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Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 2008-12-30 01:13:39

I just got laid. And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun. There is hope for everyone. And a happy new year to everyone. That is all.

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#52 30-12-2008 11:15am

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What's his name?

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#53 30-12-2008 11:43am

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Just as we ask snyper, was she legal?

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#54 30-12-2008 12:04pm

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Can we get this thread printed and posted to his/her OH?

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#55 30-12-2008 12:05pm

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Berty wrote: »

Can we get this thread printed and posted to his/her OH?

Ha, your evil:D

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#56 30-12-2008 12:13pm

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I think everyone here should call into Liveline, The G Ryan show, Pat Kenny, Tubridy and all of those shows just to say that Ikky Poo got laid.

This is a monumental occasion people. Someone get a CD player, we need to blast We Are The Champions as loud as humanly possible

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#57 30-12-2008 12:33pm

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I'd say he's devastated he started this thread:D

He thought he was so cool after getting laid, now he has a broken ego and a broken hole.

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#58 30-12-2008 1:00pm

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Plug wrote: »

I'd say he's devastated he started this thread:D

He thought he was so cool after getting laid, now he has a broken ego and a broken hole.

Nope. He's still quiet euphoric from last night.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#59 30-12-2008 1:04pm

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Congrats.

So the chloroform does work!!!!

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#60 30-12-2008 1:43pm

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Premature ejaculation.

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#61 30-12-2008 2:10pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Isn't it great when it still fells good the next morning?

You mean she didnt deflate overnight?

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#62 30-12-2008 2:22pm

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hunter164 wrote: »

Premature ejaculation.

It really depends on the perspective, to me it is right on time, every time.

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#63 30-12-2008 3:17pm

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Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Ahh now killjoys don't give him such a hard time. So what that he posted about it here. The chap is thrilled that he finally had a wee bash at the auld fornication. He's so excited that he can't contain himself. We should be happy for him rather than calling him allsorts for coming on here and telling us about it.

Congrats Ikky. Lets hope it goes somewhere good for you from here.

"The auld fornication"

Lmao

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#64 30-12-2008 3:40pm

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what a retard lol

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#65 30-12-2008 3:42pm

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Ikky,

Farm animals and wildlife don't count.

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#66 30-12-2008 3:48pm

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I clicked thinking something big was up, then I read this,

*Newsflash* The mods have a sense of Humour and are not the Anal retentive gobsh1tes we all thought they were *Newsflash*

Ok, so who clearly donated alot of mullah to SSF to make the gem happen? Spill the beans!!

It should go on announcements across every forums, who knows TV3 news might even pick up on it, it would be front page news, imagine Martin King, Ikky got layed! Everybody else got layed off today in other news!

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#67 30-12-2008 3:50pm

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when you are 50years older it wont be such a big deal-i know

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#68 30-12-2008 3:51pm

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minidazzler wrote: »

It really depends on the perspective, to me it is right on time, every time.

Chaps first time I'd say he spunked on sight.

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#69 30-12-2008 4:06pm

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More importantly were you a half decent shag does she want to see you again?

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#70 30-12-2008 4:29pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I just got laid.

Aaaah, that explains why this thread is sticky

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#71 30-12-2008 4:54pm

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Cool - he got laid. Lets all give him the clap...
...sorry, I meant "lets all give him a clap" (he might already have the other - oops!)

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#72 30-12-2008 4:59pm

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mumhaabu wrote: »

*Newsflash* The mods have a sense of Humour and are not the Anal retentive gobsh1tes we all thought they were *Newsflash*

Run very very fast and dont look back...the banhammer is catching up on you

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#73 30-12-2008 5:03pm

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Someone on boards got laid, Whats this nerdy forum turning into:eek:

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#74 30-12-2008 5:07pm

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mumhaabu wrote: »

I clicked thinking something big was up,

It was.

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#75 30-12-2008 5:08pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

It was.

Id question that big part:pac:

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#76 30-12-2008 5:13pm

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Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Id question that big part:pac:

Ah , don't be envious.:pac:

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#77 30-12-2008 5:31pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I just got laid.

And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun.

There is hope for everyone. And a happy new year to everyone.

That is all.

This is what I'm thinking.

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#78 30-12-2008 6:03pm

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Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Ahh now killjoys don't give him such a hard time.

Em ... I think the point is that someone got there before us ... >_>

hunter164 wrote: »

Premature ejaculation.

