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  • 04-02-2009 10:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 581 ✭✭✭


    Condom slogans...

    1. Cover your stump before you hump.
    2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
    3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
    4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
    5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
    6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
    7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
    8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
    9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
    10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
    11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
    12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
    13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis.
    14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.
    15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
    16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
    17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
    18. The right selection will protect your erection..
    19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
    20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
    21. No glove, no love!

    Anybody care to add any funny ones to this? :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Princessa wrote: »
    Condom slogans...


    Anybody care to add any funny ones to this? :D

    Nope I think you have it covered there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭reggiethefirst


    Wrap it up before you slap it up.


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