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How to get into heaven

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  • 14-01-2009 12:46pm
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    Fey!
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    I was testing the children in my Connamara Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

    'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

    Again, the answer was, 'NO!'

    By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.

    Again, they all answered, 'NO!'

    I was just bursting with pride for them.


    Well, I continued, 'Then how can I get into Heaven?'

    A six-year-old Recess boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE F**KIN' DEAD.” :P


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