Girls saying/doing stereotypical "girly" things

jonny oxford

Hiya

I told my girlfriend recently that I was going to a football match.

"Oh, who's playin?" she enquires.

"Kildare and Meath" I reply.

"Is that in the world cup?" she asks :eek:

Anyone else got any good ones, not that I'm trying to promote sexism or anything, but some stories have to be shared! :rolleyes:

Nodin

I hate to tell you...but thats actually far worse than might normally be expected.

inforfun

"Not now,I have an headache"

jonny oxford

Yeah maybe I should have titled it: Girls saying/doing extraordinarily "girly" things.

In fairness to her she copped her mistake straight away and she is a very smart girl (not to mention sexy and beautiful :cool: she may be around here somewheres! ).

She wouldn't let me tell anyone what she said, twas killing me!

gino85

inforfun wrote: »

"Not now,I have an headache"

its also been medically proven that sex helps cure headaches

Pighead

jonny oxford wrote: »

She wouldn't let me tell anyone what she said, twas killing me!

Wouldn't let you! That's a very stereotypical thing for most of you young fellas to say nowadays. You're all whipped!

jonny oxford

Pighead wrote: »

Wouldn't let you! That's a very stereotypical thing for most of you young fellas to say nowadays. You're all whipped!

Yeah she wouldn't let me tell anyone...

... so I went on t'internet and told everyone!

"Young fella", feeling our age are we?:D

Mingey

jonny oxford wrote: »

Hiya

I told my girlfriend recently that I was going to a football match.

Football match? How typical...

"Is that in the world cup?" she asks :eek:

Anyone else got any good ones, not that I'm trying to promote sexism or anything, but some stories have to be shared! :rolleyes:

Is your girlfriends stupidity stereotypical of all girls? That is sexist, btw.

Pighead

jonny oxford wrote: »

Yeah she wouldn't let me tell anyone...

... so I went on t'internet and told everyone!

"Young fella", feeling our age are we?:D

Alas the years are zooming by faster than you run into the kitchen to make your lady a cup of tea upon the clicking of her fingers.

Pighead's face is getting old and his mood cantankerous but thankfully his testicles are still as firm and strong as ever.

WithCheesePlease

Oh people need to relax on this thread, only a bit of craic.

Thought this was funny - was sitting having a bit to eat with 2 girls and they were chatting about some girl they knew from school that was getting married...

Girl 1 - "So <whoever> if after getting engaged"
Girl 2 - "Really?! To who?"
Girl 1 - "To the son of my French teacher, Eoin. Reddan"
I smirk to myself thinking funny name, same as the rugby player
Girl 2 - "Oh right. And where are she living these days"
Girl 1 - "Over in London still, he plays rugby with a team over there. The London Wasps?".
I almost choke laughing with pancake in my mouth. Instead of saying she was marrying an international rugby player she said it was the son of her French teacher from school. Just thought it was funny.

Sam Vimes

p..p..please don't kill me


i always get that one :rolleyes:

Sam Vimes

what are the three fastest ways to spread information?

telephone
television
tell a woman

Berty

I cant fit all that in. :eek:

followed by

AAARRRRGGGHHHH not in there EITHER.

jonny oxford

Mingey wrote: »

Football match? How typical...



Is your girlfriends stupidity stereotypical of all girls? That is sexist, btw.

No shes not stupid at all, you cant accurately judge a persons intelligence on one statement I think.

Yes I'm aware it was a sexist statement, blatantly sexist in fact, I added it in jest.

Sam Vimes

a girl i know was in a night club with some friends. she walked up to a few of them and they were talking to someone she didn't know so she decided to introduce herself. the conversation went thusly:

Amy:Hi, I'm Amy. What's your name

him:Ronan O'Gara

Berty

In Musgrave park in Cork there were 3 bimbos having a conversation about ronan o'garas as*, paul o'connells legs and other parts of other players.

Some guy turned around and said "hey blondies, save that sh*t for your Bebo or faceplant, we have a match to sort out here". This was followed by the usual blookish aaaaaahhhhhhhhh the same sound you would make if somebody dropped a glass in a pub.

Pighead

Sam Vimes wrote: »

a girl i know was in a night club with some friends. she walked up to a few of them and they were talking to someone she didn't know so she decided to introduce herself. the conversation went thusly:

Amy:Hi, I'm Amy. What's your name

him:Ronan O'Gara

That reflects worse on him than her. What a bighead! Why did he mention his second name? Nobody ever mentions their second names during introductions. Shame on you Ronan!

Mingey

Sam Vimes wrote: »

Amy:Hi, I'm Amy. What's your name

him:Ronan O'Gara

Not everyone gives a crap about sports stars, even if they do have boiled heads on them.

I would imagine you would be the same if you said to a becoming lady;

Hi, I'm Sam. What's your name?

Her: Lindsey Armaou

giddybootz

one of my bestest mates is a very intelligent girl....but she has been know to come out with amazing stuff (if she is on this i am dead!)
"hang on...isn't 9/11 the flight number?" (and this was a couple of years after 9/11 happened)
she was drunk at the time and we were all playing the name game and padre pio came up and she asks..."eh..is padre pio the guy in the sopranos?"
looking at the outside of some new building that is primarily made of glass "that's odd...glass...on the outside of the building??"

seriously she is a clever one....just has her moments!!

