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Tits, Ass , Legs?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Tits for me, they are evolution's finest creation. Nothing in the universe feels like a good tit. They are the only things in existence that are both firm and soft at the same time. I want to be reincarnated as a bra.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 limmey


    yea a good ass is nice, ever notice some women when they rope a guy in they start to get lazy and put on weight, the stunner you once had is now a fat slob, not very nice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    the auld Hawaiian muscle f*ck

    yeah, im a nymphomaniac also so the situation can only improve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    What if she has the perfect ass, nice tits and hot legs but as UGLY as hell... would you still want her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    What if she has the perfect ass, nice tits and hot legs but as UGLY as hell... would you still want her.

    put a bag on her head and presto great ride


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    What if she has the perfect ass, nice tits and hot legs but as UGLY as hell... would you still want her.
    Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch?

    I put body over face anyday. She can be as ugly as hell if she has a great body.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Nah, face more for me. Then ass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    limmey wrote: »
    ever notice some women when they rope a guy in they start to get lazy and put on weight, the stunner you once had is now a fat slob, not very nice
    Regular threads started by the boyfriends in Personal Issues - used to get a chorus of "oh my god you're so SHALLOW :mad:!!!" responses but people are copping the hell on now.

    Having a boyfriend has NEVER caused me to let myself go - the opposite in fact...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    A nice ass is great, hard to find a perfect set of tits. Legs? Meh...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    The majority of voters appear to be ass people.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Dudess wrote: »
    The majority of voters appear to be ass people.

    Yet women still think men gets off on breasts more so than anything else. I have never understood that.

    I prefer a smaller rack to a circus set of breasts but the A_ss is the winner for me.

    More importantly, you can ogle a girls a_ss without her ever knowing its hard with breastises because you will get the "my eyes are up here" comment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    different strokes
    for different folks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    mukki wrote: »
    different strokes
    for different folks

    Enough of that stroking. Take it to PI. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    What if she has the perfect ass, nice tits and hot legs but as UGLY as hell... would you still want her.

    Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I dare not express an opinion as she is standing less than 4 feet from me.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭YDMHSSB


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    What if she has the perfect ass, nice tits and hot legs but as UGLY as hell... would you still want her.

    i think the term for this is BOBFOC, though looks like someone has already posted.

    this, is a case by base basis. depends on how ugly and what you see as perfect ass. my perfect ass is a size 10 small hard ass that looks good no matter what she is wearing. others see a big ass (like j lo, kim k etc etc) as perfect when they clearly are just fat asses!!!

    im sure everybody on here has done bobfocs, if they have fantastic bodies its half the battle, well 3/4's of the battle going on the logic here!!

    if i was to pick a pretty fatty or an ugly size 10 with fantastic body, its the bobfoc all the way, bodies are the overriding factor all the time

    just my opinion, im sure everybody differs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    YDMHSSB wrote: »
    others see a big ass (like j lo, kim k etc etc) as perfect when they clearly are just fat asses!!!
    I don't know though - afro and latina chicks have a genetic propensity for more junk in the trunk, even the slim ones. If the girls you mentioned, and Beyonce, were fat all over, yes it would be a case of fat ass, but they're not fat all over - they just got big butts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭Lirange


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    What if she has the perfect ass, nice tits and hot legs but as UGLY as hell... would you still want her.
    No. Feck no.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭Lirange


    Acacia wrote: »
    Hmm, yeah, I think most guys don't like fake tits.
    The problem with fake tyres is most don't look like actual tits. All the curves should be in proportion. The skinny celebs with the fake racks look like mutants.


  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭Refresh


    ass fan


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    What if she has the perfect ass, nice tits and hot legs but as UGLY as hell... would you still want her.

    Turn off the lights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I am a leg man, more specifically, Feet.

    I kinow fetish, but still. Feet are nice!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Definitely arse and tits, and at least one leg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    FruitLover wrote: »
    Definitely arse and tits, and at least one leg.

    Amputees can have nice asses and tits.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Seanies32 wrote: »
    Amputees can have nice asses and tits.

    I don't want to have to carry the feckers around. She'd better be able to at least hop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    FruitLover wrote: »
    I don't want to have to carry the feckers around. She'd better be able to at least hop.

    Stiff ones ftw except Heather McCartney. Wouldn't shake a leg at her.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    This is a tough question, whereas i do enjoy a nice pair of juicy titties, i feel a succulent holes is a must.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 thielfer


    Round titties that fit hands perfectly,
    just a little bit of tan but not necessary,
    visible difference between loins and a waist,
    ass a little bit rounded and below back line but not too much,
    legs of lenght about 55%-60% of body height,
    not slim like a stick but with few extra pounds spread all over the body, to keep good shape, and so man have what to hug to,
    mostly longer hair than ear line, but not a straight-rule,
    nice smile / bright teeth, non-smoking'...
    ...I've heard a lot of times from other men and think the same way myself
    that woman that smokes looses even 50% of good look when first met,
    that are my visual needs ;D

    my wife does it plus more :) I know - I'm a happy man...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    thielfer wrote: »
    Round titties that fit hands perfectly,
    just a little bit of tan but not necessary,
    visible difference between loins and a waist,
    ass a little bit rounded and below back line but not too much,
    legs of lenght about 55%-60% of body height,
    not slim like a stick but with few extra pounds spread all over the body, to keep good shape, and so man have what to hug to,
    mostly longer hair than ear line, but not a straight-rule,
    nice smile / bright teeth, non-smoking'...
    ...I've heard a lot of times from other men and think the same way myself
    that woman that smokes looses even 50% of good look when first met,
    that are my visual needs ;D

    my wife does it plus more :) I know - I'm a happy man...

    Ah, but if she smokes, she..................

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 thielfer


    Seanies32 wrote: »
    Ah, but if she smokes, she..................

    is not crossed off forever or avoided
    a lot of men like that type of women
    it's a big negative anyway...
    ...mine doesn't smoke ;)

    she threw smoking habit away for me in just one day
    I know it was a hard way and I appreciate it...

    ...and (like Beatles sing) I love her ;)


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