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Most Bizarre Thing Accomplished While Drunk?

liah · 2009-01-30 16:11:00

What is the absolute most bizarre thing you've accomplished while drunk or witnessed being accomplished by a person who was inebriated?

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#62 31-01-2009 10:09pm
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Said I'd provide a photo of myself naked at the spire and then actually did it.

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#63 31-01-2009 10:14pm
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Pics or GTFO!

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#64 31-01-2009 10:15pm
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Pics or GTFO!

Please once was enough. :eek:

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#65 31-01-2009 10:16pm
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javaboy wrote: »

Please once was enough. :eek:

aw nooooooooo, I missed it. Link or GTFO!

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#66 31-01-2009 10:17pm
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http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58637457&postcount=325

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#67 31-01-2009 10:22pm
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TerrorFirmer wrote: »

A guy I know was on holidays abroad, got wasted, the usual, but at the end of the night he disappeared. The lads went home without him, assuming he'd made his way back. Cue phone call the next morning, he'd woken on in another town miles away on a bench or something, no recollection of the night at all. Not the faintest idea how or why he'd ended up there. Anyway, fast forward a few days later, he's really sick and the doctor tells him in broken English "You did have....sex of the mouth?"

This guy???
Love how he left the herpes bit out;)

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#68 31-01-2009 10:28pm
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javaboy wrote: »

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58637457&postcount=325

Brilliant.

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#69 31-01-2009 10:32pm
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The best moment I remember was I was too young too drink was cycling up to the local, meeting a mate I hadn't seen in ages and drinking rum and blackcurrant with him.
Went out of the pub to head home, only thing I remember was taking my bike from the wall, and the next thing I know I'm awake with the barman over me after closing up. I was asleep on the ground outside with the bike on top of me. He brought me home and my mam and sister said they couldnt get me up the stairs so left me on the sitting room floor.

Great times! I remember my sis telling me she left a basin beside me in case i vomited and there was a nerve on my forehead twitching on night

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#70 31-01-2009 11:09pm
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Stopped my friend from shagging a drunken Rastafarian on Oxford Street in London.

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#71 31-01-2009 11:15pm
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Come to think of it, I actually managed to cycle to work at 7 in the morning every Saturday for a year and didn't die.

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#72 01-02-2009 3:44am
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Came home smashed from a nightclub and filled in a job application form. It wasn't too bad actually.

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#73 01-02-2009 4:04am
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Out binge drinking at night, then waking up the next morning wondering how you got home?

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#74 01-02-2009 8:07am
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Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Out binge drinking at night, then waking up the next morning wondering how you got home?

Worse is waking up and thinking this is not my beautiful house.

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#75 01-02-2009 9:18am
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Threw the end of my subway into a 3rd storey window after they threw water down on us. I remember it well. Lined it it up and straight in the window!

It was one of those horizontal top hinged windows that are about 8 inches long. Wouldnt have been able make that shot sober even if i had 10 attempts

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#76 01-02-2009 9:24am
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woke up in the back of an icecream van before, no idea how i got in, no signs of getting in, no keys or anything...

great hangover cure.

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#77 01-02-2009 10:59am
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Making it back across the border to San Diego after Tijuana

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#78 01-02-2009 11:23am
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Woke up on the bathroom floor with a completed rubix cube next to me and nothing but one sock on curled up on the bathroom mat because the tiles were cold.

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#79 01-02-2009 11:35am
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big_show wrote: »

Making it back across the border to San Diego after Tijuana

Thats not that big a feat now come on they let anyyyyone through the border

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#80 01-02-2009 1:54pm
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Got kicked out of a house party after the girls parents came home, had no way home so I slept in her shed in the middle of November..Got frostbite

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#81 01-02-2009 2:22pm
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Pee'd my pants.

But really, I don't know if I've done anything impressive. Although...for me I guess... I'm awfully shy and wouldnt ever come close to embarrassing myself in public. The other night however, I got quite drunk at a birthday, after planning not to(that always happens doesnt it), and was running around the place dancing to rave music in the place, screaming about scorpions, and making up "The Rolling Pin" dance move....which goes something like this..."roll the dough roll the dough, make shapes of the dough...".

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#82 01-02-2009 2:35pm
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Brilliant.

Then I question your tastes :P
And your iron stomach :eek:

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