Mingey

jonny oxford wrote: »

No shes not stupid at all, you cant accurately judge a persons intelligence on one statement I think.

Yes I'm aware it was a sexist statement, blatantly sexist in fact, I added it in jest.

Yes, I thought I edited that bit out before it went to print. Ah well.

But....ignorance of sports is 'girly'?

midlandsmissus

jonny oxford wrote: »

Hiya

I told my girlfriend recently that I was going to a football match.

"Oh, who's playin?" she enquires.

"Kildare and Meath" I reply.

"Is that in the world cup?" she asks :eek:

Anyone else got any good ones, not that I'm trying to promote sexism or anything, but some stories have to be shared! :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, but cmon I wouldnt believe it would even be possible that anybody would say that!!!!

"She realised her mistake straight away", cmon no one would ever say that in the first place!!!Are you sure you're not making this up?

Incidentally what kildare/meath match was it? The parentals are from meath, so I go to most of them with them.

Berty

Jeez wimminz will ye ever stop.

This is AH. AH!!! It supposed to be tongue in cheek and taken with a pinch of salt.

Quazzie

I have to agree with Mingey on that one there lads. I once old Stephen O' Neill of apparent GAA fame to **** off away from s because he was being a prick. He walked away to a chorus from my mates of "do ya not know who that was??".

To which I replied, "yea, a wanker!"

My wife cannot get her head around the fact that the earth is round and how this affects the different time zones. I didn't even try to explain seasons to her. She also asked if Robbie Keane got a transfer to Ireland from Spurs (a few months back).

4zn76tysfajdxp

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

My wife cannot get her head around the fact that the earth is round and how this affects the different time zones. I didn't even try to explain seasons to her.

Woah, what?

Berty

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I didn't even try to explain seasons to her.

Dont bother.

The female brain wont be able to compute it.

jonny oxford

Mingey wrote: »

Yes, I thought I edited that bit out before it went to print. Ah well.

But....ignorance of sports is 'girly'?

Well in a typical sexist/misogynistic view, yes ignorance of sport is girly.

This isn't a view I share by the way,
as I say posted in jest,

always in jest...

not a sexist I tell ya...

no misogyny here I swear!:D

Quazzie

Sandra Crashing Choke wrote: »

Woah, what?

She knows there is different time zones and all that but she doesn't understand about the rotation of the earth and how we revolve around teh sun etc etc. I spent a half hour one day with apples and oranges and footballs trying to explain it to her and I thought I did but she admitted two weeks after she was only pretending so I wouldn't feel bad about not explaining it right. :mad:

She also called Proinsias De Rossa Al Pacino, and explained as "ah sure they sound the same".

That last one might actually be more racist that stupidity.

Sam Vimes

Mingey wrote: »

Not everyone gives a crap about sports stars, even if they do have boiled heads on them.

I would imagine you would be the same if you said to a becoming lady;

Hi, I'm Sam. What's your name?

Her: Lindsey Armaou

if i'm brutally honest, i wouldn't recognise him either

and i have no idea who lindsey armaou is

4zn76tysfajdxp

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

She knows there is different time zones and all that but she doesn't understand about the rotation of the earth and how we revolve around teh sun etc etc. I spent a half hour one day with apples and oranges and footballs trying to explain it to her and I thought I did but she admitted two weeks after she was only pretending so I wouldn't feel bad about not explaining it right. :mad:

Oh. Then again, I'd say most teenagers are like that nowadays so maybe your wife is just ahead of her time? A trendsetter, if you will.

jonny oxford

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Incidentally what kildare/meath match was it? The parentals are from meath, so I go to most of them with them.

It was that bastion of competitiveness that is the O Byrne cup:rolleyes:.

midlandsmissus

Sam Vimes wrote: »

if i'm brutally honest, i wouldn't recognise him either

and i have no idea who lindsey armaou is

Just noticed your name there. big discworld fan? Did you see the advert for the documentary coming up on terry pratchett? its going to be about his alzheimers.

Roadend

Her: I had a dream last night you went off with another woman
Me: And?
Her: How could you do that?
Me: Hahahahahahaha
Her:*SULK*

midlandsmissus

Berty wrote: »

Jeez wimminz will ye ever stop.

This is AH. AH!!! It supposed to be tongue in cheek and taken with a pinch of salt.

not if the girl actually said that, at which I am still shocked!! thats brutal!

biko

Girls saying/doing stereotypical "girly" things =
Girls saying/doing stereotypical "stupid" things
Isn't it? Isn't it?

Ross_Mahon

Mr Mahon "Are ya watching the Eurovision tonight?"
Dumb girl in work "No i cant, But i hope America Wins"

4zn76tysfajdxp

jonny oxford wrote: »

It was that bastion of competitiveness that is the O Byrne cup:rolleyes:.

