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Hearing Problem

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  • 08-01-2009 5:23pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.

    He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.

    He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.

    Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

    She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

    Famous Chinese Detective

    A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

    Most honorable sir,

    You leave house.
    I watch house.
    He come to house. I watch.
    He and she leave house. I follow.
    He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
    I look in window.
    He kiss she. She kiss he.
    He strip she. She strip he.
    He play with she. She play with he.
    I play with me. I fall off tree.
    I not see.

    No fee, Chen Lee.


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