Whats the sickest you've ever been?

Borneo Fnctn

I've actually never been proper sick. I get headaches and stomach upsets but I never had to stay in bed for more than a day. So far so good. What's the worst you've suffered through?

Fizman

I'm pretty sure I had AIDS there last week. I was feelin pretty bad so I must have had it.

Fine now though.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Food poisoning, tonsilitus, burst appendix. Nothing major also, despite my unhealthy lifestyle.

Dudess

The flu - actual flu, not just a bad cold that people call the flu when they can still go to work.
I could barely move, and whenever I staggered to the toilet, I had to keep myself stooped as, for some reason, standing up straight turned my stomach and made me vomit. I thought there was a good chance I was gonna die. It's a scary illness...

giggsy664

Fizman wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I had AIDS there last week. I was feelin pretty bad so I must have had it.

Fine now though.

You got super aids form teh gheyness

You aren't curable

javaboy

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055437699

dardevle

pneumonia many years back...didnt know that
i had it for a while but when i was diagnosed
with it i suddenly felt much worse:(

monkeyfudge

javaboy wrote: »

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055437699

I came down with that last year.

orestes

/checks watch and waits for the inevitable

dardevle

orestes wrote: »

/checks watch and waits for the inevitable

not going to risk the inevitable ban!

javaboy

@OP, you looked in pretty bad shape at the end of City Slickers. In fact I'm pretty sure you died a couple of years ago.

Shacklebolt

One time I got an extreme case of Deja Vu and kept seeing the same threads on boards over and over again.

4zn76tysfajdxp

javaboy wrote: »

@OP, you looked in pretty bad shape at the end of City Slickers. In fact I'm pretty sure you died a couple of years ago.

It's his twin. He's come for Curley's Gold!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Shacklebolt wrote: »

One time I got an extreme case of Deja Vu and kept seeing the same threads on boards over and over again.

Oh yeah? Well one time I got an extreme case of Deja Vu and kept seeing the same posts on boards over and over again.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Shacklebolt wrote: »

One time I got an extreme case of Deja Vu and kept seeing the same threads on boards over and over again.

Oh yeah? Well one time I got an extreme case of Deja Vu and kept seeing the same posts on boards over and over again.

Biggins

There's been a few times I've knocked deaths door thru sickness (brought on by other things).
I have so far been turned away from the door so far - how? Heck if I know.
I should be dead a long time ago lol.

javaboy

I had a case off Deja Vu once but I lost it so the disc is lying around getting dusty.

monkeyfudge

Shacklebolt wrote: »

One time I got an extreme case of Deja Vu and kept seeing the same threads on boards over and over again.

Darn... why did I have to make my Deja Vu joke in the reported posts forum...

javaboy

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Darn... why did I have to make my Deja Vu joke in the repeated posts forum...

FYP

Rich1691

When I was about 12 I was vomiting almost non-stop for about 7-8 hours, I ended up cutting my osophogas, and some blood came out! Anyhow after a couple of days in hospital the Doc asked me if I was better or did he need to stick an optical camera down my throat to see what the problem was!
I took the easy option!
I never did find out what made me sick?
Hmmm! maybe I should look into that!:D

eVeNtInE

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dSTAR

I am already fully sick maaaate

Davidius

I'm pretty sure I died once.

Nothing serious though.

AlmightyCushion

javaboy wrote: »

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055437699

I got that this year as well with mod of the year. Meh, I'll take my bronze medal with pride. Got the same last year, think I came third or forth for poster of the year. WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!

Aisling(",)

ive had loads of injurys but my worst illness was my appendicitis.
my mam thought id eaten too many sweets so didnt bring me in for a day and a half till i started getting sick bile.

Sangre

The sickest I've ever been is probably last week when I was fúcking my little sister.

javaboy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I got that this year as well. Meh, I'll take my bronze medal with pride. Got the same last year, think I came third or forth for poster of the year. WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!

You should have made wild election promises like Terry and then conveniently forgot them.

That's why he got my vote.

eVeNtInE

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Saibh

javaboy wrote: »

You should have made wild election promises like Terry and then conveniently forgot them.

