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  • 27-01-2009 4:00pm
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    rocky25
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    5000 Israeli troops have entered Jordan,

    Early reports say she is tired and her arse is sore but she will soldier on.

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    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice.

    "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

    The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

    The man was astonished.

    He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.

    Once again the voice shouted:

    "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

    "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

    "Oh yeah?" the man asked.

    "And where the hell were you when I got married?"


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    rocky25 wrote: »
    5000 Israeli troops have entered Jordan,

    Early reports say she is tired and her arse is sore but she will soldier on.

    She must have a bucket!

    1st question for those who didn't see it.


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