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Buddhism

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  • 20-01-2009 5:47pm
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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭


    Did you hear about the Zen Buddhist who called to order a pizza?

    He said, "Make me one with everything"

    The Pizza delivery man hands the Buddhist his pizza, who pays with a €20 note.
    The delivery man starts to walk away, when the Buddhist stops him and asks him for his change.
    The delivery man replies "Change comes from within"!

    Why can't the Buddha vacuum under his sofa?

    Because he has no attachments!


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Homer wrote:
    Why can't the Buddha vacuum under his sofa?

    Because he has no attachments!
    LOL


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