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Deluded fools who think they can win at Poker

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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭Degag


    ah, just what the internet needs, more pictures of pussy!

    Now we're right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭Ste05


    I'm up.:cool:
    ORLY+baby.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    shoutman wrote: »
    It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

    Where did it all go mostly wrong?



    FYP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    i cant win on paddypower.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭insomniak


    im up, sharkscope and pokertracker to prove it

    avg hourly profit has moved up to $11 now so im very happy :)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    insomniak wrote: »
    im up, sharkscope and pokertracker to prove it

    avg hourly profit has moved up to $11 now so im very happy :)

    lol...


    op has to be chris el delusionis


  • Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭insomniak


    i need money though, i drink drive a lot and have wrote off 3 cars, and i owe the bank money.
    i love poker


  • Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭oneillMan999


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    few pints and there all the same :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    few pints and there all the same :pac:

    I'm disturbed by the lack of sarcasm in your post sir.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭bubbleking


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    iv done worse


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


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    What happens when a Leitrim man shags a pig.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭El Stuntman


    YULETIRED wrote: »
    What happens when a Leitrim man shags a pig.

    his father buys him his first pint?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    his father buys him his first pint?


    because he is next ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


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    yuletireds posts are so full of fail


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    Mr.Plough wrote: »
    picard-headesk.jpg

    yuletireds posts are so full of fail

    LOL, so why not post a pic that been posted several 1000s times, such chimpy irony.

    tryig to impress yer buddies Mr Plough ? why not place me on yer ignore poster list ? roundypoos will show you how it's done.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭onemorechance


    I play cards and I think most of them are luck. With poker, I think for a beginner it's 100% luck, but the more you play, you can down the luck % and up the skill %, up to level where it's like 10% luck and 90% skill. That would be where I would see the pros on tv to be at. These guys that can consistently win big amounts and play in a tournament that goes for for hours and days. I have only really played Texas and a little Omaha, but that's how I see them games.

    EDIT: Sorry for going back on topic somewhat!


  • Registered Users Posts: 634 ✭✭✭Icarus152


    Thread Delivers.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    YULETIRED wrote: »
    LOL, so why not post a pic that been posted several 1000s times, such chimpy irony.

    The pic makes me laugh whenever I see it, unlike tales of cowtipping, puitin, shagging sheep and whiskey in the jar :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭Van Dice


    jesus christ roadsweeper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭themilkyone


    awesome thread :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,400 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    YULETIRED wrote: »
    why not place me on yer ignore poster list ? roundypoos will show you how it's done.

    I don't even think RT was referring to you on that post back then Willie. One of the resident trolls had put a (now deleted) post in slagging you and I think RT was responding to that. Could be wrong though as it was all happening at drunk o'clock.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    Mr.Plough wrote: »
    The pic makes me laugh whenever I see it, unlike tales of cowtipping, puitin, shagging sheep and whiskey in the jar :)

    so what I like McDonalds but I don't write FAIL on the windows of burger king. unless of course I was trying to get a slap on the back from the red haired one (Ronald) :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,646 ✭✭✭cooker3


    I play cards and I think most of them are luck. With poker, I think for a beginner it's 100% luck, but the more you play, you can down the luck % and up the skill %, but the more you play, you can down the luck % and up the skill %, up to level where it's like 10% luck and 90% skill. That would be where I would see the pros on tv to be at.

    Nah, most of the therm are still at 100% luck


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,855 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    I don't even think RT was referring to you on that post back then Willie. One of the resident trolls had put a (now deleted) post in slagging you and I think RT was responding to that. Could be wrong though as it was all happening at drunk o'clock.

    I'm fairly sure he was referring to him actually.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,450 ✭✭✭Gholimoli


    i loled a lot at this thread.
    and now i would just like to say :

    Fail.


    this post is dedicated to Willie


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    Gholimoli wrote: »
    i loled a lot at this thread.
    and now i would just like to say :

    Fail.


    this post is dedicated to Willie

    laugh out louded ? :D so dided I


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    I don't even think RT was referring to you on that post back then Willie. One of the resident trolls had put a (now deleted) post in slagging you and I think RT was responding to that. Could be wrong though as it was all happening at drunk o'clock.


    Roundypooos is a god around these here parts so no calling him RT, it's very disrespectful to the chimp.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭MrPillowTalk


    Am I the only one who thinks a makeover and some fake tan and shes just one of the Tuesday night crowd at coppers?

    Like so long as your mates dont find out its golden.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭Blip


    Nah, its Brian Cowen in drag......shudders


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Flushdraw


    Am I the only one who thinks a makeover and some fake tan and shes just one of the Tuesday night crowd at coppers?

    Like so long as your mates dont find out its golden.

    What sort of makeover? A smack in the face with a guitar maybe. She'd also need to fall into a barrel of fake tan. Nah Eoin, this is beyond acceptable. If you'd do a troll like that once your mates dont find out, you're a sick sick sick man!

    Unless you're trying to attract yokes like that to your new pub. Why not having a "dogfight" night for boardies some Saturday..Will attract some sickos no doubt!


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