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  • 02-02-2009 3:40pm
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    I've just read that men who live in Reykjavik, on average have the biggest penises in the world.


    ....So thats why mums go to Iceland.

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    The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry.

    But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place.

    When they stop breaking the law, so will I.

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    There was a near tragedy at my local shopping centre recently.

    A power cut left four blondes stranded on an escalator for almost five hours.

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    My parrot's been diagnosed with AIDS.

    That pigeon the randy little bastard shagged must have been a carrier!


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    First 2- meh

    Last 2- yeah!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Good stuff Rocky.!


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