Whats the funniest/stupidest thing you've done to yourself/mate whilst drunk?

themilkyone

Suppose I should get the ball rolling...

Well this one is actually about my slightly older brother... And he more so did it to his girlfriend

So i was out for a few beers with my mates an came home rather early and noticed my brother was still out which was odd cause he has work at 8 am every morning.. anyways,i never really see my brother that drunk but this day was exceptional. He came into his room making a big clatter and clumber so i went in to check if all was ok to find him standing there in his birthday suit urinating all over his other half who was in bed..soaking her from head to toe. I tried to stop him but it was a dead end. So when he finally stopped leaking all over her he proceeded to jump inot bed but not before taking a mighty large dump on the floor just beside the bed of which he thought it would be a nice gesture to put her clothes in it.. :eek:


... At the time I thought it was pretty gross(which it was/is) but still cant help laughing about it. I dont have the heart to tell him i was standing behind him for the full show. As far as i know he thinks its a big secret

Berty

Tell him. Oh dear god tell him. Record it on webcam or video for all of us to see.










Also is this a toilet thread? Ban him !!!!

Roadend

Did it turn you on?

syklops

I cant remember.

Quazzie

Drunk incest usually wins any thread. Ya should've kept that story till a few others told theirs.

themilkyone

Roadend wrote: »

Did it turn you on?

if i said yes would you think less of me??

themilkyone

Berty wrote: »

Tell him. Oh dear god tell him. Record it on webcam or video for all of us to see.

Well i've told my brother and sister so im just stewing now,waiting for him to really piss me off then i'll publicly broadcast it to all his friends.. and also give his girlfriend the full inside scoop...


p.s; not too sure if it belongs with a toilet thread

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themilkyone wrote: »

and also give his girlfriend the full inside scoop...

I'm sure she'd know if he pissed on her an sh*t on her clothes?!

themilkyone

elviscostello wrote: »

I'm sure she'd know if he pissed on her an sh*t on her clothes?!

well she didnt wake up...so she might'nt know about the urine but the pooing part of it,most definitly!

nobodythere

Friend of mine was at a house party, and somehow ended up going up to one of the housemates rooms and pissing in her shoes. Don't know why he told everyone

themilkyone

Degsy wrote: »

I rode my ma.

how was it? durrrrty lil fecker...

Fizman

Two girls crashed on the sofa of our place last year. While they were sleeping, I placed my balls on one girls forehead. My mate placed his dick on top of the others head. We took some photos. Good times.

Just as well they were heavy sleepers! :eek:

Degsy

grasshopa wrote: »

Friend of mine was at a house party, and somehow ended up going up to one of the housemates rooms and pissing in her shoes. Don't know why he told everyone

I was at a party and when this particular girl was asleep my mate whacked off into the crotch of her knickers.She wasnt wearing them at the time but i dont know what he was trying to achieve.

mp3guy

Fizman wrote: »

Two girls crashed on the sofa of our place last year. While they were sleeping, I placed my balls on one of the girls forehead. My mate placed his dick on the others head. We took some photos. Good times.

Just as well they were heavy sleepers! :eek:

So you and your friend took pictures of each others genitalia?

Turd Ferguson

mp3guy wrote: »

So you and your friend took pictures of each others genitalia?

Yeah, so? I dont think there is anything wrong with that...

Fizman

mp3guy wrote: »

So you and your friend took pictures of each others genitalia?

There was only one camera involved. Enough really.

spinandscribble

I went in a 24 hour dunnes after a wedding, all dressed up, took off my heels and put on fuzzy slippers and went up to the till and raised my foot up so they could zap the price.

An ex of mine got ridiculous drunk at a house party (all people i'd know, he'd never met them before) and rolled himself up in a blanket and crawled like a caterpillar, yelling about how much he loved me. i've never been more embarassed in my life.

themilkyone

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yeah, so? I dont think there is anything wrong with that...

...nothing particularly right with it either

Fizman

themilkyone wrote: »

...nothing particularly right with it either

Ah hello.....our genitalia were placed on the heads of girls!

It couldn't be more right!

:pac:

mp3guy

spinandscribble wrote: »

An ex of mine got ridiculous drunk at a house party (all people i'd know, he'd never met them before) and rolled himself up in a blanket and crawled like a caterpillar, yelling about how much he loved me. i've never been more embarassed in my life.

That is priceless

briantwin

a friend of mine got pissed at a party belonging to a load of girls from his college course. Went into the jacks and pinched a loaf,only to find there was no jacks roll so he grabbed a pair of one of the house mates knickers out of the hamper and wiped his arse with them. He's called it the perfect crime since then.

we also moved my friends tent to the main stage of life festival a couple of years ago while he was asleep inside. Here's the video of him emerging :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AccKlAWl4DM&

themilkyone

Fizman wrote: »

Ah hello.....our genitalia were placed on the heads of girls!

It couldn't be more right!

:pac:

touchee!

Blarney92

Last summer in vancouver we stayed up one of the last nights drinking pretty heavily. Maybe fifteen cans each before we went to bed/passed out. Anyways I awoke the next morning to see one of the lads standing in front of our chest of drawers pissing into the second drawer full of my mates clothes. I began to shout at him and eventually my friend woke and asked him what the F**K he was doing.

Eventually he turns around and goes "I genuinely don't understand what all the confusion is about- isn't this the drawer we always piss in?????"

He finishes up and goes back to his room for another six hours of sleep and when he wakes up he remembers nothing.

Professey Chin

Filthy things with my ex in front of my friends who were single just to basically taunt them.
Alcohol made it seem funny at the time.
Now I'm the single one.
Paybacks a bitch.:mad:

themilkyone

these are all fairly mild stories.. funny as FOOK none the less though!!

I thought i'd hear some real weird/horrid stuff

Professey Chin

themilkyone wrote: »

these are all fairly mild stories.. funny as FOOK none the less though!!

I thought i'd hear some real weird/horrid stuff

I also raped a goat while wearing a tutu and now have the highest viewed and rated fetish video link on a very exclusive site.

HAPPY NOW!!!!:pac:

themilkyone

VERY!

Blarney92

After this years commerce ball one of the lads got a taxi back to his house on college road and as usual legged it from the taxi without paying. Anyways he gets to his door to find it locked.

He sees the wheely bin next to the window and thinking the taxi man is approaching climbs on top off it and jumps through the window onto the tv in his front room.

Not only does he smash all the glass he destroys the tv and severs one of the ligaments in his knee. He has to get an ambulance to CUH and his father is called down from Tipp because he has to spend 4 nights in hospital.

Not the stupidest thing he's done but definitely the most painful!!!

Professey Chin

Blarney92 wrote: »

After this years commerce ball one of the lads got a taxi back to his house on college road and as usual legged it from the taxi without paying. Anyways he gets to his door to find it locked.

He sees the wheely bin next to the window and thinking the taxi man is approaching climbs on top off it and jumps through the window onto the tv in his front room.

Not only does he smash all the glass he destroys the tv and severs one of the ligaments in his knee. He has to get an ambulance to CUH and his father is called down from Tipp because he has to spend 4 nights in hospital.

Not the stupidest thing he's done but definitely the most painful!!!

If thats not the stupidest I think we are well within our rights to call him a fcuking idiot:pac:

themilkyone

cheap commerce students...

Turd Ferguson

Fizman wrote: »

Ah hello.....our genitalia were placed on the heads of girls!

It couldn't be more right!

Yeah, like some sort of half breed/genital head unicorn!