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Why I love living in River Valley

  • 31-12-2008 9:05pm
    #1
    T-Maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,153 ✭✭✭


    I live in River Valley and I love it:

    1. I can speed around in my loud and annoying little pimped up Starlet, not giving a toss about the rest of the residents.
    2. I don't need to bin any of my rubbish - I just throw it out the car window or simply drop it.
    3. I can freely exercise my artistic genius with graffiti writing wherever I desire.
    4. I can hang out with my friends in front of the shops and on street corners. After all, other people's boundary walls are there to lean against and to sit on. (And obviously to piss, spit and puke against!) LOL
    5. Greens and other recreational areas are being provided by the council for boozing it up with my friends. (Of course you can leave the empty cans, just remember to brake the glass bottles though.)
    6. Even though it's illegal, I set off my fireworks where and when I want. I get huge kicks by aiming it at other people's houses!
    7. Plenty of cars to vandalize.
    8. A decent variety of cars to steal parts from for my friends. (aerials, hub caps, door mirrors, badges, etc.)
    9. No limitation on bonfires at Halloween.
    10. When I get really angry, there's always a bus shelter to destroy.

    Yeah, I can just be my obnoxious little self but hey, if I need a donation for my football tour (aka six pack Dutch Gold), I know where to go...


Comments

  • #2
    Dizzyblonde
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 12,110 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dizzyblonde


    :rolleyes: you're really on the bitter bus today.

    Time for you to move on, I think ;)


  • #3
    greatgoal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    sounds like most large housing estates,doesnt it?


  • #4
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,234 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Yup, sounds exactly like mine anyway. Except Fingal Co.Co has decided we no longer need bus shelters, just poles.


  • #5
    Davabo
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Davabo


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    Yup, sounds exactly like mine anyway. Except Fingal Co.Co has decided we no longer need bus shelters, just poles.

    No more bus shelters? :(
    What if its raining!:eek:


  • #6
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Banned for a month. Had it been even remotely amusing you may have received a shorter ban. Boring, unfunny and could be applied to any housing estate anywhere in the country. All in all a great big fail.

    Next time it'll be permanent.


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