Worst thing you've said/done/posted when drunk.

gerky

weeder wrote: »

was away in kerry with my friends family because one of them was getting married,I got stupid drunk and staggered back to the house they had rented (was part of the hotel), no idea how i got back there or who let me into the house :eek: , took off me shoes at the bottom of the stairs and my trousers half way up and my socks at the top and the underpants when i got into the room (or so im told by the friend), then the last thing i remember is standing over the bed with nothing but a shirt on and instead of getting in the bed i said to meself, **** that and just sort of dived at the bed and passed out, all well and good, i wake up with a quilt over my and me lying on my back. nothing was said about this so i didnt really mind (i drink with them a good bit) until 2 days later the night before going home and im talking to his ma and she goes "we had no idea where you went so i went to the house to see were you there and i walked into the bedroom and there was you lying WITH NOT A STITCH ON YA" needless to say i was fairly mortified about it :eek:

On yer back you say , I bet she at least felt ya up, "at least":pac:

ShooterSF

Hmm a few weeks ago I told a single girl who had a kid she was damaged goods. Made her cry, pretty **** thing to do. Felt pretty bad. Before that a few years ago my mate had this crush on a girl for ages but was well stuck in the friend zone. In my genius effort to knock some sense into him I called her up on it in front of him, basically told her how he felt etc. One and only time I harmed a friend and still feel bad looking back.

dSTAR

My whole life is a litany of drunken fuckups.

Where to start?

Amalgam

Staggered to an empty part of someone else's house and puked 3 times between a sofa and the wall. Chunkier than Tesco soup, with that curdled sour milk whiff. Moved the sofa in a bit. The house was full of drink addled folk. Never linked to me.

Black Swan

Just before Christmas shopping parties and driving with the top off in my boatmate's vet on Balboa Peninsula on a sunny day we encountered a couple blokes that said something to us stopped at a red light that was more to impress themselves than us (if you know what I mean...). We both gave them the one index finger salute before scratching off, leaving them in the dust.:pac:

Esel

Amalgam wrote: »

Staggered to an empty part of someone else's house and puked 3 times between a sofa and the wall. Chunkier than Tesco soup, with that curdled sour milk whiff. Moved the sofa in a bit. The house was full of drink addled folk. Never linked to me.

That was you? You bastard! :mad:

Caliden

Amalgam wrote: »

Staggered to an empty part of someone else's house and puked 3 times between a sofa and the wall. Chunkier than Tesco soup, with that curdled sour milk whiff. Moved the sofa in a bit. The house was full of drink addled folk. Never linked to me.

The perfect crime

likely_lass

posted - right now

pfishfood

Christmas party started doing shots then started dancing topless with female boss. Dirty dancing with someone i shouldn't have (her husband was not pleased and shouted something in polish that i didnt understand). Got lost in the hotel. nearly fell out of the taxi (while it was still moving) fell out of the taxi when i got home, ended up with concussion. Fell into a ditch of bryars. Woke up the next day and had to go into work with blanks in my memory. Was filled in throughout my shift now thats mortifying. Thats the brief version of events.:eek:

dSTAR

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

...driving with the top off in my boatmate's vet on Balboa Peninsula on a sunny day we encountered a couple blokes [and] gave them the one index finger salute before scratching off, leaving them in the dust.:pac:

Hey G girl likin' your style ...

Get yourself down here and we can take a boat ride in the bay from Mornington Peninsula. But we might just hold off on giving some blokes the bird and get drunk and freaky instead!

Howzat sound?

Jazzy

i have many but a choice pick is the following:

when i was in vegas i got pretty f**ked up one night in new york new york.. i lost everybody i was with and wandered off on my todd. i then saw someone working for the neighbouring casino, excalibur, bringing in a load of these giant cakes (id say 3 foot by 2) and they were all fancy and stuff. so me being drunk and helpful decided to help this guy for some reason. so i started taking one of the big cakes too and of course i completely over estimated the weight of the cake and it fell flat on its face splattering everywhere. so then i proceded to dance around in the cake and started kicking it everywhere and doing an impression of the fat fighters one from little britain going "i just love a bit of cake". cake is a slippy substance so i kept falling on and into the cake so i was pretty much covered head to foot in fancy cake. ppl where just looking at wat was going on with very confused expressions on their faces.
i then went back to the apartment and jumped on top of my mate who was in bed still chanting "i just love cake me". my mate didnt know wat the hell was going on and just threw me off. i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up i looked across the room at my cake covered shorts thinking "emm? wat?"

