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Turner Brown

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  • 04-02-2009 4:12pm
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    rocky25
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    A very nervous white guy is shown the cell where he is to spend the next 6 months, when he walks in he sees a huge black man stood in the corner..... the black guy says "as me my stats".... so the nervous white guy asks him his stats...

    I am 7' 6" tall, I weight 330 pounds, I have a 20 inch long dick and my balls weight 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.

    Immediately the white guy faints and is out cold for 10 minutes, when he comes round he is terrified and again asks the guy his stats...

    I am 7' 6" tall, I weight 330 pounds, I have a 20 inch long dick and my balls weight 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.



    Turner Brown ?.... OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT YOU SAID TURN AROUND !!!!!!


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    patmac
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    Very good! Who was the last 17stone Black man to ride the winner of the Derby?

    Answer: Lester Piggot


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    Homer
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    patmac wrote: »
    Very good! Who was the last 17stone Black man to ride the winner of the Derby?

    Answer: Lester Piggot

    You're slipping Pat :D

    Who was the last 20 stone black man to ride a derby winner?

    Lester piggott's cell mate.


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    Podge2k7
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    Great stuff


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    patmac
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    Homer wrote: »
    You're slipping Pat :D

    Who was the last 20 stone black man to ride a derby winner?

    Lester piggott's cell mate.

    Fecking work getting in the way of boards again, so annoying.


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