Men & Women.

Havermeyer

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

thielfer

great post, mate
have a lot of laugh
especially that I'm married ;D
damn true, for f_sake

thielfer

I couldn't edit the last post so sorry for double...

-The Man is able to talk by phone less than one minute, woman's not...
-Man's clothes are comfortable on first place, then nice and trendy,
women look at this reversed way
-When a man says "yes", it means "yes"
When a woman says "yes", it means everything from "yes" through "no" to "I do not know"...
-For a man, quick decision equals 3 seconds
For a woman, quick decision takes 3 days...