Deluded fools who think they can win at Poker

trailerparkboy · 12-01-2009 8:21pm #1

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

BigCityBanker · 12-01-2009 8:22pm

thanks, good post, would read again

opr · 12-01-2009 8:24pm

From post of the day but its fitting.

Opr

Bobeagleburger · 12-01-2009 8:26pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

Im guesssing you lost ALOT or cant play the game properly or both.

shoutman · 12-01-2009 8:26pm

It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

Where did it all go wrong?

Amigomenor · 12-01-2009 8:27pm

Great post Trailerparkboy. Cant wait for the next installment.

KevIRL · 12-01-2009 8:27pm

we normally close up these things pretty quickly.

but meh. Have fun boys....

dannydiamond · 12-01-2009 8:27pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

Can someone help me I can't play,and I'm not very good at maths either.

FYP

Pulsar Eagle · 12-01-2009 8:27pm

shoutman wrote: »

It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

Where did it all go wrong?

Happened you too, dam POKERs

Only thing now is hu4rolz!!!

zuutroy · 12-01-2009 8:27pm

imo

dannydiamond · 12-01-2009 8:29pm

shoutman wrote: »

It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

Where did it all go wrong?

If you could have won playing poker,perhaps you could have afforded a better solictor to handle the divorce;)

Gillybean72 · 12-01-2009 8:29pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/ranking/342

shoutman · 12-01-2009 8:30pm

Gillcarr1972 wrote: »

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/ranking/342

Yea but where does it say how much they have lost this year.............:rolleyes:

MrPillowTalk · 12-01-2009 8:35pm

I would issue the mandatory hu for gafs but Id rather not move out of my plush pad if I happened to win the trailer.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Variance imo

YULETIRED · 12-01-2009 8:38pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=037uSAIahho

meh I just like the song

OilBeefHooked2 · 12-01-2009 8:41pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

2 Tips to winning poker.

1. It's not a guessing game and 2 there's abit of maths involved, going by the above you've alot to learn on both counts.

Mr.Plough · 12-01-2009 8:41pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

happyoutscan · 12-01-2009 8:49pm

I'm up.:cool:

pgodkin · 12-01-2009 9:19pm

is this not the guy that ws on about buyin 8 wedge's out of centra cause it only costs 80c cause if he bulls a full box it costs two euroo and he was on about learning to play poker! he must have lost a whole big and small blind in the 1-2 plh in the fitz at the weekend!!:D

Mellor · 12-01-2009 9:24pm

Hi Chris,
Up to your old tricks as usual.

To be honest, the standard is slipping. Where are the glory days of trolling gone

newbie2 · 12-01-2009 9:27pm

phantom_lord · 12-01-2009 9:39pm

opr wrote: »

From post of the day but its fitting.

Opr

ah, just what the internet needs, more pictures of cats!

Enzo Scifo · 12-01-2009 10:55pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

Your dead right and everyone else mocking you are just fooling themselves. Please count me as your friend

. Please also text me anytime you are playing a cash yoke on the compacter like so that I can see your alegbra genius at work

. Poker is very simple. Remember, if you have none of the flop you have 8 chances of getting a hit with the next card. If your 2 cards match with the flop then fold, its very rare a quad bike comes along..