Tuesday Quickies

rocky25

Heavy Snowfalls and our native birds are finding food scarce.

Please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.

There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag!

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Man goes to the doctors and explains he thinks he's going deaf.

The doc says “Can you describe the symptoms “?

“Sure I can “he says, “Homer is a big fat baldy guy & Marge has blue hair “!!!

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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,

'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'

The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'

The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'

To which the rabbi replied,

'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,

'Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'

The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'

The rabbi then asked him,

'Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'

The priest replied,

'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.'

The rabbi nodded understandingly and sat in silence for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'

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Thanks rocky