The man flu, Support Thread....

CDfm

Delerium has set in.

Has your manfloozy let you down?

Snowie

I've been, suffering all day theres a nasty man flu out there which starts as sore throat and progressively gets worse Ive had a night of fevers, aches groaning.


I thought i was going to die at one point be careful out there

missvirgo

Snowie wrote: »

I've been, suffering all day theres a nasty man flu out there which starts as sore throat and progressively gets worse Ive had a night of fevers, aches groaning.


I thought i was going to die at one point be careful out there

Aw... poor baby

zefer

I've been suffering all week, while up to my eyes in work, half dead so I am.

Started with sore throat. dodgy stomach and then up into my nose and head.

Warning to everyone out there, stay away

Snowie

missvirgo wrote: »

Aw... poor baby

Its good to know some people really do care

zefer wrote: »

I've been suffering all week, while up to my eyes in work, half dead so I am.

Started with sore throat. dodgy stomach and then up into my nose and head.

Warning to everyone out there, stay away

mine to except it went straight for my body and made me feel woosey

hang in there men tho if your lady friends around bjs can help

hondasam

Snowie wrote: »

I've been, suffering all day theres a nasty man flu out there which starts as sore throat and progressively gets worse Ive had a night of fevers, aches groaning.


I thought i was going to die at one point be careful out there

Poor snowie, how bad is it? you in need of tlc?
@Zefer taking your advice staying away. get well soon.

Snowie

hondasam wrote: »

Poor snowie, how bad is it? you in need of tlc?

its very bad i feel like lister when he had space flu....
Lots of tlc my back aches my head hurts... I've been in bed for the past two days..

44leto

This thread breaks my heart, sick boardies why god why.

I am typing this with marigolds on just in case I catch anything from you poxy bunch.

RichieC

dying of a proper ronnie drew

Sky King

Why does lemsip max strength exist? Surely it should all be max strength. Like, if you need lemsip at all, why would you only half do it with regular lemsip?

Even then you could just drink half a max strength.

Proper max strength would have codiene and valium in it.

Snowie

hondasam wrote: »

Did you try uniflu? will you be better for Christmas dinner?
Nothing wrong with your filthy mind

I've got this tablet thing were i take 4 at different times of the day seems to be working.. I will be ready for christmas dinner Im cooking it I have to be :eek:

I have not got a filthy mind...

TheZohan wrote: »

Jaysus lads would you get a room!

were not even flirting

well i don't think we are, besides you'd no damm well when i flirt I make it pretty obvious :pac:

bye the way my mam needs her hair doing can you fir her in

CDfm

She has bunny slippers.

Snowie

CDfm wrote: »

She has bunny slippers.

bet you anything she killed them and died them pink bet ya she's a witch


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:eek:

CDfm

Snowie wrote: »

bet you anything she killed them and died them pink bet ya she's a witch


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>.>

:eek:

Ugg :eek:

Alice1

Oh goody, another witch

CDfm

She's back :eek:

*I have suddenly developed a frog in my throat*

Snowie

CDfm wrote: »

She's back :eek:

*I have suddenly developed a frog in my throat*

I throw salt an iron shavings at her she howled at me and hissed :eek:

CDfm

Snowie wrote: »

I throw salt an iron shavings at her she howled at me and hissed :eek:

She accosted me while wearing a Santa outfit and threw coal at me. :eek:

I knew it was her.

MungBean

I think its starting. Throat getting sore, chest getting flemmy, head a bit bunged up, bit of a fever. Have that meh feelin.

What a way to start the new year, housebound, paralysed in the throes of delirium. Thats if I make it through tonight which isnt certain.

Snowie

I'm still sick

i did hear a roomer that boobies in the face can be very helpful....

Alice1

Snowie wrote: »

I'm still sick

i did hear a roomer that boobies in the face can be very helpful....

You really shouldn't listen to rumours dear....

MungBean

Alice1 wrote: »

You really shouldn't listen to rumours dear....

The man is sick, it may not be proven but its worth a shot to try and ease the suffering.

He doesnt have much god help him, dont take hope from him too.

Larianne

If you had proper flu, you wouldn't be able to reach a computer, never mind a boob.

Just sayin'.

Ficheall

Snowie wrote: »

i did hear a roomer that boobies in the face can be very helpful....

Really? Interesting. I've been in bed for the past two days with the manflu.. am willing to give it a try at this stage.
Any ladies willing to volunteer? I'm too wrecked to do much, but I could dribble a bit of snot on you if you're into that kind of thing...

Snowie

Larianne wrote: »

If you had proper flu, you wouldn't be able to reach a computer, never mind a boob.

Just sayin'.

your feminist for saying that ! :mad:


i had flu i ws bed ridden for 2 days coughed up over 330 mls of flem and its still coming up

i was ill and boobs help !

hondasam

Breast milk is good for flu symptoms. All men need their mommy when sick.

CDfm

Its for the advancement medical science Sam & you should be grateful for the opportunity.

Cicero

CDfm wrote: »

Its for the advancement medical science Sam & you should be grateful for the opportunity.

Someone call for a guinea pig?

Atishoo ...scuse me..

hondasam

Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed
and go to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful
condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are
the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

If only some women had the same attitude !! snuggles under duvet.

hairyslug

i have it with the added bonus of the odd vomit, wifey has taken the easy option and decided to go into hospital to have a C-section leavin me with my 2 other kids, she was looking for any excuse not to look after me