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  • 22-01-2009 4:19pm
    #1
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging
    > her tiny breasts.
    >
    > Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub
    > your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
    > boobies!'
    >
    > She did this faithfully for several months!
    >
    > She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running
    > late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
    forgotten
    > her morning ritual.
    >
    > Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she
    > didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the
    middle aisle
    > of the bus closed her eyes and said,
    > 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
    >
    > A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are
    > you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'
    >
    > 'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
    >
    > He winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock...'
    >


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    #2
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Very good.


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    #3
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    ;) Excellent - stars from me ;)


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    #4
    curryman
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭curryman


    Stars also


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    #5
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Just in case anyone thought they would see boobies














































    boobies.jpg


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    #6
    cabla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭cabla


    Haha class


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