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  • 26-01-2009 2:50pm
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    kjt
    Registered Users Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭


    The Phone Call
    Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,
    ‘Hello?’
    ‘Hi honey.
    This is Daddy.
    Is Mommy near the phone?’
    ‘No, Daddy.
    She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’
    After a brief pause,

    Daddy says,
    ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’
    ‘Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,
    Right now.’
    Brief Pause.

    ‘Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
    Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
    And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
    That Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’
    ‘Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’

    A few minutes later
    The little girl comes back to the phone.
    ‘I did it, Daddy.’
    ‘And what happened, honey?’ *
    ‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
    Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
    And now she isn’t moving at all!’
    ‘Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’
    ‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
    He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
    And into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water
    Last week to clean it.
    He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’
    *Long Pause

    Longer Pause

    Even Longer Pause
    Then Daddy says,
    ‘Swimming pool? ...........
    Is this 486-5731?’

    *No, I think you have the wrong number….....


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