How do you want to die?

Snowie

personally I think there is only one way

120 mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj of a lovely 20 year old while doing a line of coke of her back and clmaxing and the cigerate i have in my hand falls into a pudel of eather which has been caused bye the fact ive got some in the boot and caboom i wont notice a thing....:)

Kold

The dying of a broken heart thing when old couples die, but wouldn't like to live more than a day after she goes.

Quazzie

I wanna die, by choice, 500 years after they find the cure for death.

Photi

/before everyone else/

Soundly asleep like my grandad, not screaming in terror like his passengers

Puddleduck

Quickly..Hopefully

markesmith

roaring.

Hagar

Soon.


I could do with the rest.

Turncoat

In the arms of a blonde hooker with green eyes, 36-24-36;)

biko

With my hands untied.

Fizman

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

personally I think there is only one way

120 mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj of a lovely 20 year old while doing a line of coke of her back and clmaxing and the cigerate i have in my hand falls into a pudel of eather which has been caused bye the fact ive got some in the boot and caboom i wont notice a thing....:)

So you want to take a hot little 20 year old with you to hell?? P1ss off. Leave the hotties here, if you've had enough of this world then leave quietly and in an orderly fashion. Thanks. :pac:

Kold

Fizman wrote: »

So you want to take a hot little 20 year old with you to hell?? P1ss off. Leave the hotties here, if you've had enough of this world then leave quietly and in an orderly fashion. Thanks. :pac:

Psh, there's plenty of live 20 year old hotties out there for ya, some of us want some dead ones..

Snowie

Fizman wrote: »

So you want to take a hot little 20 year old with you to hell?? P1ss off. Leave the hotties here, if you've had enough of this world then leave quietly and in an orderly fashion. Thanks. :pac:

yeah why not isnt there a law thats says if you kill some one they do your biding in the after life ?? I'm thinkin a head .....

Ponster

Puddleduck wrote: »

Quickly..Hopefully

I'd much prefer slowly..taking about 60 years or so....

Frisbee

Heroically so I get a statue erected of me so we can see what I like covered in bird sh*t

Reganio 2

Going 180 KM/h on a motorcycle trying to save someone and succesfully doing it only to be shot down by the bad guys and I die in the arms of a crying Stephen Ireland over my body.

Perfection

Puddleduck

Ponster wrote: »

I'd much prefer slowly..taking about 60 years or so....

Why stop at 60. Hell you can die when you want here.

Cool_CM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

personally I think there is only one way

2.4mph on a mobility scooter getting a Bj of a lovely 67 year old while doing a line of viagra of her back, wheezing to a climax and the prune i have in my hand falls into a puddle of urine which has been caused by the fact i can no longer control my bladder. The lovely 67 year old leaves me gasping for air, robs my dentures and my medicine rack and leaves me to die alone with my pants around my ankles for my children and grandchildren to find me next time they visit, if they visit

Fixed for realism;)

Fizman

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

yeah why not isnt there a law thats says if you kill some one they do your biding in the after life ?? I'm thinkin a head .....

Tbh, I think your attitude is quite pungent.

Executive Steve

with my boots on.

piby

Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LapvaK162qA

humanji

The same way I came into the world: kicking and screaming and covered in shìt, piss and after-birth.

Holsten

150 years +.

In a warm bed, asleep.

Fizman

humanji wrote: »

The same way I came into the world: kicking and screaming and covered in shìt, piss and after-birth.

You were covered in sh1t at birth? Dude, I hope your mom got that looked at! The front bum is only meant to make the drizzle, not the shizzle.

humanji

Fizman wrote: »

You were covered in sh1t at birth? Dude, I hope your mom got that looked at! The front bum is only meant to make the drizzle, not the shizzle.

Women can loose all control during birth. It's not as clean as in the movies.

Fizman

humanji wrote: »

Women can loose all control during birth. It's not as clean as in the movies.

Now your just being ridiculous.


/Unwillingly imagines humanjis mum pooing on his little head.

/Puts down lunch.

:pac:

humanji

And who said it was my mum that did it. My dad just gets a bit excited, that's all.

CreepingDeath

I want to be killed by police marksmen after a sniper rampage around Tallaght.

chin_grin

By taking as many gobsh!tes out with me as I can. Going postal has never been so tempting!

Degsy

I want to die of a heart attack aged 120 with one girl sitting on my face and another sitting on my cock.
Let them try to get the lid on the coffin.

Fizman

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I want to be killed by police marksmen after a sniper rampage around Tallaght.

Wouldn't be much of a sniper then would ya.

I was born on Jan 8th, same day as Elvis. So i think it would be fitting to go out like the King did. On my throne.

Turd Ferguson

Elbow deep in gee preferably