Worst housemates ever?

Old housemate had girl in house for weekend.. Comes in after nd says 'if the guards ring, don't say she was here'. Turns out he was gonna be in court for statutory rape of the same girl previously.. I met her briefly nd she did look fairly fekin small. Rang landlord nd she evicted him.. Just very weird meetin her nd findin out after.

Noopti

I had a roommate who was a bit mental. He used to keep stealing stools/chairs form local pubs so we had a kitchen full of bar stools.
One of the girls who lived in the house ate his food one night after coming home from the pub (which is a ****ty thing to do tbh) and when he found out he went a bit mad. He started screaming, ran up to their room and tried to piss on the girls bed...he couldn't do it so he pured jugs of water on the bed instead. He then started throwing her clothes around the room, generally wrecking the place before finally grabbing about a dozen eggs and throwing them around the bedroom.

He was kicked out then. To be honest, I didn't find him that bad. Bit unstable I suppose.

UglyBolloxFace

Anyone else absolutely appalled at the state of the grammar in this thread?

It's endemic.

WesternNight

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Anyone else absolutely appalled at the state of the grammar in this thread?

It's endemic.

Totally worth resurrecting a year-old thread to say that. Totally worth it. :rolleyes:

Crann na Beatha

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Living with a rather odd French lad at the minute. He seemed sound enough when I moved it but it all changed when I came back to the house after being home for Christmas. First thing I noticed was that the girl who lived in the house was nowhere to be seen, usually she was knocking about during the week but when I didn't see her I assumed she was still at home after christmas. It wasnt till one day I knocked on her door to see if she was there that it opened inward and I saw that the room was empty. Turned out that she had came back the first week after Christmas and things had got weird between her and the Frenchman. He had spent the week hitting on her and attempting to grope her when she came in from drinking on a few nights until one night when she was in the bathroom he forced his way in and wouldn't leave till she threatened to call the police and say he attempted to rape her. I found this out when she rang me one day to warn me about him.

I had a run in with him the day of the call as it happens. Our electric shower broke and after ringing the landlord I left a note in the kitchen so everyone would know the situation. An hour or so later there's a knock on the door and the French man is demanding I get out to speak. Informs me that I broke the shower as between the week of Christmas and then which was made January he dha only taken seven showers where as in the week I was back I had showered each day, he had written down on a piece of paper the time and length of each of the showers I had taken as well as those of my girlfriend. I told him that while the French weren't known for their personnal hygiene I liked to stay clean and in future would be taking extra long showers just to annoy him. Then told him to fcck off and closed the door. He went bat **** crazy kicking my door and screaming. Started on a massive tirade over a teabag which had fallen out of the bin and the fact that the glass his friend had broken the previous weekend had not been cleaned up but rather I'd swept it into a pile in the corner, the guy was absolutely unhinged at this stage and the neighbours even called in to see what was happening.

Also lived with a black guy who went through the bins. I discovered thise one day when he knocked on the door and matter of factly showed me a used sanitary towel. He told me that he had found it in the bin and assumed that it belonged to my girlfriend. He said that it was disgusting and carried disease and how we could all get ill because of it. He started on a massive rant in which religion, living in sin, damnation, aids, Africa, America stealing oil and how my girlfriend disposing of sanitary towel in a bin was a racist act aimed at him. I calmly backed away and rang the agency letting the house. I asked my girlfriend about her disposal of said items and she said that she wraps them in toilet roll, then puts them in a plastic bag and disposes of them in the big bin outside, she also pointed out that she wasnt on her period during the time in which he uncovered it while searching the bins. Turns out that it was the black guys girlfriend/wife who was.

UglyBolloxFace

WesternNight wrote: »

Totally worth resurrecting a year-old thread to say that. Totally worth it. :rolleyes:

I hadn't realised the date, to be honest. But having read all of the thread, I'm glad it has been resurrected because this is definitely up there with the top threads of Boards.

And to your rolleyes I raise you this --> http://www.messentools.com/images/emoticones/love/www.MessenTools.com-Love-big-13.gif

Obaraten wrote: »

WTF way to ruin a good thread,old or not

Ah come on - the thread is hardly ruined; if anything it has been given a new lease of life.

