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rocky25

A Young Woman loves growing tomatoes, but they just stayed green.

One day, she notices her neighbour has a garden full of red tomatoes.

She asks him ''how did you get them that colour?''

He says '' I stand in my garden naked under my trench coat and flash.

My tomatoes blush so much that they turn red!''

She decides to try it twice a day for the next two weeks she flashes her garden.

One day the gentlemen walks past and asks her,

‘‘By the way did your tomatoes turn red?'' '

'Not exactly she answers but my cucumbers are enormous.''

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I ran over a boxing glove in me car today,

got a puncher.

Fabritzo

puncher haha