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The man flu, Support Thread....

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  • Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭futonic


    I think it may be swine, it's that bad.

    A colleague of mine says he got diagnosed with swine flu yesterday, so it might be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jayzus I feel awful :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,365 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    Hang in there brothers!!! Dont let the dreaded man flu take you!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Ah for goodness sake! You can't get manflu in April. Pull it together CD.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    My head hurts and my nose is dripping and I ache all over :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    That is just a wee dose of the sniffles - and blow your nose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    But but - my joints ache and Im not pregnant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    CDfm wrote: »
    But but - my joints ache and Im not pregnant

    you sure?

    I mean sometimes you gotta pee on a few sticks to be sure..

    Maybe get your doc to check?

    Hope you get baby better soon :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,213 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    foxinsox wrote: »
    you sure?

    I mean sometimes you gotta pee on a few sticks to be sure..

    Maybe get your doc to check?

    Hope you get baby better soon :)

    In fairness we should be worried, he probably has the most virulent strain, the one that has survived the winter and become a super efficient killing machine CDFM you have our sympathy:pac:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    http://www.news.com.au/national/man-flus-real-and-theres-no-cure-university-of-queensland-researchers-say/story-e6frfkvr-1226081467317
    University of Queensland researchers found young women had a better immune response to rhinoviruses, the viruses that usually cause the common cold. Unfortunately the discovery holds no benefit for blokes with the sniffles.

    "We definitely haven't been able to find a cure for man-flu," lead researcher Professor John Upham said.

    Female sex hormones were responsible for young women being able to fight cold viruses better than their male counterparts.

    "We noticed that when women reached menopause, their improved resistance to rhinoviruses faded away," Prof Upham said.

    Read more: http://www.news.com.au/national/man-flus-real-and-theres-no-cure-university-of-queensland-researchers-say/story-e6frfkvr-1226081467317#ixzz1QCFELz2t


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Have I just been called menopausal old woman :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    HRT for you my dear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Is that a new wonder drug and shall i need a perscription.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    CDfm wrote: »
    My head hurts and my nose is dripping and I ache all over :(

    poor baby you have the flu, go to bed and get someone to wait on you hand and foot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I enjoy accentuating minor ailments. I had mild sniffles a while back, but I managed to convince my G.F and Mother that I was on my deathbed..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Wel, hopefully HRT will provide you with some relief


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    hondasam wrote: »
    poor baby you have the flu, go to bed and get someone to wait on you hand and foot.


    what a good girl you are all women should have that reaction to men when aflicted with manflu :)

    you diserve a meddle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    what a good girl you are all women should have that reaction to men when aflicted with manflu :)

    you diserve a meddle

    I have no problem dishing out some TLC when it's needed.

    Do I get a gold medal?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    hondasam wrote: »
    I have no problem dishing out some TLC when it's needed.

    Do I get a gold medal?


    A gold medal :eek: a bit much you wanna be really working hard to get that i was thinking bronze my self... :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    A gold medal :eek: a bit much you wanna be really working hard to get that i was thinking bronze my self... :)

    we will compromise and settle on silver.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    hondasam wrote: »
    we will compromise and settle on silver.


    well the way i see it is.....

    Bronze= TLC
    Silvier = TLC and blowjobs.
    Gold = TLC blow jobs and swanning round the house naked :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    I have an AGONISING headcold :( I feel AWFUL :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh no, here we go again! Just blow your nose and get on with it - it's medically known as the sniffles. You won't die of it.

    Snow Monkey, shrup.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Oh no, here we go again! Just blow your nose and get on with it - it's medically known as the sniffles. You won't die of it.

    Snow Monkey, shrup.:D


    typical irish femnazi appressing us men and telling us what to do


    we've feelings and emotions to :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Nonsense, Snowy pet, you loooove being oppressed. Tis character building.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Oh no, here we go again! Just blow your nose and get on with it - it's medically known as the sniffles. You won't die of it.

    Snow Monkey, shrup.:D

    I sometimes wonder whether women are in fact a different species, a form of mutant demon sent by satan to terrorise and emasculate men.

    *Thinking aloud*


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Denerick wrote: »
    I sometimes wonder whether women are in fact a different species, a form of mutant demon sent by satan to terrorise and emasculate men.

    You catch on quick - for a man...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Nonsense, Snowy pet, you loooove being oppressed. Tis character building.


    Im not that kinky alice quit harressing me with them pms ya crazy lady :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Oh no, here we go again! Just blow your nose and get on with it - it's medically known as the sniffles. You won't die of it.

    Snow Monkey, shrup.:D


    Any more non supportive comments will see you banned.

    It's bad enough they have the man flu.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    micky you should be up for award as mod of the month due to your outstanding understanding to the afliction known as man flu.... :)

    Your almost as ace as ace rimmer

    but for now wel'll call you rimmer :D


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