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Anti-drug rabbit

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  • 12-01-2009 11:38am
    #1
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    Apologiesd for the >>>>> but don't have time to remove them.



    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
    > upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
    > "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come
    > with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
    > better!"
    >
    > The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
    > running with the rabbit.
    >
    > Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again
    > says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
    > doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest,
    > you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
    >
    > The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then
    > tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
    >
    > The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my
    > friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself!
    > Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
    >
    >
    > The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the
    > **** out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in
    > horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off
    > the rabbit.
    >
    > "Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
    > help us all!"
    >
    > The lion answers, "That little bastard has me running around the
    > forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"


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    ron_darrell
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    That is absolutely priceless :) I read it 20 minutes ago and I'm still laughing :P


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Have some stars :D from me.


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    4 stars from me too :)


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    Janicus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Janicus


    patmac wrote: »
    Apologiesd for the >>>>> but don't have time to remove them.



    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
    > upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
    > "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come
    > with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
    > better!"
    >
    > The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
    > running with the rabbit.
    >
    > Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again
    > says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
    > doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest,
    > you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
    >
    > The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then
    > tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
    >
    > The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my
    > friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself!
    > Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
    >
    >
    > The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the
    > **** out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in
    > horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off
    > the rabbit.
    >
    > "Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
    > help us all!"
    >
    > The lion answers, "That little bastard has me running around the
    > forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

    Poor little rabbit he was only trying to help, Poor little exctasy rabbit. rip.


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