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The man flu, Support Thread....

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    #1232
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Ive been hearing scattered reports that theres a bird flu that puts hairs not there chest :eek:


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    #1233
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Manflu HA I laugh at you sissies, wait till you get a real disease like the one I have now, I think I have the mange, distemper and blue tongue all in one dose. I am afraid to go to the doctor as he is to close to a vet.

    I am so sick with the sniffles the humane thing to do would be to put me down.


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    #1234
    Temaz
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    Got a dose of it since this morning uggggg


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    #1235
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Snowie, ya Big girl's blouse.


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    #1236
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Snowie, ya Big girl's blouse.

    I see you are touting blouses as a cure.:eek:


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    #1237
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Oh how the mighty have fallen today... It got me :mad:

    Sweat suit on, with beanie hat. Paracetamol, Ibrobrufen, Codeine and Vicks rub.

    Bought a naggin of Power's and dosing with honey and cloves.

    Heading to beddy byes with hotwater bottle and drinking chocolate shortly - is there anything I'm lacking for a successful recovery or am I doomed?.


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    #1238
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Swap the hot chocolate for hot lemon and you might have some chance of survival - wouldn't bet on it though. Make a will just in case....


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    #1239
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    Man down !!! Man down !!!



    :(


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    #1240
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    MungBean wrote: »
    Man down !!! Man down !!!



    :(

    grabs the shotgun


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    #1241
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    "Man" flu..? ohh u got a snotty nose? a headache? iphone not working? beamer got a flat tyre? nobody home to wipe ur arse and change ur nappy?

    IRELAND................. harden the fcuk up!!!!!!!!!!!

    take example from Chopper Reid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc


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    #1242
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Shut up.


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    #1243
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    June Quiet Cross wrote: »
    Oh how the mighty have fallen today... It got me :mad:

    Sweat suit on, with beanie hat. Paracetamol, Ibrobrufen, Codeine and Vicks rub.

    Bought a naggin of Power's and dosing with honey and cloves.

    Heading to beddy byes with hotwater bottle and drinking chocolate shortly - is there anything I'm lacking for a successful recovery or am I doomed?.

    50cc of HARDEN THE FCUK UP


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    #1244
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Shut up.

    .


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    #1245
    ToddyDoody
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    nice_very wrote: »
    50cc of HARDEN THE FCUK UP

    nil problem solving ability there i'm afraid :)


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    #1246
    InflatableEgo
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    At the risk of sounding silly :o

    Whats man-flu?


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    #1247
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    A deadly virus that bonds to the Y chromosome. Only through will can a man over come it. You know AIDS? I beat that in a week. Man Flu took me five.


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    #1248
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    A deadly virus that bonds to the Y chromosome. Only through will can a man over come it. You know AIDS? I beat that in a week. Man Flu took me five.

    Plus the only known cure is sympathy from a good woman which, judging by this thread, is harder to extract than king cobra venom.


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    #1249
    adamski8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭adamski8


    im dying alobvfawobal v. m


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    #1250
    Daemos
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    I think I am going to die :(


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    #1251
    Luap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭Luap


    I feel something coming on. But what to do next?


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    #1252
    hattoncracker
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    derfderf wrote: »
    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    A deadly virus that bonds to the Y chromosome. Only through will can a man over come it. You know AIDS? I beat that in a week. Man Flu took me five.

    Plus the only known cure is sympathy from a good woman which, judging by this thread, is harder to extract than king cobra venom.


    Don't speak for all women! When my boyfriend is sick I wrap him in a duvet with a hot water bottle, make him a fry and tea for breakfast and watch him shoot stuff in Dead Space with massive words of encouragement.

    Made him a breakfast wrap this morning... Bacon, fried tomato, mushroom and egg.. Mmm! :-)


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    #1253
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Maloney_o9 wrote: »
    I feel something coming on. But what to do next?
    Abandon all hope


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    #1254
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    InflatableEgo wrote: »
    At the risk of sounding silly :o

    Whats man-flu?

    The BBC did a public information film about that dreaded condition

    WIMMIMS TAKE NOTES

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ


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    #1255
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Maloney_o9 wrote: »
    I feel something coming on. But what to do next?

    Get to a bed immediately, time is crucial in defeating manflu. Next you need to inform a girlfriend/mother housemate anyone whose trustworthy and female to come and nurse you.


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    #1256
    TheZohanS
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    hattoncracker wrote: »
    Don't speak for all women! When my boyfriend is sick I wrap him in a duvet with a hot water bottle, make him a fry and tea for breakfast and watch him shoot stuff in Dead Space with massive words of encouragement.

    Made him a breakfast wrap this morning... Bacon, fried tomato, mushroom and egg.. Mmm! :-)

    You're a keeper.


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    #1257
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    hattoncracker wrote: »
    Don't speak for all women! When my boyfriend is sick I wrap him in a duvet with a hot water bottle, make him a fry and tea for breakfast and watch him shoot stuff in Dead Space with massive words of encouragement.

    Made him a breakfast wrap this morning... Bacon, fried tomato, mushroom and egg.. Mmm! :-)
    A reasonable enough attempt, man has only too known states hungry and Horny, you won massive on hungry, but failed miserabley on the other.:D


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    #1258
    hattoncracker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭hattoncracker


    lividduck wrote: »
    hattoncracker wrote: »
    Don't speak for all women! When my boyfriend is sick I wrap him in a duvet with a hot water bottle, make him a fry and tea for breakfast and watch him shoot stuff in Dead Space with massive words of encouragement.

    Made him a breakfast wrap this morning... Bacon, fried tomato, mushroom and egg.. Mmm! :-)
    A reasonable enough attempt, man has only too known states hungry and Horny, you won massive on hungry, but failed miserabley on the other.:D


    Thats what you think. ;-)


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    #1259
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Daemos wrote: »
    I think I am going to die :(


    Wait...no...don't ...there is hope....CDfm should be here soon....he's great with the empathy....I unfortunately lack that trait but please...hang in there....watch re-runs of The Professionals or other manly programmes for the time being...
    Maloney_o9 wrote: »
    I feel something coming on. But what to do next?

    As above...but watch The Sweeney instead....it's got more violence in it which helps in the early stages of man-flu...


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    #1260
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Cicero wrote: »
    Wait...no...don't ...there is hope....CDfm should be here soon....he's great with the empathy....I unfortunately lack that trait but please...hang in there....watch re-runs of The Professionals or other manly programmes for the time being...



    As above...but watch The Sweeney instead....it's got more violence in it which helps in the early stages of man-flu...
    Cicero, don't encourage them. Light weights, the lot of them


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    #1261
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Cicero, don't encourage them. Light weights, the lot of them

    That's a dreadful attitude to man-flu its scientific fact that man-flu is 10.5 times worse then having a baby.

    You should be banned for such a heartless comment.


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