How would Stephen Fry have said it?

"Excuse me fine fellow! Hast one laid eyes upon one's automobile?"

It BeeMee

"He's not he Messiah, he's a very.... naughty... boy..."



It's all in the delivery!

Loomis

"Miss Sidney, your maternal lineage was a loose woman of ill-repute who exposed her assets 'cross the borough, akin to Sharon Stone."

Scream - Billy Loomis "Sid, your mom was s slut-bag whore who flashed her **** all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something..."

Sam Vimes

one cannot be instructed as to the nature of the matrix, it must be demonstrated to one

KnifeWRENCH

"Our present location is indeed Sparta."

The Mad Hatter

Why do I read this thread just wanting to correct people's misuse of English?

Here's a few of mine:

I endeavour to act against socially accepted laws and customs.

I aim to misbehave; Serenity

While I am impressed, do try not to let a single success lead to arrogance while we are still in the midst of crisis!

That's great, kid - don't get cocky!; Star Wars: A New Hope

I'm afraid if you don't rub that ointment into your skin I'll have to spray cold water on you again, and I think you'll find that singularly unpleasant.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again; The Silence of the Lambs

Loomis

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Why do I read this thread just wanting to correct people's misuse of English?

Here's a few of mine:

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I'm afraid if you don't put rub that ointment into your skin I'll have to spray cold water on you again, and I think you'll find that singularly unpleasant.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again; The Silence of the Lambs

You might start with your own first?

Mingey

My canine associate, I have a distinct feeling we are no longer situated in the 15th largest state in the U.S.

The Mad Hatter

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

You might start with your own first?

Gah. Typo.

Not the same thing as misunderstanding, though.

*edits*

Yield isn't an adjective, by the way;)

jebuz

CIE (dart) - Apologies to all patrons of our rapid rail based chain of vehicles, we have detected a stray segment of foliage on the route to the fore ergo causing us to immediatly terminate our velocity for an unknown duration

Loomis

"Oh, my word!"

Matrix - Neo: "Woah!"

onlyrocknroll

"Good evening Ms Connors. Its a pleasure to meet you. May I call you Sarah?"

The Mad Hatter

Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning Vietnam, and welcome to another episode of Army Propaganda, the show where I pit my wits against the censorship of two giant ginger poofs.

Loomis

"Do not approach her, you shrew!"

Aliens - Ripley: "Stay away from her, you bitch!"

Countermoon

Sorry - but when was Stephen Fry considered funny?

The Mad Hatter

Countermoon wrote: »

Sorry - but when was Stephen Fry considered funny?

Pretty much since he started doing comedy.

Edit: actually, probably before that.

Loomis

Countermoon wrote: »

Sorry - but when was Stephen Fry considered funny?

Did you not get the memo?


"My increasing loss of youth is rendering me unable to adequately deal with this excrement."

Lethal Weapon - Murtaugh "I'm getting too old for this ****."

994

Pardon me for asking, but what is it that you plan to effect with all that junk;
I refer to the junk which is contained inside your trunk.
I shall, shall, shall, shall cause you to become inebriated
Romantically inebriated as a consequence of my hump

a5y

If you relish a wager, I say I am your fellow,
Sometimes victor, sometimes vanquished, I -never- distinguish
The relish is in the sport, regardless of what you assert
I lack your grabby hands, a singular card I must demand!
The ace of spades,
The ace of spades

Loomis

Fry sing's The Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up:

"Physically reprimand my shrew
Physically reprimand my shrew."

ReacherCreature

"Would you please place the rabbit into in the corrugated fiberboard box?"

-Cameron Poe, Con Air.

fermi-paradox

I fear this may be more troubling, he has passed beyond this mortal realm, James.

Loomis

"Who is your paternal representative? And what is his vocation?


Kindergarten Cop: Who is your daddy? And what does he do?

mikom

It is a necessity that I acquaint you with my sentiments,
I must coerce you to comprehend

At no time shall I conclude our relations
At no time shall I leave leave you in the lurch
At no time shall I finagle and forsake you
At no time shall I cause you lamentation
At no time shall I say adieu
At no time shall I prevaricate and cause you a disservice.


You just got rickrolled by the Fry my boy.


I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Loomis

"And all the females report I'm considerably attractive for a Caucasian gentleman."

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)

C0SM0

Your Matriarch Slavers on Male Genitalia In the Realm of Lucifer himself.

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell"......

oo-ee-oo I believe I resemble Buddy Holly
While you remind me of a certain Mary Tyler-Moore

DanGerMus

Ones inebriated state considered in full i have decided ,forthwith, to resurrect a previously popular post and thread in the hopes of breathing life into a long lost but most entertaining topic.

Bajingo

What is your current status medical practitioner?

'What's up doc?'

Gormandize my short pants!

'Eat my shorts!'

Red Hand

"Please proceed with your endeavour, ruffian, thus allowing me to successfully conclude my day."



"Go ahead, punk, make my day".

brendansmith

I have grown quite tiresome of these motherfukkin snakes on this motherfukkin plane.

Jesus Wept

That rug really ties the room together.

Agricola

Cool thread!
________________

Would you, perchance, be endeavouring to address me? (x3),

Well, my dear fellow, may I ask who else in Lucifer's fiery domicile could you be possibly directing your attentions toward? I shall ask you again Sir....,

Would you, perchance, be endeavouring to address me?
As you have no doubt realised, I am wholly, indubitably and most assuredly alone. Indeed to use the vernacular, who "the fúck" do you believe you are addressing, you inscrutable cad!



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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

tech77

I have great sympathy for the imbecile who... :pac:

Senna

I do believe Mrs Robinson, your are attempting to instigate a carnal relationship