The man flu, Support Thread....

Alice1

Oh for goodness sake! Pull yerselves together and stop this self pity - tis very unsexy. (I'm blamin you Snowy)

Denerick and Makikomi, this is not the best place to lurk when you have a wee snifle - this lot will try to convince you that you are very ill. You are not - tis only a wee sniffle - goddit?


Hiya CD?

pseudonym1

This thread ought to be renamed .. The man wuss, support thread!!!

CDfm

That is utterly uncalled for psycho1. Men are sensitive and have you helped moisturoise a man today.

Alice howdy

Alice1

I'm hokay CD thanks.

What do you mean "moisturise a man"? (Sounds a bit sort of sleazy)

CDfm

Alice would I do sleazy,the manflu does horrible things to the skin.

Alice1

I told you, it's not manflu - that is an illness that simply doesn't exist - tis just a wee dose of the sniffles. Pull it together!

Where are the sister? We need some sisters on this thread.

foxinsox

Dear Sirs,

I am so concerned and worried for all of you suffering from this horrific affliction. I wonder have any of you consulted the World Health Organisation yet? If you are not able to maybe I could do it on your behalf? I am seriously worried for the health of the male population of this planet. Should I also inform the government/HSE so they can impose quarantine zones?

I feel for you at your time of so much pain and agony. Is there anything us mere womenfolk could do to ease your suffering? I do not know how you can be so brave and bear so much pain. I know it is not much consolation when you have made so much effort to even drag yourself into a slightly upright position and strained your poor eyes to type just a few simple sentances describing your agony, but please be aware that the women of this planet do care about you.

It is unfortunate that this horrific illness has only struck the fine menfolk, it may be controversial to say it but I'm not sure that women would be able to cope with such agony and writhing pain and suffering.

I hope you all get well soon and your suffering ceases!



















Oh..... MAN UP AND GET OVER IT!

CDfm

^ How chauvinistic of you foxy.

I think you need gender sensitivity training and it would help you if you had a Tutor such as Snowy if he can spare time to deal with such an extreme case.

Alice1

Aha, one of the sisters! Helloooo Foxy dear, how nice to see you!
G'wan girl, you tell them - they don't listen to me.

CDfm

Alice you are a mean girl -do not listen to her lads :mad:

Alice1

Women are angels - but when someone breaks their wings we get around on broomsticks - we are resourceful like that. *Ali cackles a bit*

CDfm

Alice1 wrote: »

. *Ali cackles a bit*

Ali cackles a lot :eek:

Denerick

I have a friend who has an awful dose of flu. He has a temperature and everything. his girlfriend was bitching about his exaggeration earlier on. I told her that she was worse than Hitler and should recant her statement. I then proceeded to call her 'unclean' and a 'witch'. Some may say I over-reacted but this anti manflu bigotry sickens me.

dfx-

I heard that if the ambulance person first on the scene is female, they'll give first priority to a harmless broken leg or a small head wound before a clearly struggling manflu victim...

Probably urban myth, but still be watchful lads :eek:

CDfm

No its true - I have heard of sufferers being forced off their disabled seat on a bus while a woman gave birth :eek:

CDfm

Ali tried to attack me witha thermometer :eek:

Alice1

I tried to explain; that kind of thermometer doesn't go in your mouth!!:D

but you wouldn't listen, would you?


(Ali cackles some more)

CDfm

But its my nose thats blocked

Alice1

I don't care what is blocked - you are not putting that thermometer in your mouth. Tis positively gross.

I don't seem to be getting much support from the sisters here. Oi girlies, where are you? This lot are getting a bit obstreperous.

BluesBerry

CDfm and Alice get a room :rolleyes:

Alice1

*Ali does the thinned lips look at Blueberry*

Don't get smart with me young man - d'you want me to take your temperature too - with my "special" thermometer? Well, do you?

CDfm

You do that Ali -Bluesberry needs it . Look he has a whole empty box of mansize tissues.

Frisbee

I'm down with a bout of the man flu atm. No-one else in the world is as miserable as I am right now...

pablomakaveli

Man-flu season is just around the corner now.:(

Carl Sagan

It begins.

Alice1

*Ali titters (unkindly)

CDfm

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Denerick

Lads I am in AGONY. All day I have been SUFFERING with NASAL CONGESTION.

scientific1982

Denerick wrote: »

Lads I am in AGONY. All day I have been SUFFERING with NASAL CONGESTION.

You poor bastard. Someone call an ambulance for this man. Bloody pregnant women taking up all the hospital space.

Alice1

Maybe you need to go for a few drinks in the Ardilaun....