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A typical ORKUT profile of a Software Engineer

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  • 09-01-2009 8:53pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    About me I think I am changing the world, but I am not.
    I think I am contributing to the economy,
    but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not.
    I think I hate all people who made me earn my
    engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living,
    but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone
    to make me live !! Ok…I won't be funny anymore. I am a
    cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life
    (For all those who know me–> "Juststop laughing!!")

    Relationship status what?

    Birthday The day my Manager is about to fire me.

    Age 10111
    1111
    111

    Here for web browsing in company hours.

    Children can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

    Ethnicity Programmer.

    Languages I speak Java, C/C++, 010101110101

    Religion I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

    Political view the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

    Humor weekly….

    Fashion Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag

    Smoking The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

    Drinking The first is this.

    Pets Yeah, my Manager looks like a dog.

    Living Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

    Hometown My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

    Webpage jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate???

    Passions searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

    Sports quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

    Activities Are you crazy?

    Books "How to loseweight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?"
    "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored

    Music Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

    Tv shows can't afford one.

    Cuisines Bread Butter, Noodles, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle


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