - all the better for you.


In case that one of your friends answered this question right -
better forget about him...







TEST 2





Do this test within 1o seconds and then look up the result below.


Count how many "F" you find in the below text:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++



Ready!
Don't scroll down before you finished your count!
OK?
























How many? Three?
Wrong. There are six "F" ? no joke!
Go back and count again!
The explanation follows.








Our brain doesn't take note of the word 'OF'. True?
Strange, isn't it?
The one who counted six "F" at the first go is a genius, four or
five - is quite special, who counted three is normal.

Any one who counted less than three should buy new glasses.



TEST 3

The following test is quite remarkable also. Please go through it until the end.


Did you ever think about if your brains are average or special?
If you make this test seriously you will get the answer.





Answer the questions one after another, don't go to the next before having
answered the previous.,
You don't need to write down the results. You will be stunned
by the result.

What's the result of each of these:



15+6



3+56



89+2



12+53



75+26



25+52



63+32



I know that it's not easy to count so fast but that's the task

123+5




Now quick! Think about a tool! And a colour! Now scroll down a bit.


A bit more.






And a bit...

























You thought about a red hammer???


If not you are part of the 2% of people who's brain is different in that way
that they can think about something else.


98% think about a red hammer...



TEST 4

Your right foot.

It's not very special, ...but true!. Anyone who takes this test,will become
that curious that he will repeat it again and again to see if he's capable
to change the movement of his right foot.

But he cannot!


















1. You're sitting at your desk. Lift your right foot slightly and circle it
clockwise.


2. At the same time try to paint the digit 6 in the air with your right hand.

---

your foot starts to circle counter-clockwise!


3. I told you... You cannot change it...






TEST 5


Piggy-Test


Don't cheat with this test and take it seriously!


Although it's quite funny yes.gif

Take a blank sheet of paper and draw a pig.

Don't scroll down before you finished your drawing!



Don't cheat! no.gif


Ready? Sure???





































The pig is an image of your psyche.





If you drew the pig:

* in the upper part of the page: You are an optimist.

* rather in the middle of the page: You are a realist.

* rather in the lower part of the page: You are a pessimist.






* if the pig looks to the left: You believe in tradition, you are friendly
towards elder people, memorizes birthdays and other jubilees.



* If the pig looks to the right: You are an explorer and activist. You don't
have strong bounds with your family and things like birthdays are not
important to you.



* If the pig looks directly towards you: You say what you think and you don't
fear disputes and confrontation.


* If you drew many details: You are an analytic, calm, composed and distrustful.


* If you didn't draw details: You are emotional, naive, not methodical and you
often take the risk.


* If your pig has more than four legs: You are doubting or your life just
undergoes a big change.


* If you drew four legs: You are self-confident, stubborn and stick to
your rules.


* If your pig's got more than four legs: You're an idiot.

* The size of the pigs ears show your readiness to listen to others:
the bigger the better!







No - you may not take the test a second time... Ask your friends to do it.

Red wrench.

Sharpshooter

BravoSierra wrote: »

Did you have to comment it in its entirety though.

Why do you ask?

RoundyMooney

feylya wrote: »

I've to drive to Louth...

Mind the roads. All the grannies are out for their yearly meander on the highways and byways. Feckin lethal.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

This quoting has got to stop.

Exit

I said red hammer. But that's because I've just had sex half an hour ago.