Brief Quickies

rocky25

Some people says that if you play a Windoze Vista install DVD backwards you will hear demon voices commanding you to worship Satan.

But that's nothing.

If you play it forward it will install Windoze Vista.

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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him,

"Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.

He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.

He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks,

What the hell and goes on to tell her the works.

He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished,

His daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.

Her father finally asks:

"So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

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One day, John decided to invite over his mother for dinner with him and his roommate, Julie.

Julie made a great dinner, but John's mother started to suspect more than friendship.

The next day, Julie told John that the soup ladle was missing.

This is the letter he wrote to his mother:

Dear Ma,
I'm not saying you did take the soup ladle, but I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains, It's missing.
Love,
John

This was her response...

Dear John,
I'm not saying you did sleep with Julie, But I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found it by now.
Love,
Mom

Ave Sodalis

mighty stuff:)

dh0661

#1 is a classic rocky

galwayrush

Good laughs for a cold tuesday.:)