Tax increase for male taxpayers

moogester

Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers.

Gentlemen:

The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER." Mainly because 98% of the time you pecker is out of work and the 2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are both nuts.

Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale listed below to determine you tax.

Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z, line 69 of your State Income Tax Form.

Very truly yours,

IRS

Addenum

PECKER-CHECKER SCALE

10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00

8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.00

6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00

4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00

Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

Please do not request an extension.

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dh0661

Nice one :rolleyes: - where can I apply for a tax allowance, 'cause whats his is half mine, so can't be eligable for full taxation .

Hagar

Don't forget 21% VAT at point of entry.

patmac

What happens if your 'Self employed'?

dh0661

Hagar wrote: »

Don't forget 21% VAT at point of entry.

I think the 13.5% VAT rate would be more applicable :rolleyes: - BTW the higher rate of VAT is now 21.5% :mad: