How would Stephen Fry have said it?

Jim_Are_Great

"Hello, it seems that Johnny has arrived"

"I think that I will order a meal similar to that which the orgasmic young lady yonder has just consumed"

"Ah, how enchanting I find the bouquet of Napalm on the fringe of the sunrise"

"I intend to present to him a proposition which he will be loathe to decline"

"I visually happen upon the deceased"

"If I'm not very much mistaken, Mrs Robinson, you are attempting to entice me to perform carnal union by appealing to my sexual ardour"

"My dear mother frequently would opine that life, in its characteristically unpredictable nature, bore not a little resemblance to confectionary"

KnifeWRENCH

I have grown weary of the reptiles of the suborder Serpentes in Linnean taxonomy which are currently on this aircraft.

Dudess

Genius thread - the OP!

"Initially one secures the monetary wealth, which then leads to power, which finally leads to winning over the female of the species."

Dudess

longshanks wrote: »

not a single live soul dares place the object of my affection at the point where walls meet and conjoin with floor

dirty dancing

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner" - brilliant!

Victor

The elementary regulation of the Pugalists Fraternity is .... one does not communicate in relation to the Pugalists Fraternity.

The adjutant regulation is .... one DOES NOT communicate in relation to the Pugalists Fraternity.

Earthhorse

It appears that I have selected the incorrect week in which to discontinue inhaling solvents.

S.I.R

" your an idiot " directed at jeremy clarkson...

timing is everything.

KnifeWRENCH

Jim_Are_Great wrote: »

"My dear mother frequently would opine that life, in its characteristically unpredictable nature, bore not a little resemblance to confectionary"

Very good.

Dudess

Can you offer an explanation as to why you appear serious in the extreme?

DanGerMus

Victor wrote: »

The elementary regulation of the Pugalists Fraternity is .... one does not communicate in relation to the Pugalists Fraternity.

The adjutant regulation is .... one DOES NOT communicate in relation to the Pugalists Fraternity.

I'll admit it took me a sec, excellent though.

First rule of....

Earthhorse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFL8Y8GgqT0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUU31kHrnw

I love Fry and Laurie!

994

Is it that the pocket of your garment contains a firearm, or is it rather that it pleases you very much to make my acquaintance?

DanGerMus

One miniscule and insignificant perambulation for kindly gentleman, one enormous and monumental bound for all gentlemanly kind.

If Fry landed on the moon.

Dudess

Zed is deceased, infantlike one. Zed is deceased.

tech77

Earthhorse wrote: »

It appears that I have selected the incorrect week in which to discontinue inhaling solvents.

^Haha.

"Mr Zed is deceased, my dear, Mr Zed is deceased."

tech77

Dudess wrote: »

Zed is deceased, infantlike one. Zed is deceased.

Christ that's kinda spooky
Just posted that above.^
I put "my dear" instead though.

Trying to think of some good Reservoir Dogs lines but there's nothing that stands out- the language in that film is so everyday/conversational or something.
(Ironically that's probably what makes it great.)

Dudess

Yeah, I was wondering. "My dear" is better though...

Capt'n Midnight

"I hate Vista so much I want to cry. Bought a Vaio. The most useless $4k ever spent. It just will not join a sec-enabled network.

"I have nine Macs!!!!!! I don't need another **** Mac. I just want ONE ARSING PC that isn't complete ****.

"Too late. It's going out the window. I can't put up with this sort of arse.

"Listen, I have Parallels, I have Fusion, I have 2 distros of Linux. I need just one, just 1 of **** Vista so that I can review things.

"Forgive intemperate language, but every time I buy a PC they're worse, not better than they were before and it make me so angry I could kill."

"I've calmed down now. Vista and PCs are so crap it's funny."

K-9

Why am I Mr. Pink?

You are a member of the Homosexual Community and therefore the name satisfies society stereotypes, alright?

Sam Vimes

yipee-ki-yay, honourable gentleman

Sam Vimes

one will require a larger seabound vessel

Jaws

zAbbo

This is an unsuitable location for us to rest, due to the nations large population of flying mammals.

Raoul Duke - Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

deadhead13

Does one feel fortuitous this fine morn,well ne'er do well does one?

deleriumtremens

Do Hughie Lewis and the News tickle your fancy?

