The man flu, Support Thread....

CDfm

mumhaabu wrote: »

I took great satisfaction in hanging around people I dislike today while coughing and sneezing in the hope of trying to them on the Flu! There is one asshole I really hope I can give it to, My father and sister contracted it from me and so did two of my friend so I am highly contagious.

Sincerily hope you are joking

mumhaabu

CDfm wrote: »

Sincerily hope you are joking

I kind of took the idea from your response to pseudonym1' post and was wondering what you'd write up, yeah I am joking :pac: noone deserves this thing and I am pretty bad with it. I though I'd get flamed immediately :eek::pac:

CDfm

mumhaabu wrote: »

I kind of took the idea from your response to pseudonym1' post and was wondering what you'd write up, yeah I am joking :pac: noone deserves this thing and I am pretty bad with it. I though I'd get flamed immediately :eek::pac:

You poor guy Pseudo got to you and you got delerious -she is a mean girl.

pseudonym1

Can only contract the virus 3 days at the begining!

CDmf your OH is a member of our organisation. I expect you noticed she was gone for an unnessicary lenght of time today.

~Qeue emotional music~
I am appealing to all flunaatzis and fluzys under cover to go forth whilst contagously fertile and infect as many man wusses as possible!

Alice1

Feel the lurve......

pseudonym1

New campaign spread the sneezes!

abi2007

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

yes im shore !!!!!!

lucky guy

minxie

hows the snivelling wrecks today???:D
new cases on board i see....:eek:

Alice1

I think we should do a roll call and grade each of them re severity of symptoms.

Puddleduck

Ive a bit of a cold...praying to god it dosent turn into the flu. The actimels dont work people!!!

minxie

Puddleduck wrote: »

Ive a bit of a cold...praying to god it dosent turn into the flu. The actimels dont work people!!!

"bit of a cold" mmmmm... not sure it warrants us "manfluzys
attention quite yet!!:rolleyes: get a hold of yourself...:pac:

Puddleduck

minxie1 wrote: »

"bit of a cold" mmmmm... not sure it warrants us "manfluzys
attention quite yet!!:rolleyes: get a hold of yourself...:pac:

Ok, I was just being brave..Im actually dying. I need a Drip and continuous amounts of soup and sleep.

On the plus side I look like an extra from a zombie movie.

Fatloss08

this is a bad dose make no escuses

26th December and still dying with it

fooking poxy

Snowie

Puddleduck wrote: »

Ok, I was just being brave..Im actually dying. I need a Drip and continuous amounts of soup and sleep.

On the plus side I look like an extra from a zombie movie.

:eek: you've got bird flu have a lemsip :P

Puddleduck

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

:eek: you've got bird flu have a lemsip :P

Lol..will I sprout feathers? I already hen peck and caw alot
Urg..feeling totally drained as the day gos on. I had tea for my throat (didnt help).

Berty

Im feeling better today but no thanks to you snivelling sh*ts. :mad:

You would think you would get some sympathy but NO! :mad:

Puddleduck

Berty wrote: »

Im feeling better today but no thanks to you snivelling sh*ts. :mad:

You would think you would get some sympathy but NO! :mad:

There there *pat pat*

Also, welcome to boards...

Snowie

Puddleduck wrote: »

Lol..will I sprout feathers? I already hen peck and caw alot
Urg..feeling totally drained as the day gos on. I had tea for my throat (didnt help).

1/4 of a lmon 3 gloves.
cininemon, 1/4 of teas spoon
hotwater
nutmeg
Honey
cup

poor inagredentsi nto a cup with hot water and drink ule find your self addicted to it

Puddleduck

Yea but at the moment I can only manage the cup and hot water.

Snowie

Puddleduck wrote: »

Yea but at the moment I can only manage the cup and hot water.

tell cdfm hel sort it out for you i promote man flu awearness

Puddleduck

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

tell cdfm hel sort it out for you i promote man flu awearness

Aw thanks..All you need now is a little nurses uniform

Melion

Someone help me

I had the dreaded flu for the last 2 weeks. Finally over the snotting etc but now i have the most serious problem. My left ear is all blocked up, i cant hear a thing. Ive tried olive oil(ghey), salt water(no good), baking soda and boiling water(no good). I need my ear back

Alice1

Hm Melion, that is a most uncomfortable thing. Maybe a visit to the Doc is required (for syringing). Keep with the warmed olive oil for now - tis not an instant cure.

Also do the old Olbas oil / Friar's Balsam thing cos the blockage may be from your sinuses.

CDfm

Melion wrote: »

Someone help me

I had the dreaded flu for the last 2 weeks. Finally over the snotting etc but now i have the most serious problem. My left ear is all blocked up, i cant hear a thing. Ive tried olive oil(ghey), salt water(no good), baking soda and boiling water(no good). I need my ear back

Old wives cures only work on old wives an are ineffective on manflu-unless you are Daniel O'Donnell.

You poor thing -go to the chemist and get some real drops and a gargle. Try pinching your nostrils and blowing like you would as you would if your ears were blocked on a plane.

For a few days I would advise against playing the fender with the Marshall Stacks at 10 and would stick to a practice amp. Sorry mate but thats rock n roll.:cool:

super_furry

This flu is worse than childbirth.

CDfm

super_furry wrote: »

This flu is worse than childbirth.

I know -I couldnt go thru watching another childbirth -Gross

Snowie

Puddleduck wrote: »

Aw thanks..All you need now is a little nurses uniform

Hold on sa second here IM a dude why would i have a nurse's uniform ?:mad:

CDfm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Hold on sa second here IM a dude why would i have a nurse's uniform ?:mad:

To put a little nurse in:D;)

Snowie

CDfm wrote: »

To put a little nurse in:D;)

:eek:

never thaught of that

minxie

pseudonym1 wrote: »

New campaign spread the sneezes!

ive just infected two lads from work..
have an ikkle case of the sniffles. but am grand!!!:D:D
spreading it around i say and let us "fluzzzys" ahem...:pac: take
over boards.ie..:eek::):)