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The man flu, Support Thread....

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    #152
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    I'm in bits :(Pounding headache, Hacking cough, lotsa phlegm on chest, makin my (dormant) asthma really bad, can barely breathe, nose chocked solid/runny at will.Work's gonna be epic on Monday :(


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    #153
    minxie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    consultech wrote: »
    I'm in bits :(Pounding headache, Hacking cough, lotsa phlegm on chest, makin my (dormant) asthma really bad, can barely breathe, nose chocked solid/runny at will.Work's gonna be epic on Monday :(
    be brave son, be brave....:D


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    #154
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    minxie1 wrote: »
    be brave son, be brave....:D


    see abi its not hard to show a little care :)


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    #155
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    you know I care..... for people that are really sick.. poor bunnies


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    #156
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    minxie1 wrote: »
    be brave son, be brave....:D

    *Sniffle*


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    #157
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    I'm not sick, but have every sympathy for my poor brethren. I too have had man flu. Twice. In both cases it was fatal. Fortunately I got better.

    I'll shortly be in talks with senior government officials to get these man flu deniers prosecuted. Same with those who try to play it down.

    Man Flu Power. *shakes fist in manly way*


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    #158
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Have some chicken soup Mark - tis lovely


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    #159
    dceire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭dceire


    I had man flu recently...now I've only one leg!!!


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    #160
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I'm trying Brandy now. Last resort of course.;)


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    #161
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I'm trying Brandy now. Last resort of course.;)


    excuses, excuses ;)


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    #162
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I'm trying Brandy now. Last resort of course.;)

    aah brandy

    works well after a steaming bath and essential oils to clear your chest and head before your OH looks after your ahem needs:p


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    #163
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I can't take these healthy bastards taunting me with their energy and good cheer anymore!
    How are we going to take them down?
    Manflu .........feel the LUV:cool:


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    #164
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    CDfm wrote: »
    Manflu .........feel the LUV:cool:


    Don't spread that LUV too far - you could pass on your germs to the rest of the male population - on second thought ;)


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    #165
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MarkR wrote: »

    Man Flu Power. *shakes fist in manly way*


    Good on you Brother.

    Manfluism is the new racism manfluists mainly women prey on and abuse men with manflu.Manflu sufferers and manfluist victims and survivors go unheeded uncared for and unacknowledged.

    Thanks for your kind words.


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    #166
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    CDfm wrote: »
    Good on you Brother.

    Manfluism is the new racism manfluists mainly women prey on and abuse men with manflu.Manflu sufferers and manfluist victims and survivors go unheeded uncared for and unacknowledged.

    Thanks for your kind words.

    we are not manfluist.. we just want manly men that can deal with a little cold in a manly way.. so some strenght guys.. you can do it


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    #167
    projectmayhem
    Registered Users Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    abi2007 wrote: »
    we are not manfluist.. we just want manly men that can deal with a little cold in a manly way.. so some strenght guys.. you can do it

    You just don't understand... :(


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    #168
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    yeah i just don't understand where all the real men have gone


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    #169
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    abi2007 wrote: »
    we are not manfluist.. we just want manly men that can deal with a little cold in a manly way.. so some strenght guys.. you can do it


    hey all are strength in spent fighting man flue....

    and we are manly men i dont shave ive got a hairyish cheast thats manly :)


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    #170
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    oh your teasing me now..


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    #171
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Americian Pie 2 is on telly - laughter best medicine and all that :)


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    #172
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    abi2007 wrote: »
    yeah i just don't understand where all the real men have gone
    Knocked down by manflu ......kept down by manfluism.

    You too can help....

    Manfluists will tell you that you that there is nothing wrong with you but manflu sufferers really need to be well fed and nurtured to fight infection.Studies have shown that manfluists are wrong and care is needed http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7807848.stm

    Dont be afraid to give your manflu sufferer that extra chocolate and the love and devotion you know will kill the infection.


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    #173
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Post a pic Snow Monkey and we will decide if you are manly enough for us!


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    #174
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Post a pic Snow Monkey and we will decide if you are manly enough for us!
    :eek:


    nooooooooooooooo way :o



    Can't beleave your questioning my masculinity *angry monkey*


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    #175
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Post a pic Snow Monkey and we will decide if you are manly enough for us!

    We dont have a charter yet - but support groups really keep sufferers anonymous - now activists can post pics - how about you :P


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    #176
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    We dont have a charter yet - but support groups really keep sufferers anonymous - now activists can post pics - how about you :P


    thats why hes the spoke person of manflu Ireland...:cool:


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    #177
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    everyone knows that women can't catch manflu, that would just be silly, but it's a little known fact that women are carriers of the manflu virus, so it's a double insult that not only do they infect us with it, but they rub it in our faces with their manfluist propaganda. down with that sort of thing!


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    #178
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Asking women for photos on the net while he remains anonymous! Pffft and after all his wife has done for him!
    Have man flu Ireland got a base just outta curiousity mind ? :D


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    #179
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    vibe666 wrote: »
    everyone knows that women can't catch manflu, that would just be silly, but it's a little known fact that women are carriers of the manflu virus, so it's a double insult that not only do they infect us with it, but they rub it in our faces with their manfluist propaganda. down with that sort of thing!

    OK ok Its true and it is also diliberate! Its for the greater good as only the wusses contract it and it kills 50% of them off! :eek:


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    #180
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    All the victims of manflu have all gone to bed - can't handle the pressure :D


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    #181
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    OK ok Its true and it is also diliberate! Its for the greater good as only the wusses contract it and it kills 50% of them off! :eek:
    Thats manfluism at its worst.

    Careful or you will be named Mean Girl of the Week.


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