994

I think, sir, that you shall find that I am more commonly adressed as Mister R.E.A. Tibbs, Esquire.

Mater! It appears to me that I haved attained the apex of this planet!

I really am rather fed up with these incestuous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that I continue to find infesting this Oedipal airbound vehicle.

Fanny Cradock

Two spring to mind:

1) Remove your malodorous paws from my person, you despicable defiled simian!


2) KHAAAAAN!

(In fairness he wouldn't have a great deal to work with. But as you can see he would drop the superfluous exclamation mark.)

CL32

Monty you awful, insuferable birth canal.

The rest of Withnail & I is pretty much spoken in his language apart from the swearing.

Owenw

"Do you think likely a monologue?"
"I must reply in the negative, Mr. Bond, I await your imminent demise!"


Robert was afflicted with Gynecomastia.


"They predominantly manifest themselves during the nocturnal hours... predominantly."


"Has there been a glitch, an anomaly... a hiccup if you will... Private Pile?"

gino85

994 wrote: »

I really am rather fed up with these incestuous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that I continue to find infesting this Oedipal airbound vehicle.

i was trying to think how i would phrese that quote like stephen fry would but i couldnt lol


snakes on a plane is so bad its good

Terry

On one occasion while attending musical theatre school, I placed a flute in my rectal orifice.

longshanks

ahem kind patron of the medicinal arts, care to ponder upon the nature of the heavens?

bugs bunny

RHRN

Jonathan is now in the vicinty!!!!

Here's Johnny.

longshanks

have we come to a mutually beneficial arrangement or have we not come to said arrangement

that noel edmonds show on ch4

DanGerMus

"Does one appreciate members of the Canidae family sir."
"What?"
"Does one appreciate members of the Canidae family sir."
"what?"

"He wants to know if you like dogs"
...

Snatch.

tony1kenobi

Greeeeeeeeeeeee-tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings chhaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaapppsssss

Sloth
The Goonies.

Standard Toaster

One doth relish the noble aroma of naphthalene whence the shining illumination robs the night of darkness.


The splendid Apocalypse Now

CeilingCat

I yearn for the fortitude of character to disengage from your acquaintance.



(Brokeback Mountain.)

994

The_Edge wrote: »

One doth relish the noble aroma of naphthalene whence the shining illumination robs the night of darkness.


The splendid Apocalypse Now

Reminds one of the sweet aroma of wing'd Nike, does it not?

tony1kenobi

Sir, if you refuse your quiet your lady friend I am left with no option but to aggressively fornicate with her mouth.

Ryan Phillippe
Way of the Gun.

spinandscribble

you are no longer under my employment, you miserable peasant. -the apprentice

Mingey

I display a distinct preference for the electrical light furnishing.



(I love lamp)

TheDriver

After door bell rings: I will endeavour to ascertain who it is"

longshanks

one does dance merrilly upon the breeze approximating the manner of the order lepidoptera, readily injecting venom with the ferocity and uncompromising brutality more readily associated with the order apis mellifera


muhammad ali

Cloud

Two more from http://twitter.com/danja

"I will re-engage with your presence forthwith..."

"frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. QED"

Smart Bug

This is consequence of sodomising a plebian with whom one is not acquainted.



That shag-pile did indeed form the focal point of the parlour's decor.

Endaaaagh

...and a few Mr T. gems

Please cease your annoying racket, imbecile
(shut up fool)

Please cease with your nonsensical vocalisations
(quit your jibber jabber)

I most definitely will not be boarding that aeronautical vehicle
(I ain't getting on no plane)

KnifeWRENCH

His identity is not that of a spiritual saviour. Rather, he is an extremely insubordinate stripling.

allabouteve

Endaaaagh wrote: »

...and a few Mr T. gems

Please cease your annoying racket, imbecile
(shut up fool)

Please cease with your nonsensical vocalisations
(quit your jibber jabber)

I most definitely will not be boarding that aeronautical vehicle
(I ain't getting on no plane)

My sympathies lie with that cretin. I pity the fool.

RonMexico

"We should endevour to procede forthright, this is the natural habitat of the vespertilio genus." - Stephen Fry











"We can't stop here, this is bat country." - Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Loomis

Are you yield, or request I quench thy thirst?

(Home Alone - Kevin McAllister: You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?)