A dubliner Planksee song !

dak

When I cam home on Monday night – As Thick as I could be
I saw a board on Board me Board where my old Board should be
I called me wife and said to her – will you kindly answer me
Who owns that Board aboard me Board where my old board should be

Ah ! You’re thick , you’re thick you silly old fool
Still you can not see
That’s a loveli Timber from the Boards of dot ie !


When I came home on Tuesday night – As thick as I could be
I saw a chair beside the bed where my old chair should be
And I called my wife and said to her – kindly tell to me
Who owns that chair beside the bed where my old chair should be

Ah ! You’re thick , you’re thick you silly old fool
Still you can not see
That’s a lovely piana , from Boards ie


When I came home on Wednesday night – As Thick as I could be
I saw a log right through the fog where my old log should be
And I called my wife and said to her – kindly tell to me
Who owns that log through the fog where my old log should be

Ah ! You’re thick , you’re thick you silly old fool
Still you can not see
That’s not a log , it is a a hog that Aunt Piggie sent to me


When I cam home on Thursday night –As Thick as I could be
I saw a leg upon the peg where my old leg should be
And I called my wife and said to her – please kindly tell to me
Who owns that leg upon the peg where my old leg should be

Ah ! You’re thick , you’re thick you silly old fool
Still you can not see
That’s the lamb that lost its leg at the jamboree


When I came home on Friday Night as Thick as I could be
I Saw a pole upon my wife where my old pole should be
So I called my wife and said to her – WTF
She cried “Do widzenia “