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The man flu, Support Thread....

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    #512
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Flanzer, describe your symptoms please and a firm diagnosis can be made.

    CD - I'm not afraid of you. People like Flanzer need a firm hand. No mollycoddling.

    Hiya Snowy, how're things? (Manfever, hm , now there's an interesting thought)


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    #513
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »

    CD - I'm not afraid of you. People like Flanzer need a firm hand. No mollycoddling.

    You didnt say Dominatrix in your profile:eek:

    People like you give Anne Summers nurses outfits a bad name.


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    #514
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    *Ali does the thin-lipped look*

    That was not what I meant CD - and you know it!


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    #515
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    *Ali does the thin-lipped look*

    That was not what I meant CD - and you know it!

    No -you just wanted to deny him validation. You worm your way into a manflu sufferers trust zone pretending expertise. THen zap


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    #516
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Quite right CD, quite right - but the "zap" is soooo worth it:P


    C'mon Flanzer, where are you hiding?


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    #517
    flanzer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Right, I'm much better now. Although I think the weakened man flu virus now resides in my left nostral as I've to blow large amounts of orange luminous goo down it every half hour or so.

    But it was an unforgettable week.....hot sweats, cold sweats, throbbing headaches, profound deafness, could only hear Mrs Flanzer offering me her tender loving care every now and then (well twice). I'm down about a stone in weight.

    I'm led to believe from reliable sources, that should the man flu virus survive past the winter, it grows stronger and more vigorious and can affect it's victim 10 times as bad than in the winter

    Horrible week. Horrible


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    #518
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    See CD, just a mild dose as I suspected.


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    #519
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    flanzer wrote: »
    Rcould only hear Mrs Flanzer offering me her tender loving care every now and then (well twice). I'm down about a stone in weight.

    Oh dear - was the real Mrs Flanzer brainwashed by manflunazi's


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    #520
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    See CD, just a mild dose as I suspected.

    I don't believe you are a real nurse at all:eek:


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    #521
    Snowie
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    Alice1 wrote: »

    Hiya Snowy, how're things? (Manfever, hm , now there's an interesting thought)


    There ok thanks :D and you ?
    well it exists in dust alergeys etc :(


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    #522
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    CD, I have healing hands - in fact, Mr. Ali says I am very good with my hands.

    Snowy, manfever exists in dust allergies? Whah?


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    #523
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    CD, I have healing hands - in fact, Mr. Ali says I am very good with my hands.

    Snowy, manfever exists in dust allergies? Whah?


    I bet he does :P


    yep it does hay fever is caused bye dust or pollin :(, i was ina dusty house the other day and one nostril is cleer, the other is blocked still :(....

    I need support :(


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    #524
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    I don't believe you are a real nurse at all:eek:



    Dont man its a brain washing tactic seen it before ;)......

    best bet is to not allow alice the camel to mess with your mind :) shes trying to use her manfluzi powers


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    #525
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Snowy,
    If your nose is blocked, you need Vicks Vaporub - not support!

    "Alice the Camel"? Why am I suddenly a camel?


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    #526
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »

    "Alice the Camel"? Why am I suddenly a camel?
    Alice1 wrote: »
    *Ali does the thin-lipped Camel look*

    :D


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    #527
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Nooo, that one doesn't hold water. You changed the quote. There was no camel in my post!


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    #528
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Snowy,
    If your nose is blocked, you need Vicks Vaporub - not support!

    "Alice the Camel"? Why am I suddenly a camel?


    only one nostril is blocked il have you know!!!!!

    I need support its distressing having a blocked noise :( I wouldnt expect a femnaizzi to understand :P

    because alice the camel I felt like it :D. I dont have to justify my self to you :P thats for shore :P


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    #529
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh dear me, you are grumpy Snowy.

    Think I'll retreat for a while


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    #530
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Oh dear me, you are grumpy Snowy.

    Think I'll retreat for a while

    Yes before you provoke an incident of cage rage:pac:

    Now we know you really are a camel -youve taken the hump.


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    #531
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    "Man flu" is a myth; women take 1.46 sick days for every 1 day men take. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512312/Women-46-cent-sick-days-men.html#addComment


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    #532
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    only one nostril is blocked il have you know!!!!!

    I need support its distressing having a blocked noise

    There there Snow-Monkey Alice the Camel has gone and changed herself into Alice the Chicken.

    I thought only witches could do that:eek:


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    #533
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    CD, I have healing hands - in fact, Mr. Ali says I am very good with my hands.

    I was just dozing and thought I felt a pair of hands closing around my throat.

    Anyone heard of a manflu symtom like that before?


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    #534
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Oh dear me, you are grumpy Snowy.

    Think I'll retreat for a while


    I am not grumpy but you dont understand the man flu/feaver problems if you where one then you would everthink about sex change ? :p
    CDfm wrote: »
    There there Snow-Monkey Alice the Camel has gone and changed herself into Alice the Chicken.

    I thought only witches could do that:eek:


    :eek: shes a witch :eek:

    I knew it Thats why she's been so against this thread she wants to turn us into lizards or some other odd creature :eek:


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    #535
    CDfm
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »

    I knew it Thats why she's been so against this thread she wants to turn us into lizards or some other odd creature :eek:

    This frog in throat business is getting me worried Snowy.

    Do you think she can do that ?:eek:


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    #536
    Snowie
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    CDfm wrote: »
    This frog in throat business is getting me worried Snowy.

    Do you think she can do that ?:eek:

    Id be worried if there was a frog in my throat, I once read a book about a frog in the throat it was called mister monday Bye Garth Nix. good book :)....
    i think alice the cammel could do anything after all she said that her husband says she's good with her hands that might mean casting spells and what nots :)


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    #537
    CDfm
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Id be worried if there was a frog in my throat, I once read a book about a frog in the throat it was called mister monday Bye Garth Nix. good book :)....
    i think alice the cammel could do anything after all she said that her husband says she's good with her hands that might mean casting spells and what nots :)

    Mrs CD is away. Maybe shes been kidnapped.:eek:


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    #538
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    *Ali suppresses a cackle*


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    #539
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    *Ali suppresses a cackle*

    Do you mind me asking what have you turned Mr Ali into?


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    #540
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    Mrs CD is away. Maybe shes been kidnapped.:eek:

    :eek: best have a word with ministry of witch craft and wizardry :)

    Alice dont be evil that's not very nice !!!:(


    Shes crafty


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    #541
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    I haven't turned Mr. Ali into anything - he is a very happy man as it is.

    I'm not evil Snowy - just a bit bold sometimes.


    Now, regarding Mrs. CDfm. I don't really like that word "kidnapped" - so very negative. I prefer "initiated into the glorious sisterhood".....


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