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The man flu, Support Thread....

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    #122
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    sillymoo wrote: »
    :D
    You may laugh -but studies show that women are prone to exagerate their symtoms and take more time off work -see here.

    http://news.scotsman.com/health/Man-flu-Don39t-be-a.4799128.jp

    Men beware of the Manfluist -there real aim is to deflect attention from there own "girlie sickie" days scam.

    We are not fooled sillymoo


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    #123
    sillymoo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭sillymoo


    CDfm wrote: »
    You may laugh -but studies show that women are prone to exagerate their symtoms and take more time off work -see here.

    http://news.scotsman.com/health/Man-flu-Don39t-be-a.4799128.jp

    Men beware of the Manfluist -there real aim is to deflect attention from there own "girlie sickie" days scam.

    We are not fooled sillymoo

    You have tried that arguement on me before - think of a new one :p


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    #124
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    sillymoo wrote: »
    You have tried that arguement on me before - think of a new one :p
    Oh but it has worked so well it was worth repeating.

    As an Advocate of Manflu Victims and manfluist sutvivors everywhere we have men asking for help and swapping remedies.

    Yer manfluist conpiracy tactics are falling on bunged up ears my dear.


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    #125
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Gah. Not long back from the chemist and they send me away with a bottle of olbas oils and a packet of paracetamol. I cant take any over the counter remedies! crappy or whaaaaa??? :(


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    #126
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Gah. Not long back from the chemist and they send me away with a bottle of olbas oils and a packet of paracetamol. I cant take any over the counter remedies! crappy or whaaaaa??? :(

    Ah thats no good chew but I got rid of worst of mine by (dare say it again) Honey lemon egg white and apple cider vinegar every 4-6 hours) you can feel it working its so good!
    But I just had bird flu not dreaded manflu :rolleyes:


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    #127
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    *Ali peers into the sickroom*

    Good Lord girls, they don't look at all well!.

    Poor Snow monkey in the corner, shivering and sneezing something shockin'.
    CDfm is improving a bit, but still looks very pale and wan.
    Chew chew on a downward spiral - he'll worse before he gets better.
    Galway rush is sinking fast. I don't hold out much hope for him really.

    I've left a pot of chicken soup for them and boxes of aloe vera tissues beside each bed. Put an extra blanket over Snow Monkey and tucked him in.

    *Ali closes door softly*


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    #128
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    omg alice what are you doing.. you're ruining all our good work!!

    their symthoms are imaginary..


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    #129
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    im sorry i was'nt here earlyer but i was chating with my comcubine and my attention was for her....

    do you have love for louise?


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    #130
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »

    there will also be a man flu bebo site set up in the up and coming hour's

    ....

    omg the bebo guy found... i don't understand how.. i'm being stalked by pretend sick guys... HELP!!!!


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    #131
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    'Sokay abi, I know what i'm doing. Here, c'mere an' I tell you *whispers* I put laxative in the soup and chili powder in the tissues. Now, you gotta promise you won't tell the lads.


    *Ali does manic giggle*


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    #132
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    *Ali peers into the sickroom*

    Good Lord girls, they don't look at all well!.

    Poor Snow monkey in the corner, shivering and sneezing something shockin'.
    CDfm is improving a bit, but still looks very pale and wan.
    Chew chew on a downward spiral - he'll worse before he gets better.
    Galway rush is sinking fast. I don't hold out much hope for him really.

    I've left a pot of chicken soup for them and boxes of aloe vera tissues beside each bed. Put an extra blanket over Snow Monkey and tucked him in.

    *Ali closes door softly*


    why cant all women show this compassion :):cool:


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    #133
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    'Sokay abi, I know what i'm doing. Here, c'mere an' I tell you *whispers* I put laxative in the soup and chili powder in the tissues. Now, you gotta promise you won't tell the lads.


    *Ali does manic giggle*


    thats just evil :D


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    #134
    CDfm
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    Starved of male company and attention Ali and Abi make their way to the sick room after working on a cunning and devious plan to get a man.....................



    Alice1 wrote: »
    'Sokay abi, I know what i'm doing. Here, c'mere an' I tell you *whispers* I put laxative in the soup and chili powder in the tissues. Now, you gotta promise you won't tell the lads.


    *Ali does manic giggle*


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    #135
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    ali I get ya..


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    #136
    Snowie
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    abi2007 wrote: »
    ali I get ya..


    your just mean ? :(

    where sick men...... :)


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    #137
    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    yaaay im finally over the man flu. had it since the 20th and its been wrecking my head. and now i can finally say IM FREE!!!! :D


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    #138
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    yeah yeah yeah.. we've heard it all before


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    #139
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Silly men - Galway rush just incase you croak - can I please have your wine stash?:D


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    #140
    CDfm
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    Does Abi really stand for Acquired Brain Injury cos its relly mean to abuse the sick.

    Kev share with us the wisdom you acquired to rid your self of manflu.


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    #141
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    abi2007 wrote: »
    yeah yeah yeah.. we've heard it all before


    you dont care about the fact that maybe, im sick here and i need propper help :(

    girls of the thread join the bebo page show your compassion :)


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    #142
    minxie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    you dont care about the fact that maybe, im sick here and i need propper help :(

    girls of the thread join the bebo page show your compassion :)
    is there really a bebo page???:eek:


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    #143
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    minxie1 wrote: »
    is there really a bebo page???:eek:


    of course therre is where looking for all female's to join and show the page love which will halp show the men of man flu ireland that there is love and affection for the downed comrads :)


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    #144
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    the man flu bebo page has just been setup please show your support....

    http://www.bebo.com/ManF90


    minxie1 wrote: »
    is there really a bebo page???:eek:


    How tragic!


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    #145
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    of course therre is where looking for all female's to join and show the page love which will halp show the men of man flu ireland that there is love and affection for the downed comrads :)

    You just want pics of us in our nurses uniforms!


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    #146
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    You just want pics of us in our nurses uniforms!


    Ewwwwwwww nurse's uni forms are so last year....

    we want women in doctors uniforms:p


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    #147
    minxie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    ha ha ive just joined!!!!:D:D


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    #148
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    you dont care about the fact that maybe, im sick here and i need propper help :(

    girls of the thread join the bebo page show your compassion :)


    give me your address and i'll ring 999 for you


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    #149
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    abi2007 wrote: »
    give me your address and i'll ring 999 for you


    the parmedics came over last night :) and gave me the bell :D


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    #150
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    :D was a good try


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    #151
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I can't take these healthy bastards taunting me with their energy and good cheer anymore!
    How are we going to take them down?


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