Deleted User wrote: »

Living with a rather odd French lad at the minute. He seemed sound enough when I moved it but it all changed when I came back to the house after being home for Christmas. First thing I noticed was that the girl who lived in the house was nowhere to be seen, usually she was knocking about during the week but when I didn't see her I assumed she was still at home after christmas. It wasnt till one day I knocked on her door to see if she was there that it opened inward and I saw that the room was empty. Turned out that she had came back the first week after Christmas and things had got weird between her and the Frenchman. He had spent the week hitting on her and attempting to grope her when she came in from drinking on a few nights until one night when she was in the bathroom he forced his way in and wouldn't leave till she threatened to call the police and say he attempted to rape her. I found this out when she rang me one day to warn me about him.

I had a run in with him the day of the call as it happens. Our electric shower broke and after ringing the landlord I left a note in the kitchen so everyone would know the situation. An hour or so later there's a knock on the door and the French man is demanding I get out to speak. Informs me that I broke the shower as between the week of Christmas and then which was made January he dha only taken seven showers where as in the week I was back I had showered each day, he had written down on a piece of paper the time and length of each of the showers I had taken as well as those of my girlfriend. I told him that while the French weren't known for their personnal hygiene I liked to stay clean and in future would be taking extra long showers just to annoy him. Then told him to fcck off and closed the door. He went bat **** crazy kicking my door and screaming. Started on a massive tirade over a teabag which had fallen out of the bin and the fact that the glass his friend had broken the previous weekend had not been cleaned up but rather I'd swept it into a pile in the corner, the guy was absolutely unhinged at this stage and the neighbours even called in to see what was happening.

Also lived with a black guy who went through the bins. I discovered thise one day when he knocked on the door and matter of factly showed me a used sanitary towel. He told me that he had found it in the bin and assumed that it belonged to my girlfriend. He said that it was disgusting and carried disease and how we could all get ill because of it. He started on a massive rant in which religion, living in sin, damnation, aids, Africa, America stealing oil and how my girlfriend disposing of sanitary towel in a bin was a racist act aimed at him. I calmly backed away and rang the agency letting the house. I asked my girlfriend about her disposal of said items and she said that she wraps them in toilet roll, then puts them in a plastic bag and disposes of them in the big bin outside, she also pointed out that she wasnt on her period during the time in which he uncovered it while searching the bins. Turns out that it was the black guys girlfriend/wife who was.

This is, without doubt, one of the strangest posts I've read...ever.

Temptamperu

Im so sad this thread has come to an end

But :pac:

I lived with some estonians 2 lads and a girl and the brother, these lads liked the gargle as do I but they kept getting drunk and climbing over the back wall and terrorising a young woman who lived next door. I ask why they said because she was racist
It all came to a head when 4 big lads knocked on the door, the young womans brothers i think and decided to kick the **** out of us all, really scary shít. Anyway the landlord kicked us all out which was a pain. but i did go on to live with them in the next place until i got tired of the all night parties and "gym" sessions they got up to.
Not as good as some of the other storys but there you go :P

Derfil

I lived in London a few years back. The house was shared by my mate, a chap from Belfast, two Chinese girls a chap from Slough and myself. The landlord used to come up to cut the grass with the scissors and as soon as the two Chinese girls left the house your man from Belfast was straight up the stairs to their room sniffing their dirty knickers. On occasion he'd also sit and watch TV with us in the nip. The reaction of the Chinese girls when he'd come in was hilarious.

herosa

taram wrote: »

Girl before her kept some rabbit in the fridge...except it was still furry, dirty and bloody from being shot and dripped blood all over everyone else's food.

...and the fridge horror story award goes to..

ash23

I lived with some total dipsh1ts in my day.

