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Where's the most unusual place you've ever pissed?

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    #32
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Degsy wrote: »
    Where's the most unusual place you've ever pissed?

    In a public jacks with the seat up.


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    #33
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    xsapphirex wrote: »
    I dont understand girls that want guys to piss in their mouths, its really disgusting and where exactly is the turn on?:confused:

    You know girls that want guys to do that?!


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    #34
    espinolman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭espinolman


    Into a toilet upstairs , i did not know it was disconneced , it flushed onto plasterers downstairs , i had to run !


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    #35
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    In a priest's letterbox (and no, "letterbox" isn't slang for something).


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    #36
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    My Da's sock drawer was probably the strangest place


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    #37
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    A friend of mine pissed on his granny while she was sleeping once, I think she thought she had pissed herself when she woke up.


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    #38
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    My Da's sock drawer was probably the strangest place

    Please say it was when you were a child! :eek:


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    #39
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    once i was ina wetsuit all day long working with groups i had to pee in my wetsuit it was horrible abssaloutly dissgusting the second i got out of it i went for a shower then attacked it with aheavy dose of baby milton it was dsgusting ifelt so dirty.....


    so in my wetsuit not the one i have for sale tho :)


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    #40
    BuachaillAbroad
    Registered Users Posts: 32 ✭BuachaillAbroad


    Brussels you can piss on the side of a church: theres even the divisions & water fousets...was abit mad when I saw it first!


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    #41
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    K-Jet wrote: »
    Please say it was when you were a child! :eek:

    Unfortunately not, was drunk though so same difference.


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    #42
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    TPD wrote: »
    A friend of mine pissed on his granny while she was sleeping once, I think she thought she had pissed herself when she woke up.

    ROTFL :D


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    #43
    Gary ITR
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    Trinity1 wrote: »
    Unfortunately not, was drunk though so same difference.

    Your poor poor father. Did he forgive you?


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    #44
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    K-Jet wrote: »
    Your poor poor father. Did he forgive you?

    Yeah i think he was amused by it.

    Good enough for him anyway, we endured years of practical jokes like cling film on the toilet, raw sausages in my ma's coat pocket when she was going to the shop.

    When you asked him to pass you over the butter he put it on the floor, pick you up and literally "pass you over the butter"

    Karmas a cnut :D


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    #45
    monkeytronics
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭monkeytronics


    A few yrs ago I was seriously bursting to go while driving in my car. Nothing around so peed in an empty lucozade bottle in the car.


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    #46
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    Onto a lava flow on an active volcano in Guatemala.


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    #47
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    into a empty beer can


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    #48
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    Yeah i think he was amused by it.

    Good enough for him anyway, we endured years of practical jokes like cling film on the toilet, raw sausages in my ma's coat pocket when she was going to the shop.

    When you asked him to pass you over the butter he put it on the floor, pick you up and literally "pass you over the butter"

    Karmas a cnut :D

    Your father sounds like so much fun. I did the cling film myself when I worked in a spar shop. On of the girls went in first :( She wasn't happy


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    #49
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    when im hammered,i now and again sleep walk.once i pissed out my bedroom window for my mam to catch me!
    also in a bin in a spare bedroom-forgot i had did it so didnt discover it till 3 days later(room stank!)

    in a foam party in tenerife i pissed on a girls arm....she slapped me.


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    #50
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    I pissed on my livingroom floor after i had a **** watching some porn.


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    #51
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    deleriumtremens wrote: »
    Into a pringles tin I think!

    hahaha me too!


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    #52
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    On a hooker in Guatemala - €3.50.


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    #53
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I was shacked up with some cow who wasn't giving the crinkled fella after a seaaion,so I went upstairs and hosed a good wassick of sour piss into her thong drawer.

    Would have left a 'load' but had evacuated in the taxi on the way!!


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    #54
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,945 ✭✭✭trout


    consultech wrote: »
    On a hooker in Guatemala - €3.50.

    why did you pay double ?


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    #55
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    consultech wrote: »
    On a hooker in Guatemala - €3.50.
    Three fiddy? Was the Lochness Monster there as well?


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    #56
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    K-Jet wrote: »
    Your father sounds like so much fun. I did the cling film myself when I worked in a spar shop. On of the girls went in first :( She wasn't happy

    I'm a girl and i can tell you the splash back is not pleasant and leaves ya soaked :P


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    #57
    SoWatchaWant
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Would have left a 'load' but had evacuated in the taxi on the way!!

    You pooed in the taxi:eek:? How'd you get rid of it?


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    #58
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    You pooed in the taxi:eek:? How'd you get rid of it?
    Probably left it as a 'tip' for the Driver.


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    #59
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    I'm a girl

    So that makes it more impressive that you manage to piss in that drawer. How'd you position yourself?


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    #60
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Get rid of it!!!

    Left her there. Nice firm King Edward.

    Nothing but net you understand!!

    What do they call it in milatery terms??

    umm ehmmm


    Surgical strike, that's it:D


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    #61
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    What do they call it in milatery terms??
    Surgical strike, that's it:D

    Scud attack...:)

    First time the skid marks were inside the taxi..:D


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