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    #32
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    javaboy wrote: »
    It's much hotter when porn finds you than when you find porn.
    Sometimes, when you're hungover, and you didn't score the night before, and the internet is just ... so, so ... so close by, porn doesn't just find you; it tracks your ass down and makes a human sacrifice outta ya ;)


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    #33
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Demonique wrote: »
    Because close-ups of dick disappearing into pussy isn't attractive?

    Personally I'd rather see a close-up of a woman's face as she's moaning and enjoying herself

    And I've seen both

    I've seen all three ... ahem <whistles>


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    #34
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Not in Ireland. :(:(

    On living Tv every night,2 episodes back to back!You need to look harder!


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    #35
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    As a wise man once said, once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't exactly go back to Playboy! :pac:


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    #36
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 7,865 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Soft porn is "gateway" porn into much harder porn! FACT!


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    #37
    RoMiLe
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    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    On living Tv every night,2 episodes back to back!You need to look harder!

    He meant he's not in Ireland. Read his location


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    #38
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    Soft porn is "gateway" porn into much harder porn! FACT!

    where does one go from midgets and donkeys?


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    #39
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    jester77 wrote: »
    where does one go from midgets and donkeys?

    Midget donkeys?


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    #40
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 7,865 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    ladyboys and strangulation.


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    #41
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,403 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    On living Tv every night,2 episodes back to back!You need to look harder!

    No, you misunderstand: I'M not in Ireland.
    (And yes, Berlin has a lot, but it's not the same....)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #42
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    No, you misunderstand: I'M not in Ireland.
    (And yes, Berlin has a lot, but it's not the same....)

    Ah, well you have to watch the same crap as me then... and it ain't pretty!!


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    #43
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,403 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    jester77 wrote: »
    Ah, well you have to watch the same crap as me then... and it ain't pretty!!

    I just open the curtains :D

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #44
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 7,865 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I just open the curtains :D

    You've an alter boy with a part in his hair too?? :eek:


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    #45
    gino85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭gino85


    davyjose wrote: »
    It's to trick your missus. So she thinks "ah, this is what he means by 'porn'." Meanwhile an albino midget is banging a one-legged tranny in some seedy corner of your hard-drive.

    i see you albino midget banging a 1 legged tranny and raise you black amputee toilet seat handjob

    not safe for work or children id say

    mods let me know if its inappropriate and ill remove the link

    <completely inappropriate>


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    #46
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Have you noticed how while he's inserting his stump into her eager gob, he's holding the toilet lid off her head? Chivalry is alive and well.

    Anyway my situation was madey-up, freak :p


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    #47
    phenomenon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    Nigella Lawson's cooking shows = best soft core porn on TV


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    #48
    greatgoal
    Registered Users Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    No, you misunderstand: I'M not in Ireland.
    (And yes, Berlin has a lot, but it's not the same....)
    ahh yes berlin,where people pee on each other,a lot.


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    #49
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    jester77 wrote: »
    where does one go from midgets and donkeys?
    The_B_Man wrote: »
    ladyboys and strangulation.
    I can testify to this....


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    #50
    Terodil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Terodil


    greatgoal wrote: »
    ahh yes berlin,where people pee on each other,a lot.
    ... are you talking about the government??


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    #51
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    soft porn babe station this anoys me why because how is doing that hoochie momma shaking her ass sexy allso how are spoty ass's and digustingly fake boobs nice to look at it i really dont get it.......


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    #52
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    jester77 wrote: »
    I'm sitting here and there's a Mary Carey movie on TV and I'm wondering what's the point. It's just pure titallation and does nothing but leave you frustrated, or am I missing something?


    Every engine needs a warm-up. If you can ram-rod at a moments notice your a sex god.
    (If your female, can I get your number! :D )


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    #53
    Robbo
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    soft porn babe station this anoys me why because how is doing that hoochie momma shaking her ass sexy allso how are spoty ass's and digustingly fake boobs nice to look at it i really dont get it.......
    I've been informed by those in the industry that more people are watching them stations on most evenings than watch peak programming on RTE.

    In other words, a coin operated **** machine draws more viewership than the Panel


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    #54
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Robbo wrote: »
    ...a coin operated **** machine draws more viewership than the Panel

    Anything would draw more viewership than the Panel! Including my grannie naked. :eek:


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    #55
    deleriumtremens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    davyjose wrote: »
    It's to trick your missus. So she thinks "ah, this is what he means by 'porn'." Meanwhile an albino midget is banging a one-legged tranny in some seedy corner of your hard-drive.

    This made me laugh uncontrollably!!!


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    #56
    Snowie
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    Robbo wrote: »
    I've been informed by those in the industry that more people are watching them stations on most evenings than watch peak programming on RTE.

    In other words, a coin operated **** machine draws more viewership than the Panel


    No dout man, Granted if they can make money do so buy all degres's....

    My issue with them is 7 out 10 are pure skanky in appearnce's but im shore therer nice girls, I'm shore there nice girls and what nots....
    You also must remember thats england, there's what 52 million people where as Ireland, Have what 4 million give or take a couple o hundred tho....

    so its a pretty unfair comparison. but a I understand yout point it....


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