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The man flu, Support Thread....
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carlybabe1 wrote: »Fires lightin, broths a bubblin and bats wings have been clipped...bring on the newt ma dear
Forget the newt here's what you need 0 -
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carlybabe1 wrote: »
Hahahah, THREE witches??? Nah, thats all me baby :cool: I's a gooooodd feminazi
For people afflicted with such a debilitating illness, you can rouse yourselves to peruse boards looking for sympathy
Ahh at least you called me babyUltimate Chin wrote: »I have no idea whats goin on in here
bassicly the femnazis are trying to tell us that man flu doesnt exist me and cdfm are in the peoples front of manfluness and where fighting against the evil femnazis
Hi Carlybabe, so nice to see the sisters - we feminazi must stick together! Be afraid boys - be very afraid....
Im not affriad il fart in your general direction :cool:carlybabe1 wrote: »Yess indeedy, we'll sabotage this sickening "feel sorry for ourselves publicly" needy fest....:D
CD & Snowmonkey, BEEEWARRREE
typical you fem nazi's trying to stamp are manflu out yet we cant stamp out your peroid's can we ? no so leave us with at least one excuse not to go to work :P;)0 -
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »
She meant baby in the small helpless crying sensecarlybabe1 wrote: »
Ahh at least you called me baby
Im not affriad il fart in your general direction
And as for the farts, most women are immune to them imoWell, of course I'm grateful to you for the special ingredient.
Mind you, it is a new mix - I usually just stick to the traditional eye of frog, toe of newt, wing of bat and ear of stoat one but I s'pose we must be open to new ideas.
Now let me see how this spell goes;
With fevered brow and sore of throat
The manflu starts and ear of stoat
Stir in bats wings and laugh like silly
Then chuck in sliced bull's willy
No, no that's not right..... wish I could find me book of spells.
OK, think I remember it:
Hubble, bubble
Toil and trouble
Eye of frog and toe of newt
Grated rind of large grapefruit
Bowel of dog and tail of cow
Send X the manfu now!
Not sure. This might require a meeting of the coven of the Glorious Sisterhood.
No meeting required, simply adjust the spell as follows:
eye of frog, ball of ram, wing of bat and brain of man should work fine, you need to place lots of emphasis on the man bit at the end to inject additional venom0 -
Snow-Monkey wrote: »She meant baby in the small helpless crying sense
And as for the farts, most women are immune to them imo
No meeting required, simply adjust the spell as follows:
eye of frog, ball of ram, wing of bat and brain of man should work fine, you need to place lots of emphasis on the man bit at the end to inject additional venom
no she ment it as indeament i know this ! :cool:
Well amune to most not mine i ate a double hard chillie concarni to night my farts will penatrate a 8 inch concrete wall :cool:
your spell wont work because you for got the most important ingredient
LOVE :P0 -
Snowy pet,
I didn't forget love - Carlybabe lit the fire for me cauldron - thus showing love. Nougatti searched out and found a splendid ingredient for my potion - thus showing love. There is no shortage of love in the Glorious Sisterhood.
Nougatti, "brain of man" did you say? That might be rather difficult to obtain - being in such short supply you know. But if you find one, do keep it for me won't you?0 -
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »
no she ment it as indeament i know this ! :cool:
Well amune to most not mine i ate a double hard chillie concarni to night my farts will penatrate a 8 inch concrete wall :cool:
She really didn't and as for the farts, take it from me, most women can and do learn to ignore them
I used live with a bloke whose favourite man punishment for his mates was to sit on them and fart till they passed out, I never noticed his farts
Men just don't have the same olfactory strength as us wimmins
your spell wont work because you for got the most important ingredient
LOVE :P
Love has no role in manflu, apart from when poor watna is struck down poor girl
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Snowy pet,
I didn't forget love - Carlybabe lit the fire for me cauldron - thus showing love. Nougatti searched out and found a splendid ingredient for my potion - thus showing love. There is no shortage of love in the Glorious Sisterhood.
Nougatti, "brain of man" did you say? That might be rather difficult to obtain - being in such short supply you know. But if you find one, do keep it for me won't you?
I did say brain of man, to rhyme in the spell, brain of any male species (bull/pig) would work fine, I've a good butcher I can recommend for such delicacies if needed? Brain of man is there for rhyming purposes, but it's meant as brain of male, so as to avoid the biblical confusion where man refers to men and women to cover all mankind.0 -
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »
She really didn't and as for the farts, take it from me, most women can and do learn to ignore them
I used live with a bloke whose favourite man punishment for his mates was to sit on them and fart till they passed out, I never noticed his farts
Men just don't have the same olfactory strength as us wimmins
Love has no role in manflu, apart from when poor watna is struck down poor girl
I dont beleave a word your saying :P
you're just saying that :P0 -
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »lies lies lies you witchs will try anything :rolleyes::P
It's so true, that if I fainted now, smelling salts wouldn't do anything to revive me 0 -
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »what about my feet there pretty leathal im shore theyd scare you
Do you like pedicures and foot massages?
Nothing more I like than sorting out a man's feet, especially using a cuticle trimmer on his toes, after I've taken a secateurs to his nails 0 -
Do you like pedicures and foot massages?
Nothing more I like than sorting out a man's feet, especially using a cuticle trimmer on his toes, after I've taken a secateurs to his nails
LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE
:eek:
no tho my mum tried to persaude me that my urin can cure there smellyness
:eek:
but i think she was talkin trough another hole0 -
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I was afraid this might happen.
Women cant get Manflu. THey can develop PMS ( Psyschosomatic Manflu Syndrome) and get the Penis Envy.
Symptoms include delusions of supernatural powers(Alice1 please note)
and in extreme cases claims the sufferer will make include that she can win a "who can pee the furthest competition"(Carlybabe?).
Some women believe this can be cured with substitutes even stews but thats only an old wives tale (Nougatti is this you).
Only a man can cure you of this. Men being naturally generous and sympathetic to women with this affliction concider it their sacred duty to help.Men instictively know how to cure the Penis Envy,
Women can be cured and should not question the man as he knows what to do and will use his penis for this.Treatment takes a lot out of a man and you need to appreciate that he knows best and is doing this for you.
This man speaks the truth 0 -
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »I think the most important thing that you could do is, take a half day from work climbing into bed with a lemsip and sleep it out...
You poor guy where all routing for you to pull through this not very nice aliment of your's...
Nah, I'd rather go up to random people, tell them I've a sore throat and plead for sympathy.
Us men simply cannot deal with colds and flu's.0 -
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Nah, I'd rather go up to random people, tell them I've a sore throat and plead for sympathy.
Us men simply cannot deal with colds and flu's.
well thats not a bad thingIv had the man flu since friday, its terrible:(
Are you getting the right support of your fluzee's ?0 -
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