Wednesday 'Uns

rocky25

These classified ads. were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
£200 or best offer.

No longer needed,

Got married last month. Wife knows fookin everything.
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Bloody EBay

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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I'm never going back to Xtravision again; they almost got me arrested today!

I just rented that "Pirates of the Caribbean" from them, and just before the film started, it said,

"It is illegal to watch Pirate movies."

The bastards didn't tell me that before I rented it though!

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I see a senior doctor will oversee dementia care in every hospital in England under new plans designed to save the NHS £1bn..



Crazy money....
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"SSPCA attack DSPCA over funds"


I guess that it's dog-eat-dog in the animal charity world"

patmac

Class(ified) as usual Rocky