Whamhunter, PI is thattaway
> :pac:

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#79 30-12-2008 6:07pm

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ImpotentNoHorn wrote: »

Whamhunter, PI is thattaway
> :pac:

thought it was this way :pac: <=====8

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#80 30-12-2008 6:14pm

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Still no pictorial proof............dissapointing.:(

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#81 30-12-2008 6:17pm

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eolhc wrote: »

:pac: <=====8

Only in your case, dude, only in your case!

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#82 30-12-2008 6:39pm

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ImpotentNoHorn wrote: »

Only in your case, dude, only in your case!

says the man with the embarrassing name.... forget I said that :pac:

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#83 30-12-2008 6:53pm

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#84 30-12-2008 6:59pm

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A monumental 15 seconds of glory.:cool:

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#85 30-12-2008 7:42pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

A monumental 15 seconds of glory.:cool:

Name change in order i think

Marathon man

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#86 30-12-2008 8:03pm

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congratulations
here's your certificate

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#87 30-12-2008 8:08pm

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Vain wrote: »

Someone on boards got laid, Whats this nerdy forum turning into:eek:

Don't be jealous! He proposed to her after

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff147/PhillyxFanx4Life/9386831-Medium.jpg

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#88 30-12-2008 8:30pm

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I wonder does it work the other way around?

*goes off to start thread*

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#89 30-12-2008 10:37pm

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I sent the link to this page to your ma.

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#90 30-12-2008 10:58pm

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I just got laid with a 5 fingered beauty tonight!! I'm not gonna start a thread about it!!

Seriously though, show the girl this thread, nothing gets girls hot like guys who start internet discussion threads about having sex with them. She may even let you visit brown town.

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#91 30-12-2008 11:05pm

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DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

congratulations
here's your certificate

This would have worked, but the yore ma bit killed it....

galwayrush wrote: »

Still no pictorial proof............dissapointing.:(

Now taking pics WOULD be sad!

As for the rest of yiz, she's still here, still alive, still human and looking for more. Updates in the morning.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#92 30-12-2008 11:11pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

As for the rest of yiz, she's still here, still alive, still human and looking for more. Updates in the morning.

This is turning into a Mini Series , can't wait.:pac:

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#93 30-12-2008 11:12pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

This would have worked, but the yore ma bit killed it....

I've had my fun, and that's all that matters.

(lucky gf says you :pac:)

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#94 30-12-2008 11:49pm

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If a guy started a thread like this about me, I would not be remotely impressed.

Shame on you Ikky!! :P

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#95 31-12-2008 9:53am

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MizzLolly wrote: »

If a guy started a thread like this about me, I would not be remotely impressed.

Shame on you Ikky!! :P

How do you know he hasn't...?! And I bring a message of hope and faith - read into it what you may!

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#96 31-12-2008 1:43pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

How do you know he hasn't...?! And I bring a message of hope and faith - read into it what you may!

You are obviously insane? Hope and Faith? You got laid, lets hope for your sake that she is working the same corner tonight or you'll never get it again !

Can we have this moved to the consumer issues forum

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#97 31-12-2008 2:06pm

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Congrats, although I'd worry if I were you... Not being able to get laid in Berlin is rather worrying!!! (Haben Sie einen kleinen Shlong?)

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#98 31-12-2008 4:32pm

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good on ya,you saw out 2008 with a bang!

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#99 31-12-2008 4:46pm

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Post 100th of the thread!

I win the sex pictures!

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#100 31-12-2008 6:04pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

Are you referring to some werid kinky role play game were you are an egg ?

Are you referring to some werid kinky role play game were you are an carpet ?

Link to the how pregnancy happens thread incase it was a human female.

link to the thread on sti testing.

Did next doors dog mind ?

Watching the woody alan film "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)" doesn't count as getting laid.

Will your da be looking to kill you when he wakes up from the sleeping pills ?

Just cos you granny didn't way no due to the breathing machine doesn't mean she consented.

A list of all the sti you may have gotten even if you wore a condom.

herpes
warts
scabies
lice
crabs
Molluscum contagiosum
Genital warts
Hepatitis B
Syphilis

http://brown.edu/Student_Services/Health_Services/Health_Education/sexual_health/sti/sti_home.htm

http://www.positiveoptions.ie/index.php

encase there is a pregnancy
/shudder AH posters breeding heavens forbid.

and if it was all a nightmare if you drink for the next 7 days you might just
kill off enough brain cells to forget.

Epic Thaed, epic.

But Icky, it doesn't count if it's a rodent called Roger. Honestly.

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#101 01-01-2009 12:46am

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Epic Thaed, epic.

But Icky, it doesn't count if it's a rodent called Roger. Honestly.

+1 on that (and it wasn't:D)

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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