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rocky25

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment

It is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which went almost unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully in bed at the grand old age of 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him in the coffin.

They put his left leg in.......................... and that’s when the trouble started!

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An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Australian home.

After a few weeks in the Australian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.

''How do you like it here?'' asks the grandson.

''It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful'', says grandpa.

''We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you.

You know, since you are a little different from everyone. ''

''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents'', Abdullah says with a big smile.

''There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old.

He hasn't played the violin for 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old.

He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honour'!

There's a dentist here -- 90 years old.

He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor?! And me --

I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The Fookin Arab'.''

rocky25

Ulrika Johnnson was rushed out of the big brother house last night after sitting on a mobile phone.

It wasn’t a big problem though,

It wasn’t the first time she’s had an Ericson up her arse.

GAAman

The hokey cokey one was great rock, still laughin at it

rocky25 wrote: »

Ulrika Johnnson was rushed out of the big brother house last night after sitting on a mobile phone.

It wasn’t a big problem though,

It wasn’t the first time she’s had an Ericson up her arse.

No need for the mental images, where's the bucket? :P

dh0661

Both class rocky - IMO