*Twirls pigtails*

Hehe, why would somebody wanna burn a cup?

*Girlish giggle*

Mingey

Berty wrote: »

Jeez wimminz will ye ever stop.

This is AH. AH!!! It supposed to be tongue in cheek and taken with a pinch of salt.

Just leveling out the field, if it were a woman posting a man bashing thread, the denizens of AH would be all over it like a flannel.

jonny oxford wrote: »

Well in a typical sexist/misogynistic view, yes ignorance of sport is girly.

This isn't a view I share by the way,
as I say posted in jest,

always in jest...

not a sexist I tell ya...

no misogyny here I swear!:D

So men likw Quazzie who are ignorant of sport are girly also?

jonny oxford

Mingey wrote: »

So men likw Quazzie who are ignorant of sport are girly also?

Oh Christ yeah, and gay... highly gay!:D

Berty

Mingey wrote: »

Just leveling out the field, if it were a woman posting a man bashing thread, the denizens of AH would be all over it like a flannel.

Umm women have a women only forum. Which through my perusal of it every second thread has comments about men. :rolleyes:

Leprachaun

Was walking down the road with two mates.

One of mates spots a dead bird and goes: "Oh look, a dead bird"

My other friend,the girl, says : "Where?" and looks up into the sky.


We couldn't stop laughing at her for hours. :pac:

Sam Vimes

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Just noticed your name there. big discworld fan? Did you see the advert for the documentary coming up on terry pratchett? its going to be about his alzheimers.

very big

haven't heard about that documentary, must look it up. you probably already know this but there's a discworld forum:
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=338

Mingey

Sam Vimes wrote: »

and i have no idea who lindsey armaou is

No, neither would I, but I would imagine B*witched were liked more by girls than boys, but it doesn't make you a stereotypical ignorant 'bloke' to not give a toss.

Jeapy

Don't think this story makes the person stupid in any way, but it was still funny.
Boy A "Best mate was put down"
Girl A (me) "Aw that's a shame"
Girl B (very shocked) "Oh my god, sit down. are you ok? I'll get you some tea. What did he do? Like, why would they put him down???:eek:"
Boy A "Best mate is a horse! "

She thought he was talking about one of his friends! Funny really!

Mingey

Berty wrote: »

Umm women have a women only forum. Which through my perusal of it every second thread has comments about men. :rolleyes:

They do? if it's women only, then how come you have seen it?

Is AH men only?

For every thread in that forum that bashes men, there are 50 (or so) male posters there to defend their gender. Rightly so...

midlandsmissus

Sandra Crashing Choke wrote: »

*Twirls pigtails*

Hehe, why would somebody wanna burn a cup?

*Girlish giggle*

hahaha ah good stuff

homerun_homer

Ex Homerun_homer got into a huff when watching Casino Royale and I made a non-sexist observation that Eva Green is easy on the eyes. What's to be jealous of? Like I was gonna bump into her some night and she would be up for running away with me.

Once had a chinese meal before heading away to ****** one year with 2 friends and one of their girlfriends (now ex thankfully). She was an absolute spanner and none of us could stand being around her. She had a sea food option and was eating away and said;
"I love sea food"
I joked "nah, can't stand it myself. I'll only eat Land food"
"Yeah I love Land food too.." and went on talking about her favourite "land food". Idiot.

midlandsmissus

homerun_homer wrote: »

Ex Homerun_homer got into a huff when watching Casino Royal and I made a non-sexist observation that Eva Green is easy on the eyes. What's to be jealous of? Like I was gonna bump into her some night and she would be up for running away with me.

Once had a chinese meal before heading away to ****** one year with 2 friends and one of their girlfriends (now ex thankfully). She was an absolute spanner and none of us could stand being around her. She had a sea food option and was eating away and said;
"I love sea food"
I joked "nah, can't stand it myself. I'll only eat Land food"
"Yeah I love Land food too.." and went on talking about her favourite "land food". Idiot.

eva green is nice and all, but saying that in front of your girlfriend - why? I never tell my boyfriend who I think is gorgeous.

Just asking for trouble!!

inforfun

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I spent a half hour one day with apples and oranges and footballs trying to explain it to her and I thought I did but she admitted two weeks after she was only pretending so I wouldn't feel bad about not explaining it right. :mad:

And... after you were done with the oranges and footballs she understood the off side rule?

foundry

jonny oxford wrote: »

Hiya

I told my girlfriend recently that I was going to a football match.

"Oh, who's playin?" she enquires.

"Kildare and Meath" I reply.

"Is that in the world cup?" she asks :eek:

Anyone else got any good ones, not that I'm trying to promote sexism or anything, but some stories have to be shared! :rolleyes:

IN MY defence Jonny I simply miss heard u. Byrne World.. same sorta ring dont ya think girls??! :cool:

Any silly comments that fellas have said?

Here comes the girls......

Quazzie

inforfun wrote: »

And... after you were done with the oranges and footballs she understood the off side rule?

Yea now if only I could manage that clasp on her damn bra we'd be sorted!

Quazzie

foundry wrote: »

Here come on girls......

FYP:pac: