American women: Yes or no?

Mr. Frost

120_Minutes wrote: »

I married one. was getting sick of irish women being up their own holes.

Not all of them are in fairness, but I understand where you're coming from. ''What exactly have you to be arrogant about?!!'' American girls are a waaaaaaaay better looking bunch in my opinion.

humberklog

Mr. Frost wrote: »

American girls are a waaaaaaaay better looking bunch in my opinion.

That's as maybe but they can't dress for sh!t. And that is fact.

Mr. Frost

humberklog wrote: »

That's as maybe but they can't dress for sh!t. And that is fact.

No that's your opinion. And not the ones I've met, and I've been all over the States.

Sharpshooter

humberklog wrote: »

That's as maybe but they can't dress for sh!t. And that is fact.

You could have another "Meat Loaf " song on your hands there.;)




/ grab a note pad , while it's still fresh...

Sprouts

American girls have a flippant attitude to sex, I think it means nothing to them, the couple ive encountered anyway, they think its fine to 'date' other people at the same time you think you are really starting to fall for them. Not for me anyway. Irish girls win hands down on honesty and integrity alone. Irish girls might seem like a more daunting fortress to breach but maybe thats because they've got more treasures to behold, afeter pub rant over, night.

sukikettle

American gals mostly have 80's hair flicks in their big hair on their big heads usually shoving jumbo food in their jumbo mouths and dropping what doesn't make it in on their jumbo boobs

Mr. Frost

sukikettle wrote: »

American gals mostly have 80's hair flicks in their big hair on their big heads usually shoving jumbo food in their jumbo mouths and dropping what doesn't make it in on their jumbo boobs

Yeah they've great cans don't they.

Mr. Frost

Sprouts wrote: »

American girls have a flippant attitude to sex, I think it means nothing to them, the couple ive encountered anyway, they think its fine to 'date' other people at the same time you think you are really starting to fall for them. Not for me anyway. Irish girls win hands down on honesty and integrity alone. Irish girls might seem like a more daunting fortress to breach but maybe thats because they've got more treasures to behold, afeter pub rant over, night.

Someone's been played.

humberklog

Mr. Frost wrote: »

No that's your opinion.

Nope it ain't. I quite like floral flowing cotten/polyester cack and no-name shapeless jean that start off big and high and then tighten at the end to exentuate the pop socks and Birkenstocks. But unfortunately this look has been deemed to be shoight by Euroweener fashionistas.

How double dare you assume that I have an opinion (or one I'll back up).

Mr. Frost

humberklog wrote: »

Nope it ain't. I quite like floral flowing cotten/polyester cack and no-name shapeless jean that start off big and high and then tighten at the end to exentuate the pop socks and Birkenstocks. But unfortunately this look has been deemed to be shoight by Euroweener fashionistas.

How double dare you assume that I have an opinion (or one I'll back up).

Funk! What kinda Americans you been hangin' with?! Or where?! You weren't waiting to pick up chicks coming out of the Jerry Springer show were you?!

sukikettle

Irish gals have one down side, they play little lost kitten and then when they hook ya it becomes rage,paranoia and a desire for control over your entire life...that's it, the rest is just fine

Sharpshooter

humberklog wrote: »

How double dare you assume that I have an opinion (or one I'll back up).

But , he won't do that.


/K, I'll stop now.

humberklog

Mr. Frost wrote: »

Funk! What kinda Americans you been hangin' with?! Or where?! You weren't waiting to pick up chicks coming out of the Jerry Springer show were you?!

I'm ruthless!

Sharpshooter

sukikettle wrote: »

Irish gals have one down side, they play little lost kitten and then when they hook ya it becomes rage,paranoia and a desire for control over your entire life...that's it, the rest is just fine

Kittens grow , they become cats.
The claws are just sharper.;)

sukikettle

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

Mr. Frost

sukikettle wrote: »

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

Except you normally get something out of a cigarette. :pac:

humberklog

sukikettle wrote: »

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

Knickerette is a good ween off though.

sukikettle

a drag of a fag? Mr. Frost....

SV

sukikettle wrote: »

..we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break.

yeah, and expensive and bad for people.

Sharpshooter

Mr. Frost wrote: »

Except you normally get something out of a cigarette. :pac:

Cancer mon tell me when this is going to stop?


/Promise, last one.

shqipshume

sukikettle wrote: »

Irish gals have one down side, they play little lost kitten and then when they hook ya it becomes rage,paranoia and a desire for control over your entire life...that's it, the rest is just fine

Hahaha oh god

sukikettle

lol at humber:D suki gives her patch a thwang....does ma bum look big in this

Mr. Frost

sukikettle wrote: »

a drag of a fag? Mr. Frost....

No it's more, a feeling, no wait - more than a feeling! Enter Sharshooter. :pac:

OK you're an Irish gal, you dig me, I'm into this American girl, sell yourself! :pac:

shqipshume

sukikettle wrote: »

hey I'm an Irish gal willing to share...we should come with a health warning like a pack of cigs...we're a habit you can't break. So consider thoroughly before starting:P

hahaha so true

sukikettle

I'm ugly but I'm honest, I can cook but only when I want, you don't need a pet as I drink like a fish and I'll spend all your money that you never get to see or hold and I don't even work. I have kids at will the childrens allowance being my best incentive and my wardrobe is full of clothes that will fit me one day....how's that for a quick sale

Sharpshooter

Mr. Frost wrote: »

No it's more, a feeling, no wait - more than a feeling! Enter Sharshooter. :pac:

It's more of a case of , is Marianne feeling the same?


/ entry to Sharpshooter , is strictly prohibited..

shqipshume

American girls loads nice loads not nice same as everywhere.
You either are suited to eachother or not.
Now not that i dated any:olol

shqipshume

sukikettle wrote: »

I'm ugly but I'm honest, I can cook but only when I want, you don't need a pet as I drink like a fish and I'll spend all your money that you never get to see or hold and I don't even work. I have kids at will the childrens allowance being my best incentive and my wardrobe is full of clothes that will fit me one day....how's that for a quick sale

Hahahaha you are hilarious:D

Mr. Frost

sukikettle wrote: »

I'm ugly but I'm honest, I can cook but only when I want, you don't need a pet as I drink like a fish and I'll spend all your money that you never get to see or hold and I don't even work. I have kids at will the childrens allowance being my best incentive and my wardrobe is full of clothes that will fit me one day....how's that for a quick sale

You sound like you'd be lucky to have me so I'd win every argument and do what I liked. I like that.

''Oh yeah honey, I'm afraid I'll working late again tonight''.

humberklog

sukikettle wrote: »

lol at humber:D suki gives her patch a thwang....does ma bum look big in this

To which a casual retort...'it does and they're giving off a bit too.

I've a million stories on American women but one that's lodges the longest was with an American in Israel during the first Gulf war. She was down sucking like a Dyson. I came (naturally enough) and was expecting the usual (swallow or discretely find a corner of the bed sheets). Neither option! Out onto her hand where she decided to hold it up to me and say "mmmmm cum...do you want some?" !!!. I said, stunned, no I feckin well don't and I think you should brush your teeth too!

She was a sazzy dresser though.

sukikettle

Suki senses a frosty atmosphere....would it have helped if I said I'm blonde, curvy and bubbly....so is a banana but you won't catch me eating one in public

shqipshume

humberklog wrote: »

To which a casual retort...'it does and they're giving off a bit too.

I've a million stories on American women but one that's lodges the longest was with an American in Israel during the first Gulf war. She was down sucking like a Dyson. I came (naturally enough) and was expecting the usual (swallow or discretely find a corner of the bed sheets). Neither option! Out onto her hand where she decided to hold it up to me and say "mmmmm cum...do you want some?" !!!. I said, stunned, no I feckin well don't and I think you should brush your teeth too!

She was a sazzy dresser though.

Oh jebus hahahahaha :eek::D Not shy then hahaha

Mr. Frost

sukikettle wrote: »

Suki senses a frosty atmosphere....would it have helped if I said I'm blonde, curvy and bubbly....so is a banana but you won't catch me eating one in public

If bubbly does't mean fat then I'm game if you are. :pac:

sukikettle

:eek: Humber here is a bar of soap to wash out that mouth of yours boy!

Mr. Frost

humberklog wrote: »

To which a casual retort...'it does and they're giving off a bit too.

I've a million stories on American women but one that's lodges the longest was with an American in Israel during the first Gulf war. She was down sucking like a Dyson. I came (naturally enough) and was expecting the usual (swallow or discretely find a corner of the bed sheets). Neither option! Out onto her hand where she decided to hold it up to me and say "mmmmm cum...do you want some?" !!!. I said, stunned, no I feckin well don't and I think you should brush your teeth too!

She was a sazzy dresser though.

That IS weird.

sukikettle

You know I can only refresh my page by responding and I don't know how to quote. I'm a poor representative of the Irish gal league:(

humberklog

sukikettle wrote: »

:eek: Humber here is a bar of soap to wash out that mouth of yours boy!

I know I was (and am) expecting a banning!. But I was on a roll! I took a risk. I still laugh when I think of it though.
Have to say though she was a stunner.

Mr. Frost

sukikettle wrote: »

You know I can only refresh my page by responding and I don't know how to quote. I'm a poor representative of the Irish gal league:(

Click the quote button.

shqipshume

sukikettle wrote: »

You know I can only refresh my page by responding and I don't know how to quote. I'm a poor representative of the Irish gal league:(

You are only kidding arent you
are you using your name from the song polly put the kettle on and suki took it off again?

sukikettle

The women that make me jealous are French women. All that food over several hours in the evening and wine enough to wash in and not an alcoholic or a fatty to be seen and tres elegante...although they are thankfully smelly because of their Saturday night wash only policy

RiverWilde

Ah well I'm lucky I don't have to worry about US women. I'm happily married to a wonderful Irish lass.

Although, I have met manys a female US citizen over the years and honestly the ones I've met have screamed (metaphorically) expensive upkeep, gone at the drop of a hat if a better deal comes along and not terribly loyal sexually.

I may be generalising. However, this is my experience.

Riv

Mr. Frost

sukikettle wrote: »

The women that make me jealous are French women. All that food over several hours in the evening and wine enough to wash in and not an alcoholic or a fatty to be seen and tres elegante...although they are thankfully smelly because of their Saturday night wash only policy

I love French chicks too! I would demand they have a whores bath first though.

javaboy

Come on guys. The OP has to get a 500 word article done by tomorrow morning and you're not helping.