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The man flu, Support Thread....

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    #1022
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    No to both of ye, hope ye both die with the flu. ye can take it my bedside manner would not be good.
    where is CD when you want him.

    I'm in the fit of me health thanks :D


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    #1023
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    hondasam wrote: »
    No to both of ye, hope ye both die with the flu. ye can take it my bedside manner would not be good.
    where is CD when you want him.


    ah dont be like that it doesnt suit ya :pac::P


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    #1024
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    hondasam wrote: »
    No to both of ye, hope ye both die with the flu. ye can take it my bedside manner would not be good.
    where is CD when you want him.
    Ignore them m'dear, it does suit you.


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    #1025
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Ignore them m'dear, it does suit you.

    It wasn't very 'sporting' of her to wish us death by flu :(

    The only flu I'm likely to die from is Swine Flu........Lazy Swine Flu :rolleyes:


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    #1026
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    kfallon wrote: »
    It wasn't very 'sporting' of her to wish us death by flu :(

    The only flu I'm likely to die from is Swine Flu........Lazy Swine Flu :rolleyes:
    No I don't s'pose it was very sporting of her - but it has given me the most wonderful idea for a spell this Halloween.....

    Hiya Snowy


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    #1027
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    hondasam wrote: »
    I have my nurses outfit at the ready, waiting for someone to ring my bell.

    I tried to press your button but you appear to be out of order... have you got any knockers?:)


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    #1028
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I am worried by the handwriting used in here. I mean I remember the notes saying "Insert a thermometer" Unfortunately it looked more like "barometer"

    It has taken years to get back to normal after that episode. The mental scars remain.


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    #1029
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I was offered manflu shots with what looked suspiciously like a knitting needle.

    I declined and made my excuses and left.


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    #1030
    Temaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Temaz


    Heavy bout of man flu, the horror


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    #1031
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    CDfm wrote: »
    I was offered manflu shots with what looked suspiciously like a knitting needle.

    I declined and made my excuses and left.

    It's just a little prick, you will not feel it, what a baby,:p


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    #1032
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    hondasam wrote: »
    It's just a little prick, you will not feel it, what a baby,:p

    Those exact words were....... No I won't go further due to embarrassing recollections. :o


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    #1033
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Manflu, is just a cold. Get over it.


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    #1034
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    hondasam wrote: »
    It's just a little prick, you will not feel it, what a baby,:p


    yea yea your a lier :rolleyes::p


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    #1035
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm not feeling very sympathetic today, sorry boys. I'm sure ye will survive the head cold.


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    #1036
    Standman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    what is this man flu business? It's a different flu than the regular one or what?


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    #1037
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Ive got a feeling there could be a man flu pandemic..

    im so sick my back hurt my little finger hurts ... my threat hurts I think I'm going to die


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    #1038
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Don't let Alice know.

    She tried to take my temperature with a barometer.


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    #1039
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Man up pussies


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    #1040
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Man up pussies
    I am sure you jknow what you are talking about.

    I suppose if you think sex would help people should ,of course, manflu sufferesrs should try it in the name of medical science.


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    #1041
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Flue sex, bit to much sweating involved but if it's in the name of science.


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    #1042
    volvoman480
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭volvoman480


    hondasam wrote: »
    Flue sex, bit to much sweating involved but if it's in the name of science.

    It's not the sweating thats the issue.. I once sneezed on the mrs during flu/sickie sex and covered her boobies with snot and gunk. Mrs volvoman was not impressed...


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    #1043
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Too much information :eek:


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    #1044
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    volvoman480 wrote: »
    It's not the sweating thats the issue.. I once sneezed on the mrs during flu/sickie sex and covered her boobies with snot and gunk. Mrs volvoman was not impressed...

    That is gross :eek:


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    #1045
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users Posts: 9,557 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    hondasam wrote: »
    Flue sex, bit to much sweating involved but if it's in the name of science.
    'Flu or Flue? I really hope you meant the former, otherwise you are a monster and should be killed with fire.


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    #1046
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    'Flu or Flue? I really hope you meant the former, otherwise you are a monster and should be killed with fire.
    I'll be invoicing you for the new keyboard sir.


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    #1047
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    I'll be invoicing you for the new keyboard sir.

    We are discussing a scientific breakthru here and all you can think about is your keyboard.

    You are one sick puppy.


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    #1048
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    CDfm wrote: »
    Don't let Alice know.

    She tried to take my temperature with a barometer.
    Oh 'twasn't a barometer CD - you is better off not know what it was...


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    #1049
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Oh 'twasn't a barometer CD - you is better off not know what it was...

    :eek:


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    #1050
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    'Flu or Flue? I really hope you meant the former, otherwise you are a monster and should be killed with fire.

    I am a monster :D


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    #1051
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    hondasam wrote: »
    I am a monster :D

    Aah-aaa-Choo

    *hands over prescription to Sam*

    The things I do for science. :D


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