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  • 19-01-2009 12:32pm
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    rocky25
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    A Young Woman loves growing tomatoes, but they just stayed green.

    One day, she notices her neighbour has a garden full of red tomatoes.

    She asks him ''how did you get them that colour?''

    He says '' I stand in my garden naked under my trench coat and flash.

    My tomatoes blush so much that they turn red!''

    She decides to try it twice a day for the next two weeks she flashes her garden.

    One day the gentlemen walks past and asks her,

    ‘‘By the way did your tomatoes turn red?'' '

    'Not exactly she answers but my cucumbers are enormous.''

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I ran over a boxing glove in me car today,

    got a puncher.


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