One was so high pitched only dogs could hear her. She totally dropped me for months when she got a boyfriend, instead preferring to shag loudly on the couch in the sitting room and spend all weekend in her nightie and he in his pants, lying wrapped in a duvet on the sofa. When he moved away she flipped out because I "never asked her to go anywhere anymore".
Then she cheated on him and it somehow became my fault. Because I knew, she basically made up a load of sh1t about me to the others in the house and I was outcast. Not that I gave a fiddlers, they were all twats.
They went through my room, rang me at work insisting I come home to go to house "meetings" which were generally aimed at complaining that I was never there (because I have 2 jobs dipsh1ts!!). Oh and they'd leave notes. Lots of notes pinned to my door to ask me to join them in the sitting room for a "meeting" which would yet again just be about the general lack of my involvement in their lives. And then would go on to be a rant at me about various things like using the bathroom when I got in from work at 4am. Could I not go before I left work?
And the one who was high pitched, she used to sing loudly and tunelessly early in the morning to U2. That alternated with the high pitched squeals while she shagged her ugle boyfriend. Ever heard a pig having sex? I'd imagine that's what it sounded like. A series of grunts and squeals.......*shudder*

One day I just packed my bags and left. Forsaking my deposit I left them in their bitchy quagmire cesspit type house.
Weirdos.
Now the only weirdo I live with is myself!

Captain Barnacles

Anyone seen the Netflix show "Worst Roommate ever" ?

Jaysus!!! that's fuckkked up ...

bodhrandude

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118757134#Comment_118757134

More like murder investigations than about disruptive flatmates, watched first two episodes. Was expecting a bit humour in it and it being about crazy nutters who just annoy you or cause you sleepless nights, this programme is more about serial killers and real psychos.

Edit: Eleven years later, Captain Barnacles you must have a lot of time in your hands seeking out zombie threads.

NedsNotDead

I use to ejaculate in my housemates yogurt

swimming in a sea

I never had any nutters, just some ghost housemates.

I Shared a flat with one guy and I kid you not I met him the day I moved in as he gave me the key and I lived there for the next 12 months and i didn't meet him again. He worked a normal day job but he usually cooked at 3am and had the en-suite so didn't need to leave his room. His bedroom door was right opposite the flat door so it actually shielded any view of him until he got in his own room.

Motivator

When I was in my mid 20s I lived with three others. They were all late 30s and two of them were never there, maybe one night every two weeks or so. The one that was always there was a woman in her late 30s and she basically never left the house. One weekend I was staying up in Dublin to go to a match and got a takeaway and a few cans on the Friday night after work. The woman was meant to finally go out with some friends but they cancelled and she ended up getting wine and watched a film with me.

We ended up having sex and then continued to do so for a few weeks. She wasn’t particularly good looking but she was older and it was literally a come home from work and go straight to her room if the others weren’t there kind of set up. I’d say we had sex 40 or 50 times in the space of 3 weeks. I came home from work one evening and the other two lads were in the kitchen with her, then the landlord came with her husband.

the woman obviously had a change of heart about our antics and wanted me out of the house. She told the others she caught me stealing money from one of the other lads room - a total lie. The lads didn’t really know me at all because in the 9 months I’d lived there I’d say I saw them a handful of times so there was no way they could back me up. Landlord and her husband gave the guy money (€200) out of my deposit and kept the rest themselves. I was asked to pack my stuff up and I was essentially escorted out of the house. A few months later I got a phonecall off the fella I supposedly took the money off and he said she had come clean and admitted I didn’t do anything wrong. A total nutter of a woman and it became clear to my why she was alone at nearly 40 years of age.

Hangdogroad

Shared a house for under six months in my early 20s with two students from Crawford School Of Art in Cork, a guy and girl. They wernt a couple (he was gay) but were very cliquey. There was another girl studying with them in the Crawford who was part of their clique and she was constantly crashing overnight.

They would harldly never wash up, would leave half eaten meals sitting around for a day or more. Worse all three of them would come in at 2 or three in the morning and wake me with impromptu parties several times a week. They were the three bitchiest snobs I've ever met, could overhear them making snide comments about me, plus about supposed friends of theirs. They would pin smug Polaroid photos of themselves that they took while partying all over the kitchen wall (this was the late 90s).

Tensions grew when I confronted them about the washing up and being woken up by their late night antics, plus the state they left the place in one night when they threw water all over the kitchen. It culminated with me threatening to beat the **** out of yer man when for the umpteenth time I overheard him mocking me. I left not too long after.

Ash.J.Williams

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/58851505#Comment_58851505

my name is luca, i live on the 2nd floor

padd b1975

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118766125#Comment_118766125

Good news about the sex though.