SoWatchaWant

Jazzy wrote: »

when i was in vegas i got pretty f**ked up one night in new york new york..

You what?

Jazzy

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

You what?

its a casino there, one of the big ones. its across from the MGM Garand towards the lower end of the strip. decent theme park there too

zonEEE

going into a nightclub after the pub

Bouncer : have id?

me : no sorry forgot it

Bouncer: how old are you

me : 17

me: aw ****e i mean...

Steve

Jazzy wrote: »

its a casino there, one of the big ones. its across from the MGM Garand towards the lower end of the strip. decent theme park there too

Manhattan express rocks as well, did you do it?
I did it pissed one morning and it sobered me up and blew off the hangover in one go!

Firetrap

Snogged a guy who looked like Andy from Little Britain. Yes, the guy in the wheelchair

Toto Wolfcastle

I do the usual ringing and texting people when drunk thing, but it's never anything majorly regrettable.

It's when I'm only after a couple of drinks and I get brave that the trouble starts. I decided to tell someone the truth at the weekend after a couple of drinks and although what I said was nice, I wish to God that I could take it back! In the message I said I was drunk, which could have given me a get out of jail free card, but then I admitted I wasn't actually drunk.

Stupid other person making me feel like a fool.

Stupid bravery plus ability to still use brain and text is bad.

MizzLolly

I think we're all guilty of drunk texting the ex's!! *snarl* grrr..

But I wrote about my first 'Wii Experience' here before. Where I was really drunk and disorientated. I put my cousin's pyjamas on (backways) and tried to play the Nintendo Wii. It was that bowling game. I was hitting the tv with the controller trying to knock the pins down

I got fed up and said I was going to bed, opened the front door and fell asleep on the step...

Hehehe..

Another time, I was taking a sip but I forget to open my mouth and it spilled all over me... :rolleyes::o

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

Snogged a guy who looked like Andy from Little Britain. Yes, the guy in the wheelchair

Did he take you for a spin in his hot wheels?

Firetrap

:eek:

Erm...thankfully not.

Also when I was drunk, I was walking through a public car park on a frosty night. I wrote rubbish in the frost on someone's car using my fingers. It probably wasn't even spelled properly.

Oswald Osbourne

On the last day of some mickey mouse 9-5 office job I had I went for a quick 3 hour liquid lunch consisting of double-whiskeys all the way to celebrate the end of the job. I came back to my desk around 3pm fairly pisshed. Then to my dismay I remembered I hadn't got my reference yet! So I went into the bosses office and asked him for a reference. He said he'd write it up and post it to my home address. I can't remember how clear my request was but I do remember walking into the doorframe on the way out of his office so it couldn't have been that eloquent.

8 years on and I'm still waiting for the reference! Kids always ask for the ref a few days before you quit! That way you can enjoy your final-Friday liquid-lunch without reproach :eek:

Firetrap

Did you get another job?

Oswald Osbourne

yep

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

I wrote rubbish in the frost on someone's car using my fingers. It probably wasn't even spelled properly.

Wheelchair wins.

There are sites out there for people with wheelchair fetishes.

Firetrap

I suppose I should have pointed out that he wasn't in a wheelchair. He just looked kinda like Andy.

I did once see a guy in a wheelchair in a nightclub who had a woman in his lap.

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

I suppose I should have pointed out that he wasn't in a wheelchair. He just looked kinda like Andy.

I did once see a guy in a wheelchair in a nightclub who had a woman in his lap.

Damn you just about ruined my fantasy.

What kinds of clubs do you frequent as a matter of interest?

giggsy664

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

called someone "an absolute C word". i hate the word so much i won't even type it but it rhymes with punt.

Is it clitoris?

Oswald Osbourne

Firetrap wrote: »

I did once see a guy in a wheelchair in a nightclub who had a woman in his lap.

Jammy bastard. I wish I was in a wheelchair!

Oswald Osbourne

called someone "an absolute C word". i hate the word so much i won't even type it but it rhymes with punt.

giggsy664 wrote: »

Is it clitoris?

Your not much of a poet, are you?

giggsy664

dSTAR wrote: »

My whole life is a litany of drunken fuckups.

Where to start?

At the chicky babes?