That's why he got my vote.

Maybe if you had posted a different photo yourself, you might have won....:p

javaboy

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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You were screwed by being left out of the poll for the first half a day I reckon.

Dudess

Rich1691 wrote: »

When I was about 12 I was vomiting almost non-stop for about 7-8 hours, I ended up cutting my osophogas, and some blood came out! Anyhow after a couple of days in hospital the Doc asked me if I was better or did he need to stick an optical camera down my throat to see what the problem was!
I took the easy option!
I never did find out what made me sick?

Ooh... nasty.
I puked up blood once actually but it wasn't from puking for seven to eight hours. It was just an EXTREMELY severe stomach bug... but not long-lasting thankfully. Horrendous though.

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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Ah jeebus... that vomiting/diarrhoea at the same time thing has never happened to me and would freak me out big time if it did. Seems nightmarish...

Jazzy

i almost died once. was in a coma for 4 days after contracting meningitis. pretty much sucked balls

javaboy

Saibh wrote: »

Maybe if you had posted a different photo yourself, you might have won....:p

I just did what my anonymous benefactor demanded. Don't blame me.

Shacklebolt

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Darn... why did I have to make my Deja Vu joke in the reported posts forum...

Because youre stupid, thats why everybody does everything.

AlmightyCushion

javaboy wrote: »

You should have made wild election promises like Terry and then conveniently forgot them.

That's why he got my vote.

I did make promises one of which was to ban anyone who didn't vote for me. Good bye.

orestes

Sangre wrote: »

The sickest I've ever been is probably last week when I was fúcking my little sister.

32 minutes, longer than I was expecting tbh

Saibh

javaboy wrote: »

I just did what my anonymous benefactor demanded. Don't blame me.

Hmmm, we will have to have a wee chat with him/her...

eVeNtInE

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javaboy

Did you miss me? No? Oh.

lol @ eventine voting for someone else. My vote went to oeb but would have gone to you if you had been there so that's 2 more. I hope you didn't vote for delija because that would have made it a tie.

Dudess

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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It happened to a girl I know and her boyfriend... on a plane. Is there more than one toilet on a plane? Truly sucked to be them that time if there isn't...

I don't know what they could have done to deserve such punishment (possibly eating dodgy food...)

Saibh

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I did make promises one of which was to ban anyone who didn't vote for me. Good bye.

You need a better voting manifesto than that


/runs out of AH

AlmightyCushion

Saibh wrote: »

You need a better voting manifesto than that


/runs out of AH

I also promised to increase pooing and taxi threads tenfold.

eVeNtInE

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eVeNtInE

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AlmightyCushion

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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Next year I'll petition that everyone gets 16 preferences.

Saibh

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I also promised to increase pooing and taxi threads tenfold.

pooing and taxi threads - but that is so last year

Mint Sauce

burst apendix when i was 2, bleeding ulcer about 6 years ago, vomiting for a few hours last week

biko

I once had 41° Celsius, was pretty sick.

Overflow

Meningitis and a spontaneous pheumothorax(collapsed lung) both horrifically painful.

barbiegirl

Apart from taking fits at random times in my childhood and all the normal childhood illnesses, I think Scarlett Fever when I was 17 and a proper full on flu about 6-7 years ago. All in all not doing too badly :-)

shane86

Ever overdone it at a rave til the sun comes up? Ive felt like the morning after since around midday new years day now, this is without a doubt the worst dose Ive had since I was 10 and ended up in hospital after my legs went Its a weird one and all, comes in phases- the first day was little or no coughing or bad taste, it was tight throat, chills and feeling like my bones would crack. And you get 4 hour periods where you think it is on its way out and then it comes roaring back as strong as ever.

Still havent been to the doctor mind. Havent been to a doctor since I was about 15 bar when work forced me for a sick note (it was just a bad cold but 3 days absent requires one or somesuch). I just dont do flu generally, it is the first real flu in about 7 years. Just dont agree with the idea of paying 60 euro for them to ask me to breathe in and out, tell me I have a flu and then write me a prescription for a drug that the chemist would easily know I required if we could cut out this middleman nonsense.