Gael23

Owner occupied place where the guy was just an OCD clean freak

cj maxx

In nyc we let a Cavan lad stay in the flat as he had nowhere else. Thieving cnut stole a ball of cash I had . Still planning my revenge, Haw

Gael23

Anyone lived in house shares where girls are really messy and it’s some of the lads that do most of the cleaning?

Mad_maxx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118803160#Comment_118803160

I share a house with my fiancé, she's messy and I do all of the cleaning

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

I used live in a house with a fella that wouldn't wash up anything...I mean, he would eventually after a week or so. His usual routine was to make dinner, use all the pots and pans, dishes etc and then leave them in the sink for up to a week at a time... The issue here is I wanted to use the pots and pans to make my own dinner so in order to do so I'd have to wash up his mess first, then cook my dinner, wash up after myself, only to come home to a mess again the next day. The final straw was him using the blender at 3am to make a smoothie out of frozen fruits and yoghurt waking me up in the process. The whole lot went over the back wall, blender, pots and pans, plates etc. Bought my own stuff after and left strict instructions that they're MINE and not to be used. Solved the problem.

Gael23

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118803976#Comment_118803976

Do you go the full scale chemical assault cleaning products or keep it natural?

Mad_maxx

My fiancé is great at cleaning the bathroom, I never do as good a job , she's a terrific cook but leaves an awful mess afterwards

Her mam warned me years ago that " its a good job one of you is tidy "

bejeezus

I was quite ill in first year of college and puked in our shared bathroom sink. Couldn’t get rid of it before a lecture ,and thought my roommate wouldn’t be back before then, so I left it and went to the lecture. She arrived early and found it and basically thought I was disgusting for pukingI there. I had crohns, so there was the odd vomit-cleaned up vomit from then on. She wasn’t that sympathetic ,naturally enough!

Gael23

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118805264#Comment_118805264

Bleach down the toilet and spray everything else, pretty easy!

Ekerot

This thread brings back memories.

When I was in college, I had a roommate. The dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with a Pokémon called Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese **** pillow. Every **** conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn't. I got anger issues, and just one **** up could get me out of college. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat motherfucker in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in cum. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked - he did it anyway.

Once he said to me: "Hey Ekerot, we are having Pokémon night this Friday, are you cool with that?" I had an all-night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn't touch any of my stuff. At all.

Long story short - LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokémon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a **** Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That's right, those fuckers were sitting on my goddamn bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven't noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares. I gave my roommate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy's kneecap. Got into serious trouble for a while, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I **** hate Gardevoir.

NedsNotDead

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118807935#Comment_118807935

Cool story. When is the movie

fryup

Cool Story. What is the movie (you took it from or was it a dream)

Liberty_Bear

My old house mate was my boss. A lad who would interrupt watching tv, would whinge and insult and then went on to become a diplomat, left me short on the rent but I over looked it

Despise the fella

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^

your boss?? now a diplomat??? elaborate please😶

Wanderer78

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118807935#Comment_118807935

...hes autistic!

El Gato De Negocios

When I was a fresher in college, a French lad moved in about halfway through the college year, was a chef. He was an utter slob, at least 20 stone and every Sunday when I'd come back up the sink would be stacked with dirty dishes, pots, pans etc. I could abide with his slovenly ways to a point and took to keeping my own pots and pans for my own use. Anyway, one Sunday i landed back to an empty house. Pottered around then went upstairs to my room and noticed my two pillows were gone off my bed. Looked around the room but couldn't see them. Knowing Frenchy was the only one in the house over the weekend I looked into his room and there were my two pillows, on his bed and obviously having been slept on.

I was effin livid. Left a note on his door telling him if he ever went near any of my stuff again I'd kill him while he slept. Not that I would of course, i wouldn't be any use in a fight never mind anything else but it worked and he moved out less than two weeks later.

iamstop

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/58845237#Comment_58845237

I lived with a flat earther. And she as a teacher! She was 50. Also believed satellites were not real and the south pole is illegal to fly over. She believed in remote viewing and one day called her buddy to prove to me it was real. Well basically all his guesses were WAY off and he eventually only got close because of all the clues she was feeding him. Complete hogwash plain as day for anyone who cared to look but she felt is was adequate proof that he could remote view. Sheesh.

TBH she was generally harmless, she paid rent on time and was clean. Though she did adopt a traumatized cat with bowel problems despite me telling her no pets were allowed on the lease.