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Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

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  • 08-01-2009 5:24pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

    2) The farm was used to produce produce.

    3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

    4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

    5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

    6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

    7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

    8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

    9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

    10) I did not object to the object.

    11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

    12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

    13) They were too close to the door to close it.

    14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

    15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

    16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

    17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

    19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

    20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

    21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

    Top Ten Signs Your Are Cheap

    1. You attend a weekly coupon club.

    2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months.

    3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining.

    4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.

    5. You're outraged when the price of a can of soda goes up a nickel.

    6. You haven't purchased a name brand product in the past ten years.

    7. You take the pennies from the container next to the cash register.

    8. Your family gets presents a week after Christmas because you love that fifty-percent discount.

    9. Matinee. Every time.

    10. You code all your own software rather than buy it.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    [QUOTE=coldfire1x;Top Ten Signs Your Are Cheap4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.

    8. Your family gets presents a week after Christmas because you love that fifty-percent discount.

    10. You code all your own software rather than buy it.[/QUOTE]how long does the average boardsie spend in church ?

    It's traditional on the continent to give presents on Jan 6th

    sourcefourge ftw., you don't even have to write it


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