Polygraph tests

puddin123

Hello can anyone tell me if you can get a polygraph test done in Limerick

dr.bollocko

She's lying dude.

blinding

puddin123 wrote: »

Hello can anyone tell me if you can get a polygraph test done in Limerick

Don't need them in Limerick cause everyones a liar:D

Just like everyhere else if your easily offended

puddin123

Its not for her she is trying to get me to take one im just hoping that there is not any

Ardscoil Ris

bazz26

Something like this one:

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=opRNXHwxm8k

billy the squid

This thread has resulted in 1 ban and two infractions. If you cannot answer the OP's question, then don't post.

Karoma

You can get it done in Limerick, but it's costly (The nearest chap I know of travels from Cork.)
Just point her to t'Interwebs and show her how unreliable they are.

BeanieBaby

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygraph

Don't waste your money or your time. There's been a huge amount of psychological research into lie detection and the general conclusion is that its pretty impossible to tell if good liars are lying or telling the truth.

Spend some time talking to each other. If there is that much mistrust, then maybe its time to re-evaluate the relationship.

watty

polygraph pretty much = snakeoil.

mac07

Karoma wrote: »

You can get it done in Limerick, but it's costly (The nearest chap I know of travels from Cork.)
Just point her to t'Interwebs and show her how unreliable they are.

karoma,

could you tell me the details of that person in cork that does polygraph tests?

much appreciated.

Iang87

Omegareliant Investigations



061321908

Be super careful with these though. Very easily manipulated

mac07

thanks a mill

Raiser

Iang87 wrote: »

Omegareli Ant Investigations



061321908

Be super careful with these though. Very easily manipulated

- Yeah, we had a pile of problems this time last year; turns out a worker ant was cooking the books. Mr. Omegareli eventually caught him in a CCTV sting operation.

Serious Squid wrote:

This thread has resulted in 1 ban and two infractions. If you cannot answer the OP's question, then don't post.

Silence! Ve must remember to be at all times serious - If I catch you smiling I'll shoot first and ask questions later :rolleyes:

HINT: The green beaming smiley face attached to the original post means that this thread should be modded with the solemnity of a Novena and the aggression of guerilla warfare.............

goingpostal

What is a ban? What is an infraction? Whats that smell?

Ardscoil Ris

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Dear Ardscoil Ris,

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And that smell is you, please wash yourself...

My PM's are stuffed with these if you want more examples.

goingpostal

What are u banned from? Soap and water is overrated.

Ardscoil Ris

I agree soap is over rated. I love using Shower gel to lather up my genitalia and the rest of me. I mean seriously, who uses bars of soap in this day and age.

Also, my ban is up. It was from this forum.

goingpostal

I am like a cat. I lick myself clean. Or should that be like a dog?

Raiser

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

I agree soap is over rated. I love using Shower gel to lather up my genitalia and the rest of me. I mean seriously, who uses bars of soap in this day and age.

Also, my ban is up. It was from this forum.

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